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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Why are people who own pets so dreadfully weird? Why do they knit their dogs little booties? Why do they talk to their dog's like their are human beings? And why do they posts pictures of their cats on an internet message board?

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Because it is God's will.

I'd say the feline is fulfulling Satan's will...

 

what now?

Guest DustyFinish
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worst is seeing people walking their cats, thats just weird.

I've never seen such a terrible act. I talk to my one eyed trouser snake.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Banky's just jealous no one's ever knitted him little booties.

That's not true. Did you get the package I sent, Banky?

I put them on my testicles...sorry.

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Why are people who own pets so dreadfully weird? Why do they knit their dogs little booties? Why do they talk to their dog's like their are human beings? And why do they posts pictures of their cats on an internet message board?

I think people just love their pets and think the world of them. There is nothing wrong with that.

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There is something wrong with that. Do pets talk? I have a cat but loving it like a child is going too far.

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Yes, I know that but I was talking about normal pets that hicks or trainers don't have.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Why are people who own pets so dreadfully weird? Why do they knit their dogs little booties? Why do they talk to their dog's like their are human beings? And why do they posts pictures of their cats on an internet message board?

I think people just love their pets and think the world of them. There is nothing wrong with that.

Coming from a beast like yourself, your comment means nothing to me.

 

and KKK, I've already established that you're a fucking nutjob. Quit queering up my thread, hussy.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Threads like this can be found nowhere else but in Hardcore Discussion.

Don't patronize me, son.

Guest cosbywasmurdered
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Pets are fun Banky. Sure people can take it to far but at least pets will never sleep with your girlfriend.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Pets are fun Banky. Sure people can take it to far but at least pets will never sleep with your girlfriend.

Are you doped up, cwm?

Guest cosbywasmurdered
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Possibly.

 

(The kid is at a babysitter's)

Guest T®ITEC
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Green iguanas > cats, esp. when full grown. They can be six feet long and weigh 12 pounds. Nevermind that they don't leave hair all over the place and are cute as hell.

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Why are people who own pets so dreadfully weird? Why do they knit their dogs little booties? Why do they talk to their dog's like their are human beings? And why do they posts pictures of their cats on an internet message board?

I have to ask the same thing about anyone who has an interest in hearing what you have to 'say.' It seems that all you are - and all you ever have been - is a glorified fucking troll who adds nothing worthwhile to this Board. Dare I say, you even add less than wankers like Drury and DMA... and I think that's more than evident given that you spend all of your time in HCD, while once in a while venturing out and making an ass out of yourself in some other forum.

 

So do us all a fucking favour and stay in here, for good, okay Banks?

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While Banky usually never bothers me, his post in the General Chat version of this thread bothered me:

 

But one thing does remain true:

 

Whenever I find a cat and its standing in the middle of the road....I don't swerve. So you better hope I don't live in your neighborhood, friend.

 

As someone who has lost three cats being run over I find such a comment downright disgraceful and offensive. I wasn't going to bring it up, because you're likely to be a dick about it, but that's one of the most disgusting things I've ever read on this board.

 

If you don't understand people's love for their pets, then fine. But to say that if the opportunity arose you wouldn't go out of your way not to kill something which people love just because you can't be bothered or whatever, that's downright sickening.

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Green iguanas > cats, esp. when full grown. They can be six feet long and weigh 12 pounds. Nevermind that they don't leave hair all over the place and are cute as hell.

Dogs > lizard esp. when drunk. Have you ever seen a full size mutt drink so much cheap beer that it had to lean against the side of the house so that it would not fall over?

Guest T®ITEC
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Sadly, I have not seen that sight. Perhaps I will, someday.

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