Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted March 31, 2004 So..POP QUIZ TIME! In regards to the Angle Tournament, does: A) John Cena win because the tourney isn't rigged? B) Bradshaw win because the tourney is rigged? C) Charlie Haas win because a bunch of smarks vote 5,000,000 times? D) Booker T win because they wised up and deceided to have him face Eddy instead of Bradshaw? E) Big Show win because they've lost their minds? *Final Jeopardy theme* If you said B, you would be correct! I'd vote for Charlie Haas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Forgive my memory, but what "great" matches has Booker had in WWE? Wow, must-miss TV this week. By the Shelton stuff alone Raw smokes SD this week, it appears. "Carly Colon" Gee, I wonder what his gimmick is...? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Hm. Maybe Carly and Carlos Colon can team up against Chavo and Chavo Sr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Forgive my memory, but what "great" matches has Booker had in WWE? Wow, must-miss TV this week. By the Shelton stuff alone Raw smokes SD this week, it appears. "Carly Colon" Gee, I wonder what his gimmick is...? A guy that wrestles in a skin tight suit that shows where his colon is a la Mr. Slim Goodbody? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Geez...Carlos Colon was like 80 years old looking at the 1993 Rumble (Monsoon called him a YOUNGSTER!) I wonder how he looks now. Probably in the Abdullah range, minus the 200 lbs. of boobs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Hold on, so it's not a real tournament, but people "vote" for the winner? Yeah, like we can trust WWE polls... If Bradshaw wins I swear to God... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jesse Report post Posted March 31, 2004 "Booker T does his usual stuff about Smackdown being minor league." Usual stuff? He's been on SD what, 10 days now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Hold on, so it's not a real tournament, but people "vote" for the winner? Yeah, like we can trust WWE polls... If Bradshaw wins I swear to God... you might as well start swearing now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tommytomlin 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 God Smackdown is dull. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 That Colon gimmick is far better than what I expected it to be. Also, can it be more obvious what the tournament is going to turn out like? It will be down to Cena and Bradshaw, but Cena's will get some of his votes disqualified and Bradshaw wins. Get it? Bradshaw is a rich Texan, yadda, yadda. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 So..POP QUIZ TIME! In regards to the Angle Tournament, does: A) John Cena win because the tourney isn't rigged? B) Bradshaw win because the tourney is rigged? C) Charlie Haas win because a bunch of smarks vote 5,000,000 times? D) Booker T win because they wised up and deceided to have him face Eddy instead of Bradshaw? E) Big Show win because they've lost their minds? *Final Jeopardy theme* If you said B, you would be correct! Big Show > Bradshaw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michrome 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Forgive my memory, but what "great" matches has Booker had in WWE? He had an awesome Smackdown! match with Kurt Angle, and had a great match with Steve Austin within his first few months in the company. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Adrian 3:16 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 The show sounds atrocious this week, but I'll watch the end to see Bradshaw destroyed by Taker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 I... I don't understand. This show makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER to me. Do they fucking hate the fans or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Instead of paying money to go sit there being a pissed off smark, you could have stayed home and watched on tv for free. I bet maddog or whatever is one of those types that will scream 'You sold out' or "holy shit" at fucking near everything and everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Why does Booker need to cheat to beat Hardcore Holly? Booker is a former World champion and has main evented WrestleMania. And how come a wrestler starts to cheat RIGHT AFTER he's turned? Shouldn't it be a gradual descent into heeldom? Silly boy, don't you know that all WWE heels are weak and thus need to cheat to beat the face? Well, all except for HHH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SammeC Report post Posted March 31, 2004 I... I don't understand. This show makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER to me. Do they fucking hate the fans or something? Its not that they hate the fans, its just that the WWE makes no sense whatsoever any time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Brian Report post Posted March 31, 2004 People love to hate Triple H, so see he's a face. Which is why no one can beat him clean one-on-one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mulatto Heat Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Instead