JoeDirt Posted April 9, 2004 Report Posted April 9, 2004 Send your smarkish replies to [email protected] and post them here, too. Oh, and here's last week's photo and two "winners" as picked by the WWE.com staff: Jill from Vermont writes: Ric Flair becomes the official ADD spokesperson. Judd from Texas writes: "Ohhh! Watch where you're stepping, Hunter. You just smashed my left pinky toe."
Zack Malibu Posted April 9, 2004 Report Posted April 9, 2004 Send your smarkish replies to [email protected] and post them here, too. Oh, and here's last week's photo and two "winners" as picked by the WWE.com staff: Jill from Vermont writes: Ric Flair becomes the official ADD spokesperson. Judd from Texas writes: "Ohhh! Watch where you're stepping, Hunter. You just smashed my left pinky toe." "Sorry Torrie, I'm only Mr. McMahon's sex toy on TV. There's no way I could help get Billy a push."
King Cucaracha Posted April 9, 2004 Report Posted April 9, 2004 Sable: You mean...Al isn't REALLY dead!?! Torrie: No...what about Marc. Sable: Meh, hard to tell.
Ted the Poster Posted April 9, 2004 Report Posted April 9, 2004 Upon landing Torrie and Sable discover that not only is hot air balloon travel cheaper than flying, but more friendly to the environment as well.
DerangedHermit Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 In case of an emergency landing, these two can be used as flotation devices.
The Amazing Rando Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Torrie: You are the prettiest thing I've seen since Mike Sanders' Pony. Would you give me a ride too? I love your mane.
Steviekick Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Torrie: Oh yeah? Well my jobber cruiserweight husband is more talented and prettier than your jobberweight hustband.
AndrewTS Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Subliminal advertising in action: note the tiny Coke bottle between their chests. Torrie: Alas...can our love really be any deeper than cheap tawdry sex? I believe it can be! As surely as your lovely golden hair reminds me of wheat ready for harvest... Sable: Those are fake... Torrie: Er...or your full, red lips are... Sable: Also fake.... Torrie: Your bre--nevermind. Well, those lovely limpid blue pools that are your eyes... Sable: The left one is glass. Torrie: Nevertheless, I love you just the same, no matter what! If only you could meet my parents. My poor father has passed...and my mother...I never knew... Sable: Torrie...I am your mother...
Guest DeathBecomesYou Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Hi Grandma. Wanna fuck? We have a winner
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 I'm too aroused with the picture to think up a funny caption, or laugh at any of them. And the thought of Torrie Wilson and Sable having sex only furthers that.
Guest CronoT Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Hi Grandma. Wanna fuck? We have a winner Yeah, but you know WWE.com will never post that.
DangerousDamon Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Hi Grandma. Wanna fuck? That is fuckin hilarious. I almost choked on my pancakes reading that one.
RavishingRickRudo Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Torries Left Breast: So, we meet again. Sables Right Breast: Yes... TLB: So... how's life? SBR: You know, same old same old. TLB: Oh, don't tell me about it, been there sista. Torries Right Breast: Hey, what you guys talkin bout over there? TLB: Mind your business Righty. TRB: Ah shut it Lefty. SRB: Righty? Lefty? You two sure aren't creative. TLB: So what are you called? SRB: Well, I'm Dutchess Von Nipplos, and this is Countess De Bra... she's the quiet one. Doesn't speak too much, ya know? TRB: I SAID KEEP IT DOWN! The cameras are on. *SRB and TLB together*: Oh... SRB: I thought I felt a chill. TLB: Yeah, what are you in anyways? That looks like nylon. SRB: I dunno lefty, but it sure ain't comfortable. TLB: These neither... SRB: Why do we have to be the brains of the operation?
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 After touching her hair and rubbing breasts with it, Torrie then realized that this wasn't Sable at all!!!!!!! It was a mannequin......until it moved......
RavishingRickRudo Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 It's like looking into a mirror... only the reflection is older, skankier but oddly enough, just as perky.
SuperJerk Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Judd from Texas writes: "Ohhh! Watch where you're stepping, Hunter. You just smashed my left pinky toe." Someone needs to write Judd back and tell him he's not funny.
Slayer Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Where is the caption contest on the official site? I can't seem to find it, and I want to see the archives for what comedy "gems" (see above) the E has picked in the past
RavishingRickRudo Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 You actually think they let the audience pick? Given the original content and its "hilarity", it is pretty clear the WWE writers do it.
RavishingRickRudo Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 You used the word "pick", as if there was something to "choose" from. There isn't. *smokes pipe*
RavishingRickRudo Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 *bubbles pop out* Sorry, wrong pipe
Guest BDC Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 Seconds later, the largest silicone explosion in the Northern Hemisphere took place.
Slayer Posted April 10, 2004 Report Posted April 10, 2004 *bubbles pop out* Sorry, wrong pipe Dude, I need my bubble fix for the day *shakes*
Guest JumpinJackFlash Posted April 11, 2004 Report Posted April 11, 2004 "Judgment Day's buyrates are at an all time low...due to INFLATION."
Boner Kawanger Posted April 11, 2004 Report Posted April 11, 2004 *bubbles pop out* Sorry, wrong pipe Dude, I need my bubble fix for the day *shakes* There.
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