Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

from WWE.Com

 

RAW EXCLUSIVE:

KANE HEADED TO ATHENS FOR 2004 SUMMER OLYMPICS

 

"Amateur wrestling, as any mat expert will tell you, is about as different from the professional game as night is from day. It requires very different skills, and very rarely has an athlete been able to translate success on the amateur mat into success in the ring. No one has ever done it in reverse. Yet, Raw Magazine has learned that this summer, none other than the rampaging madman Kane plans on doing just that. That's because the former WWE Champion now has his sights set on Olympic gold."

 

Ok...what the hell is going on?

Guest Choken One
Posted

I was thinking...Well...he IS a strong fucker...maybe he's gonna do weightlifting...guess it's a early april fools joke...odd.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
Posted

This is....odd. That's all I can think of.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
Posted

Indeed Raw Magazine is full of shit. I can't name 1 "profile article" that was truthful. Hell, they can't even remember shit like when So-and-so won Tag Titles and stuff.

Posted

Sorry, but I won't watch until Ball Shocking is added.

Guest Askewniverse
Posted

That's gotta be one of the most obvious jokes ever.

Posted

I think we're discounting Kane's abilities a little too much here. The man can SHOOT LIGHTNING AT PEOPLE, not to mention make the ringposts at the arena burst in flames. The man can do anything he wants, people.

Posted
I think we're discounting Kane's abilities a little too much here. The man can SHOOT LIGHTNING AT PEOPLE, not to mention make the ringposts at the arena burst in flames. The man can do anything he wants, people.

Except have good matches with people aside from Benoit, Angle, Eddy, HBK, and when the planets are aligned proberly, Albert.

Guest I Got Banned for Sucking
Posted
They refer to him as Mr. Kane and say the Olympic committee will consider the chokeslam.

 

Never before has there been a more obvious joke.

 

Obviously.

 

Who knows? His gimmick doesn't exactly allow him to show what he could do. Don't discount him yet.

Guest Dynamite Kido
Posted
So corpse fucking is an Olympic event now?

Not until 2008....

Posted

Considering Kurt Angle said he would need an entire year to prepare for the Olympics, and if Kane has done any am wrestling it would have to be in high school or something, you have to be a pretty big dope to buy this.

Posted

yea, I got the RAW mag in the mail yesterday (Monday). Also, I see that no one has mentioned this: If you look at that Kane article, the first letter of every paragraph is in bold, read all the letters to spell "April Fools" I knew it was a joke as soon as I saw bolded letters in every paragraph, obvious. Then again they still switch between kayfabe and semi-shooting in their mags anyway. This reminds me of 99, when a wrestling website, had a gag for April Fools about Steve Austin signing with WCW. The first letters spelled out April Fools there too.

 

 

and can you believe that the cover price for RAW mag has gone up to $5.99 US wtf? I remember when WWF magazine cost 2.50 sheesh. Good thing I subscribed to both RAW and SD this year for 19.95 each (well I have been subscribing to wwf/wwe/sd magazine since the February 1992 issue with Ric Flair on the cover-alas sadly my mags from 92-94 were ruined in storage by a flood, also had some early 90s wcw mags and some pwis and inside wrestlings in good shape)

Posted
and can you believe that the cover price for RAW mag has gone up to $5.99 US wtf? I remember when WWF magazine cost 2.50 sheesh. Good thing I subscribed to both RAW and SD this year for 19.95 each (well I have been subscribing to wwf/wwe/sd magazine since the February 1992 issue with Ric Flair on the cover-alas sadly my mags from 92-94 were ruined in storage by a flood, also had some early 90s wcw mags and some pwis and inside wrestlings in good shape)

Are you trying to sell something?

 

If so, meet me in that dark alleyway by the Kenny Roger's Roasters.

Posted

no I am not selling, I was lamenting all the mags I had that were destroyed by a flood. and the ones I have, no way they're goign to have to pry them and my tape collection out of my hands when I die.

 

 

"I'm pretty sure I am talking to the water heater behind the burnt-out Shoney's" -"Neil Diamond"Will Ferrel to the the rock as "Bigfoot" on snl April 2002

Please sign in to comment

You will be able to leave a comment after signing in



Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...