of paying money to go sit there being a pissed off smark, you could have stayed home and watched on tv for free. I bet maddog or whatever is one of those types that will scream 'You sold out' or "holy shit" at fucking near everything and everyone. Dude, you're being rather unfair to the guy. He DID say on page 1: Actually I was pretty excited about the show since I hadn't been to one in a long time and I was pretty bored after a good hour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 I... I don't understand. This show makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER to me. Do they fucking hate the fans or something? Its not that they hate the fans, its just that the WWE makes no sense whatsoever any time No, see, last night, Raw made sense. The booking for a lot of the things was good and the right people for the most part went over. And then tonight reading these spoilers I can do nothing but gape. How can the Smackdown writing team suck THIS MUCH? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SammeC Report post Posted March 31, 2004 I... I don't understand. This show makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER to me. Do they fucking hate the fans or something? Its not that they hate the fans, its just that the WWE makes no sense whatsoever any time No, see, last night, Raw made sense. The booking for a lot of the things was good and the right people for the most part went over. And then tonight reading these spoilers I can do nothing but gape. How can the Smackdown writing team suck THIS MUCH? That may be so, but RAW also has an upcoming PPV in only 3 weeks and currently holds the best workers in the company (except Eddie and to some extent RVD). Thus creating a much better show. The so called Draft screwed SD totally Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 It's kinda sad when Brian Gerwitz is the cream of the crop of your writing staff... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Mulatto Heat Posted on Mar 31 2004, 12:04 AM QUOTE (Thumbtack @ Mar 30 2004, 10:59 PM) Instead of paying money to go sit there being a pissed off smark, you could have stayed home and watched on tv for free. I bet maddog or whatever is one of those types that will scream 'You sold out' or "holy shit" at fucking near everything and everyone. Dude, you're being rather unfair to the guy. He DID say on page 1: QUOTE Actually I was pretty excited about the show since I hadn't been to one in a long time and I was pretty bored after a good hour. Ok, fair enough. My apologies to mad dog. Maybe it's the fact that I'm soon going to a show for the first time in 15 years and can't imagine something being able to ruin it like this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaMarka 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Hold on, so it's not a real tournament, but people "vote" for the winner? Yeah, like we can trust WWE polls... If Bradshaw wins I swear to God... You don't understand. This will be great. Cena and Bradshaw split the vote, almost 50/50. Bradshaw wins by like 4 votes. Cena demands a recount. Angle overrides the recount using his powers as GM. Everyone hates Bradshaw. It's retarded, which is why I see the WWE doing this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beast 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Only good news about Smackdown this week is that I won't have to waste a tape taping the Apprentice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Smackdown's last shred of credibility... R.I.P. May 1999 - March 2004 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jack_Bauer 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Oh, here's a new question. It's a hard one. Who gives a fuck about Bradshaw ? I have to say, I was in hysterics over this new gimmick. If anything it makes me like him even more. The thing I like about this gimmick, is that writers actually thought it's a gimmick that a main eventer should have. Wrestlecrap should have their hands full with this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Yes, the gimmick is awesome, but it doesn't fix his in-ring work. Oh well, if he goes over, the feud is great and him and Eddy can work an entertaining match, then I'm happy. Because that's what everybody wants, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jack_Bauer 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 If Eddie makes me happy with a good match from Bradshaw, then I'm not gonna care if that was the main event. