Slayer Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 Angelslayer: "I call France!" Rest of TSM: "Fine." Angelslayer: "...D'oh?" *looks over France and sees the country in shambles, occupied by French people* Angelslayer: "D'oh!"
Art Sandusky Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 (invades Angelslayer's country and sets off the first crisis for the new organization)
Hank Kingsley Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 Umm... *controls the Bosporus* What now?
Art Sandusky Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 (has finished conquering Angelslayer's country and challenges the UN to resolve the situation)
Slayer Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 *abandoned France during invasion, lives in prosperity in undisclosed nation*
Art Sandusky Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 (makes Alscace-Lorraine part of Germany again, allows the rest of the country to get off with a slap on the wrists)
Styles Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 I get the UK! Just try to invade us bitches, many have tried, all have failed.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 *sets up a trading post with Kotz where Sweden gives forth red gummi candies in the shape of fish for Pornographic Shiza films from Germany*
Highland Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 We've been victorious in every war we've been involved in. Experience fear, bitches.
Mecha Mummy Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 I claim... uh... Fuck it. I'm doing a hostile takeover of Okinawa RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted April 3, 2004 Author Report Posted April 3, 2004 Russia. Stay the fuck away from Estonia, bitch.
Adam Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 I claim Australia RIGHT FUCKING NOW! I've got the beer, the barbies, the beaches, the hot chicks, and Kylie Minogue. Take THAT Kotz and your Germans!
LaParkaMarka Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 I am Switzerland. I hereby declare my neutrality on everything. Especially on German invasions of neighboring countries. Plus it's the land of chocolate.
spiny norman Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 Dominican Repubic! Isle of beauty, isle of splendor, Isle to all so sweet and fair, All must surely gaze in wonder At thy gifts so rich and rare. Rivers, valleys, hills and mountains, All these gifts we do extol. Healthy land, so like all fountains, Giving cheer that warms the soul. Dominica, God hath blest thee With a clime benign and bright, Pastures green and flowers of beauty Filling all with pure delight, And a people strong and healthy, Full of godly, rev'rent fear. May we ever seek to praise Thee For these gifts so rich and rare. Come ye forward, sons and daughters Of this gem beyond compare. Strive for honour, sons and daughters, Do the right, be firm, be fair. Toil with hearts and hands and voices. We must prosper! Sound the call, In which ev'ryone rejoices, "All for Each and Each for All." Dominica: Home Of The Free And The Brave.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 Egypt. I want a tomb with well-placed traps.
Red Baron Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 Dominican Repubic! Isle of beauty, isle of splendor, Isle to all so sweet and fair, All must surely gaze in wonder At thy gifts so rich and rare. Rivers, valleys, hills and mountains, All these gifts we do extol. Healthy land, so like all fountains, Giving cheer that warms the soul. Dominica, God hath blest thee With a clime benign and bright, Pastures green and flowers of beauty Filling all with pure delight, And a people strong and healthy, Full of godly, rev'rent fear. May we ever seek to praise Thee For these gifts so rich and rare. Come ye forward, sons and daughters Of this gem beyond compare. Strive for honour, sons and daughters, Do the right, be firm, be fair. Toil with hearts and hands and voices. We must prosper! Sound the call, In which ev'ryone rejoices, "All for Each and Each for All." Dominica: Home Of The Free And The Brave. wrong flag if you want to be the Dominican Republic.
Mecha Mummy Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 No, no, no, I'm sorry, not JUST Okinawa. Okinawa AND Osaka. Yeah. There we go. Fuck it, I want Japan. All of it. I don't care if Sandman already claimed it, Sandman wa bakayaro desu ne. Gosunkugi-sama wa ichiban desu!
Art Sandusky Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 You win this round, Adam. (prepares massive aerial bombardment of Australia)
Sandman9000 Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 No, no, no, I'm sorry, not JUST Okinawa. Okinawa AND Osaka. Yeah. There we go. Fuck it, I want Japan. All of it. I don't care if Sandman already claimed it, Sandman wa bakayaro desu ne. Gosunkugi-sama wa ichiban desu! Right. :Sends giant mechs to crush Gosunkugi's attempts at a hostile takeover::
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 I claim Brazil. I won't even show up for meetings. I'll just stay at home and chill at Carnivale.
Mecha Mummy Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 *Snickers.* You call those mechs? *Sends out a wave of various Gundams to slice through Sandman's mechs like butter. Readies the ridiculously-overpowered martial artist footsoldiers for ground conflict.*
Lord of The Curry Posted April 3, 2004 Report Posted April 3, 2004 The IRA has arrived. Is there a purpose to this Model UN or are we just claiming for the sake of claiming?
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