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A thread in which I rip off Squirtle

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Time for me to get my A+......

 

.....er....B....?.....

 

um......C-........

 

.......

 

.....ah, fuck it. Grade me anyway.

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Guest FrigidSoul

I sense this thread to be the ultimate swerve. Everybody asks to be graded and IDRM never checks in on the thread again.

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I sense this thread to be the ultimate swerve. Everybody asks to be graded and IDRM never checks in on the thread again.

I'm actually gonna have to agree with you on this one.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

Meh. He'll be back. He always come back.

 

IDRM is the cockroach under the sink in your neighborhood dive.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

I'm willing to get graded.

 

Make it a good disection IDRM, I know you can.

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Piss requests a grade. It might help kill some time. Which I've learned is almost as much fun as killing hobos.

 

I was walking into an Acme one time and these little prostitots (awesome word, credit to whoever came up with it) were all like "Hey baby, what are you up to?" I said "I'm'a kill me some hookers." and went into the Acme to get some tea. They didn't say anything when I came back out.

 

Grade me. Whoo. Yay. Whoo.

 

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES~!

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Looks like I should advise you to be patient. Even though I'm grading people who asked me personally, I'll be doing them in the third person.

 

Zack Malibu - Makes too many comments and advances to some of the female posters. I find it rather childish, even though I'm sure it's not in earnest. The teen show and bad martial arts obsession detracts from his surf pimp image. Probably due to his mod status, can sometimes come off like a chaperone who we think is pretty cool considering, but it's not quite the same. Is Dames' boyfriend. On the positive side, is one of the more personable posters here. He makes valuable contributions to the movie folder, and is one of only a handful who could hang with me when it comes to terrible movies. He's heavily involved in the oaoast, and from an outsider's perspective, seems to be holding that sinking ship together. One of a select few who could probably be with a woman in real life. Summary: Nice guy who has all the trappings off a top poster, only held back because he's a little too stiff. Grade: A-

 

Thumbtack - A lot like a few other posters here, his failing is a lack of distinction. I can't even think of anything he said, even though I know I see his posts every day. He almost seems to have a dark edge, but... not as dark as it could be. Nice taste in music (mostly). Nice sig (if it's still the drug thing, I have them turned off). His old posting name was good, I'm not a fan off the shortening. It used to give him some distinction. Summary: A jack of all trades whose problem is that he has no hook. Grade: C+

 

MrZsasz - Should lighten up once in a while. Despite the popularity of the Anglesault comparison, I find MrZsasz to be a more passble comic book guy. Not only the smug attitude, but he actually like comics books, and if I remember correctly, is a bit heavy. Doesn't seem to have any middle ground between regular guy and complete dick. Can to come off as a 16 year old of above average intelligence who considers himself above everyone around him, but personally, I like Zsasz. I've enjoyed any interaction we've had, and he's really not bad at insulting people. Summary: Geeky asshole who's not bad when you get to know him. Grade: B

 

redbaron51 - Here's a guy that, indeed, never seems to get noticed. With Thumbtack, I knew who he was, but couldn't remember anything he said, redbaron51, I straight up didn't know who he was. But I have enjoyed his posts in the music folder. I did a search for his posts and reacted like this: "Oh yeah, I remember this. Not bad." He just has 0 name recognition with me. Apparently hates Led Zeppelin. Seems to post in the sports folder which I never go into, so you'll have to put that aside. Summary: One of the faceless masses, but one who makes good posts. Grade: C

 

JSYK - Doesn't realize that I have no beef with him. I mock everybody. But now that he mentions it, he doesn't always come off so well. FrigidSoul claims that JSYK follows him around and takes shots at him. I don't follow the infighting here, but that is what it looks like. So he's either doing that, or doing a bad job of responding to Frigid's lies. Can be mostly found in Hardcore Discussion, so you have to admit he doesn't contribute much in the way of content. Never posted anything that jumped out at me elsewhere. Never said anything rememberably stupid elsewhere either. Summary: Could be much worse, but forces me to judge his shortcomings in a harsh light. D+

 

 

 

Now I'm off to have a smoke. Be back with more soon.

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

I need rating. Squirtle! haterized me in his thread with me in the title...

 

 

God, I can't believe I said the name of a pokemon hates me. :lol:

 

 

Edit: Whoops, didn't realize I said HATERED. :lol:

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Guest Bottled Black

Ehh hell even though no one knows who I am and I probably don't post nearly enough for anyone to formulate an opinion on me, Take a shot.

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Nice guy who has all the trappings off a top poster, only held back because he's a little too stiff. Grade: A-

Hrm...between that comment and the ones about me and the girls on the board, there's a perverted joke in there somewhere.

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Guest FrigidSoul
JSYK - Doesn't realize that I have no beef with him. I mock everybody. But now that he mentions it, he doesn't always come off so well. FrigidSoul claims that JSYK follows him around and takes shots at him. I don't follow the infighting here, but that is what it looks like. So he's either doing that, or doing a bad job of responding to Frigid's lies. Can be mostly found in Hardcore Discussion, so you have to admit he doesn't contribute much in the way of content. Never posted anything that jumped out at me elsewhere. Never said anything rememberably stupid elsewhere either. Summary: Could be much worse, but forces me to judge his shortcomings in a harsh light. D+

That's the impression I had gotten from him, as it did appear for a good while he would solely post only to flame me. However it appears I was wrong. For that you can raise him to a passing grade.

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Guest FrigidSoul

Not in the U.S. They changed the grade needed to pass up to 70. My little brother who goes to elementary school here in Mass and my little cousin who goes to school in Virgina both have stated 70 is now the passing grade.

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