caboose 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 I'll claim Monaco. Mmmm... Tax-Free Porn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 Angelslayer: "I call France!" Rest of TSM: "Fine." Angelslayer: "...D'oh?" *looks over France and sees the country in shambles, occupied by French people* Angelslayer: "D'oh!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 (invades Angelslayer's country and sets off the first crisis for the new organization) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 Umm... *controls the Bosporus* What now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Der Kommissar 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 I'll grab South Korea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 (has finished conquering Angelslayer's country and challenges the UN to resolve the situation) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 *abandoned France during invasion, lives in prosperity in undisclosed nation* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 (makes Alscace-Lorraine part of Germany again, allows the rest of the country to get off with a slap on the wrists) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 I get the UK! Just try to invade us bitches, many have tried, all have failed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 3, 2004 *sets up a trading post with Kotz where Sweden gives forth red gummi candies in the shape of fish for Pornographic Shiza films from Germany* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highland 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 We've been victorious in every war we've been involved in. Experience fear, bitches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 Federated States of Micronesia! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 I know what you're thinking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 Go with the family roots. Hungary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 The Lost City of Atlantis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 I claim... uh... Fuck it. I'm doing a hostile takeover of Okinawa RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 Russia. Stay the fuck away from Estonia, bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 I claim Australia RIGHT FUCKING NOW! I've got the beer, the barbies, the beaches, the hot chicks, and Kylie Minogue. Take THAT Kotz and your Germans! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaMarka 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 I am Switzerland. I hereby declare my neutrality on everything. Especially on German invasions of neighboring countries. Plus it's the land of chocolate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 Dominican Repubic! Isle of beauty, isle of splendor, Isle to all so sweet and fair, All must surely gaze in wonder At thy gifts so rich and rare. Rivers, valleys, hills and mountains, All these gifts we do extol. Healthy land, so like all fountains, Giving cheer that warms the soul. Dominica, God hath blest thee With a clime benign and bright, Pastures green and flowers of beauty Filling all with pure delight, And a people strong and healthy, Full of godly, rev'rent fear. May we ever seek to praise Thee For these gifts so rich and rare. Come ye forward, sons and daughters Of this gem beyond compare. Strive for honour, sons and daughters, Do the right, be firm, be fair. Toil with hearts and hands and voices. We must prosper! Sound the call, In which ev'ryone rejoices, "All for Each and Each for All." Dominica: Home Of The Free And The Brave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 3, 2004 Egypt. I want a tomb with well-placed traps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 Have fun being my bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 Dominican Repubic! Isle of beauty, isle of splendor, Isle to all so sweet and fair, All must surely gaze in wonder At thy gifts so rich and rare. Rivers, valleys, hills and mountains, All these gifts we do extol. Healthy land, so like all fountains, Giving cheer that warms the soul. Dominica, God hath blest thee With a clime benign and bright, Pastures green and flowers of beauty Filling all with pure delight, And a people strong and healthy, Full of godly, rev'rent fear. May we ever seek to praise Thee For these gifts so rich and rare. Come ye forward, sons and daughters Of this gem beyond compare. Strive for honour, sons and daughters, Do the right, be firm, be fair. Toil with hearts and hands and voices. We must prosper! Sound the call, In which ev'ryone rejoices, "All for Each and Each for All." Dominica: Home Of The Free And The Brave. wrong flag if you want to be the Dominican Republic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 No, no, no, I'm sorry, not JUST Okinawa. Okinawa AND Osaka. Yeah. There we go. Fuck it, I want Japan. All of it. I don't care if Sandman already claimed it, Sandman wa bakayaro desu ne. Gosunkugi-sama wa ichiban desu! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 You win this round, Adam. (prepares massive aerial bombardment of Australia) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 No, no, no, I'm sorry, not JUST Okinawa. Okinawa AND Osaka. Yeah. There we go. Fuck it, I want Japan. All of it. I don't care if Sandman already claimed it, Sandman wa bakayaro desu ne. Gosunkugi-sama wa ichiban desu! Right. :Sends giant mechs to crush Gosunkugi's attempts at a hostile takeover:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 I claim Brazil. I won't even show up for meetings. I'll just stay at home and chill at Carnivale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 *Snickers.* You call those mechs? *Sends out a wave of various Gundams to slice through Sandman's mechs like butter. Readies the ridiculously-overpowered martial artist footsoldiers for ground conflict.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 The IRA has arrived. Is there a purpose to this Model UN or are we just claiming for the sake of claiming? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
