The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Well, "Holland," I'd help you out if you weren't such an ignoramus as to not call your nation by its real name of THE NETHERLANDS. North and South Holland are just two provinces of your nation! Geez. By the way, who's got Spain and France? I'm all about doing what I can to free the Basques. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Studies have proven that the name "Netherlands" brings to mind the "nether regions" of ones body when mentioned to the average American. My constituants wish not to be refered to as a giant sinking vagina, therefore we refer to ourselves as being from Holland. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Studies have proven that the name "Netherlands" brings to mind the "nether regions" of ones body when mentioned to the average American. My constituants wish not to be refered to as a giant sinking vagina, therefore we refer to ourselves as being from Holland. And in other news, to improve their public image, cockroaches wish to be called "hug-a-bugs!" (Tell me what that's a reference to and the Czech Republic will support your every move. Unless you're a certain Low Country that can't get its own name right, you ain't never gettin no respect.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 I move that all Basque seperatists move to Estonia to teach us how to Flamenco. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 I'm meeting with the leaders of Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan to propose pan-Turkic unification. The other nations of the former Soviet Union will hopefully follow suit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 All imports from the Czech Republic have been banned from entering Holland. All exports to the Czech Republic have ceased. Get your hash brownies elsewhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 By the way, who's got Spain and France? I'm all about doing what I can to free the Basques. Gladly marches troops into vaccant territories of France and Spain, expanding the British Empire... ...Wait, we're playing, Risk, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 All imports from the Czech Republic have been banned from entering Holland. All exports to the Czech Republic have ceased. Get your hash brownies elsewhere. And you'll have to find a new place to get finely blown glass, my friend. Suit yourself, dyke boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 I guess I'll be Belgium. Corner the global chocolate market, what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 I claim the Philippines. The #1 source for asian nurses, mail order brides, #2 in sex trade and Al-Quida friendly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 :Extorts the US by refusing to take back Celine Dion and Avril Lavigne: Who cares? We have worse. *sends Britney Spears to tour Canada* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 I'm meeting with the leaders of Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan to propose pan-Turkic unification. The other nations of the former Soviet Union will hopefully follow suit. NO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Russia. fuckin Russians... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 I'm meeting with the leaders of Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan to propose pan-Turkic unification. The other nations of the former Soviet Union will hopefully follow suit. NO! No not you Estonia. Just the Stans of central Asia: Kazakh, Tajik, Kyrgyz, Turkmen, and Uzbek. Turkic solidarity, yo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 The Czech Republic wants restitution for the Nazis seizing the Sudetenland...so give us something, Germany. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 ::Sends billions of cute but deadly creatures to invade Australia and New Zealand. Maybe Fuji, while they're at it:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 4, 2004 *sends the fearsome Swedish Navy out to scout around* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Can whoever's running Amsterdam let me know? I want to trade a few cases of Guiness for some hash. Throw in some of whatever local pastry you have, and it's a deal. Closest thing to a "pastry" I could find. I figure you can lace the marshmallows with some kind of hallucinogenic hash oil that will make for some good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cartman 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Ha, and you Americans call US arrogant! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Admit it. You're gettin' hot, aren't you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 hug-a-bugs That's from The Critic. Gimme a cookie. :Extorts the US by refusing to take back Celine Dion and Avril Lavigne: Who cares? We have worse. *sends Britney Spears to tour Canada* That is not fair Hermit. We have to take two of their shitty singers, and you only make them take one??? Fuck that. *throws Xtina on the plane too* Man: What about Bryan Adams? Prime Minister: Now now, the Canadian govrnment has apologized for Bryan Adams a number of times. Anyway, I pick Jamaica. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Ah, deh lucky charms will do just fine. ::rubs hands together maniacally:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCMaximo 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 I'll take claim of Portugal if no-one else has claimed it *watches as the only Portugese person he can think of wears a stupid headband* *Cries, then remembers...* *Cries again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Ha, and you Americans call US arrogant! They already have a ruler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cartman 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Ok...hmmm... How else could I piss off my fellow Americans... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 4, 2004 Fuck the U.N., Red Sox Nation is releasing a public statement that we do not accept Cartman as one of us nor do we condone anything he posts. Thank you for your time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cartman 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2004 LOL 20 minutes til game time! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 :Extorts the US by refusing to take back Celine Dion and Avril Lavigne: Who cares? We have worse. *sends Britney Spears to tour Canada* That is not fair Hermit. We have to take two of their shitty singers, and you only make them take one??? Fuck that. *throws Xtina on the plane too* Ah fuck it. *sends J-Lo, Ben Affleck, Liza Minelli, Oprah Winfrey, Pauly Shore, Carrot Top, Barney, his friends, and millions of SUV-driving soccer moms to Canada* Have fun, ya fucking mooses! Oh, and... *sends Yankees to the Red Sox nation* 1918? I think even the French have won since then Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 I'll take claim of Portugal if no-one else has claimed it *watches as the only Portugese person he can think of wears a stupid headband* *Cries, then remembers...* *Cries again Portugal are nothing but drunk Spanish people that got lost and started their own country. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 5, 2004 Oh, and... *sends Yankees to the Red Sox nation* 1918? I think even the French have won since then That is FUCKING UNCALLED FOR! *readies Swedish military to take out the Deranged States of American Hermits* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