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DeputyHawk Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Better, more detailed spoilers from Meltzer. The KAGATA actually sounds like a really good concept and Bradshaw's heel run sounds like it's being handled well. He's a good 'Corporate America' foil for Eddie. Chill, it's not like he's actually going to win the belt or anything. For me, the initial spoilers came across as very childish and petulant, just saying everything was 'boring' for the sake of being jaded. Honestly, why even post spoilers like that and bring everyone else down? The detailed rundown of the show actually has a lot of positives which can be taken from it. Opening fireworks for velocity. Mark Jindrak beats Shannon Moore next. Billy Gunn beats Danny Basham. The brothers do a couple switcharoos but billy pulls it out. Gunn got a loud pop and fat girls love him. thanks to them sitting behind me, I am now deaf. Rico with Hot Miss Jackie beats Jamie Noble. Rico made several sexual positions on Noble and wins. Cole and Tazz come out for SD! A few stage guys put some black things in the ring which we find out now when Kurt Angle comes out and talks about the sacrifice he made to become G.M. He is looking for someone to step up and is having the Kurt Angle Great American trophy Award. Winner will become #1 Contender. There is 4 matches for it tonight and first one is now. Big Show comes out then Rikishi. Big Show dominates then tries to head BUTT Rikishi but hurts himself instead. Rikshi stink face on Show then Show pushes him and gives him the chokeslam for the pin. Nick Patrick tried giving him Rikishi's tag team belt for some reason. Cameras to the back and a white limo with longhorns on it pulls up with JBL on the side, and Bradshaw gets out and his driver talks spanish so Bradshaw tells him to learn english and become succesful like himself and thats why he rides in the back. Walking Tall promo Rey Mysterio comes out then Spike for a tag match against Chavo Sr. and Jr. Spike hits dudley dog on chavo after running up the corner on Chavo Sr. Bradshaw comes out and closeline from hell on spike and powerbomb on Rey. Doesn't talk, just gloats and walks away. RVD comes out to a big pop. This is a nominee match for the great american award. Charlie Haas comes out with neon green trunks with Haas on the back. End comes with Haas is on the outside and holds a chair as RVD tries a planch but hits the chair and its a double countout. Kurt comes out and says this is SD, there are winners and losers and says the winner is who was ahead of points and according to him it is Haas. Match was pretty even. Booker and Kurt in the back. Kurt says Booker is in the great american tournament and can be #1 contender if he wins. He will face Hardcore holly. Booker does another interview with Josh Matthews dissing Columbus which was just to get heel heat and I doubt it will air. The Legacy of hope thing from Raw was shown again. Great american nominee match Booker vs Hardcore Holly. Book end for 2 count. Booker T wins after a rollup and grabs the tights. Dudley Boyz vs Akio and Sakoda. 3-D and pin. Hardcore Holly runs back out and says Booker come face me like a man and he runs out and they re do the finish of their match for some reason with Booker still winning with a handful of tights. Spike in the back and his "brothers" come in, then Theodore Long comes in and says he can help them in their new begining get the dollar bill and gives bubba and dvon his "playa" cards but tells Spike he just ran out lol The Raw recap is shown. Eddie pulls up outside in a orange lowrider and talks to the limo driver who is cleaning the limo off from rain. Limo driver says its senor Bradshaw's limo and eddie walks off. Rene Dupree comes out to do color with cole and tazz. John Cena comes out to a big pop with Buckeye Gear on. A #40 jersey (Cassady) Funny rap about giving out FU'S and pumpin up his shoes and disses the other qualifiers for the great american award. Throws in Ohio State for a good pop and tells cole and depree to choke on deez nutz and tosses a nutz bar to them. Cena vs. Nunzio and Johnny the Bull in a qualifier match. Cena wins after FU on Da Bull Angle in the back talking about Great Aamerican award and tells some guy to tell Eddie to meet him in the ring for a hug announcement. Another Walking Tall Promo Angle out with tropy in ring, says he is proud of the locker room and HHH wouldnt last 3 mins he says. Gives the fans the power to vote online till monday at midnight to pick the #1 contender and winner of the tournament. Eddie out in lowrider and tells kurt if he has a problem with him, to do something about it. Kurt: Im the G.M., Im not going to fight you. Kurt introduces Bradshaw, Kurt makes him the 5th nominee for the award. New intro music with a stock market bell and heel music. Limo comes out and Bradshaw gets out the sunroof and stand on the limo talking for ever about his schtick and says he will be on Fox this Sat. at 11:30 am. Says he wants the belt, just business. Eddie says he will make it personal and goes after him and grabs his hat and takes it back to the ring and wipes his ass with it lol Eddie goes around the ring and tells fans to put stuff in it beer, fries, popcorn, pop, few people spit in it and then takes it in the ring and stomps on it. Bradshaw says it was A $10,000.00 hat.... Eddie throws the hat in the crowd right infront of my row. Taping ends somewhere around here.... After Eddie goes to back Bradshaw gets in ring and tells Eddie to come out but THE UNDERTAKER does and the crowd goes crazy. UT comes out to biggest pop of night and not even gonna be on T.V. Bradshaw talks for 5 mins and tries to punch UT but he counters and choke slam then tombstone to end the evening. 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