MrRant 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 21, generic sinister location. Gainesville, Florida? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 No, but I've eaten there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 21 as of last Saturday and currently residing in scenic Asheville, North Carolina. And I've eaten at the Waffle House in Gainesville. My family and I still joke about the level of redneck to be found there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Gainesville's lame, especially in the summer. Everything closes at 6pm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 I've heard that Jacksonville is crap, too. My memories all involve the Atlantic ocean and jellyfish, but I have a friend who used to live there and all he ever talks about is Lynryd Skynyrd and Limp Bizkit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Jacksonville is the worst city I've spent at least a couple of days in on the east coast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 It is odd watching one person have a message board conversation with himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 And I've eaten at the Waffle House in Gainesville. My family and I still joke about the level of redneck to be found there. Rednecks populate every Waffle House. That's not exclusive to Gainesville. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 I grant you the Waffle House point, but this was exceptional. It included one toothless waitress chastising her daughter? cousin? whatever for mowing the hotel lawn next door and then walking into the Waffle House without shoes on. Then there was this outpouring of disbelief because my family had lived in Italy for a while, presumably because the waitress in question had never left Gainesville. North Florida is really as bad as the worst portions of Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, or South Carolina in terms of rednecks. Edit: Changed to cover up my geographical faux pas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Gainesville isn't south Florida, but I know of what you speak. There's some towns around that area--Starke, for instance--that make Jacksonville seem like a cultural mecca. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wildpegasus Report post Posted April 16, 2004 27 -- been watching wrestling consistently for about 13 - 14 years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 16, 2004 ha..you people think you know some rednecks.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Miss Indy Queen Report post Posted April 16, 2004 You forgot to mention that you've had Dames' penis in you. What's your point? By the way, Dames is not very pleased with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 You forgot to mention that you've had Dames' penis in you. What's the big deal? His penis has been in me, too. Who here HASN'T had little Dames inside of them?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 16, 2004 I have been in you, baby... you, have been in me. and we, have been, so intimately... entwined... and it sho' was fiiiiyyyiiine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godthedog 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 22 - athens, ga. soon to be east village, nyc. close to the olsen twins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted April 16, 2004 You forgot to mention that you've had Dames' penis in you. What's your point? By the way, Dames is not very pleased with you. As much as what Frigid said was immature and stupid. Dames should realize that if his ex-girl is going to post here, shit like this is going to happen. Everybody gets fucked with on this board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Frigid has nothing to worry about. He's with me, and Dames is scared of me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2004 17, senior in high school, exurban Chicago Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2004 22 - athens, ga. soon to be east village, nyc. close to the olsen twins. Make sure you wear a nice suit on your day in court. I hear judges are kinda lenient about stalking charges but we'll have to see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Tino Standard 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2004 Jacksonville is the worst city I've spent at least a couple of days in on the east coast. ... and the next Super Bowl is going to be there. Yikes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamoaRowe 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2004 I just thought of this, as I was thinking, that I didn't think many people on this board were as young as I am. Anyway, I was just wondering at first if anyone was younger than me, but then, I figured I would make it more broad and accesible, so now, I just ask what your age is. I'm 14. I'm 19, but will be 20 in a couple short months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 ha..you people think you know some rednecks.. BAH~! I live in Wheeling, West BAH GAWD Virginia while attending college. If anyone knows rednecks, it's me. Unless someone resides in Arkansas. Anyway, I'm 23 and will turn 24 on 25 May. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 21, 2004 Ok, you know, too. I was born and raised outside of Huntington, Indiana, and I work thirds in a warehouse. I know more about the hillfolk than any of you fair-weather Floridian complainers that spend too much time at the waffle house. When the guys in front of you at the stamp machine in the post office are doing arithmetic aloud like "Five and five is *hesitation* ten..." I turned around at this point. It was two guys trying to figure out how many stamps they'd get for ten dollars, I think. I saw a woman screaming at her child in front of wal-mart for forgetting something in the car, but that one doesn't come across well unless you actually heard it. I work with a woman with exactly six teeth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2004 Believe it or not, State College, Pa., is filled with white-trash. And then there's Middletown, Ohio, which had a unique mix of rednecks and ghetto trash... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2004 You forgot to mention that you've had Dames' penis in you. What's the big deal? His penis has been in me, too. Who here HASN'T had little Dames inside of them?... He's right. Dames is quite the whore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2004 I work with a woman with exactly six teeth. Wow, Huntington sounds like Wheeling and Neffs, Ohio. I think that in Neffs it's mandated that you must have at least 2 4-Wheelers, a beat-up pick-up truck of some sort and several small animals. But you know, a guy from Neffs told my aunt last year that Neffs is progressing really fast-like. They're getting SEWERAGE~! I saw a guy at a local dive a few weeks back with somewhere in the neighborhood of 5-7 teeth, all of which where a darker shade of brown than my hair, which is pretty dark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 21, 2004 Speaking of Four Wheelers, I'm friends with a character with four first names (I swear to god), and he was once arrested in the middle of winter for running from the police on a 4-wheeler. Drunk as shit. In the middle of town. It was 4 in the morning, and he was on a 4-wheeler, so it's not like he was going to kill anyone but himself. I don't see why the cops got so bent out of shape. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2004 They apparently care about you killing yourself now. Hence these fascist seatbelt laws. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2004 The seatbelt laws are nuts. I don't know if other states have this one, but in Ohio, if a cop even SEES you not wearing a seatbelt while driving down the road, they'll pull you over, rather than ticket you for it after you've been pulled over for another infraction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
