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Guest fanofcoils

This show is a joke, both teams are equally cursed. Being in the World Series and losing doesn't make you less cursed than not being there since being cursed. Being a fun and lovable team doesn't make you less cursed than a more competitive team. On the espn.com poll where the red sox get 65% of the vote and the cubs get 35% of the vote is only because there are more red sox fans than cubs fans.

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Guest Anglesault

The Cubs also seem to be less bothered by the curse.

 

That Bartman ball wouldn't have gotten a massage or room service in Boston.

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Earlier in this thread (or was it a different ESPN sucks thread?), I had mentioned that I don't think Suzy Kolber is that good looking...i want to take a moment to take back that RIDICULOUS statement and admit that I would whole heartedly fuck her anytime she wanted and would not be ashamed to tell the whole world...I apologize for my ignorance...oh yeah, and for an older gal, I would love to bone Michelle Tafoya... :wub:

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Guest MikeSC
Earlier in this thread (or was it a different ESPN sucks thread?), I had mentioned that I don't think Suzy Kolber is that good looking...i want to take a moment to take back that RIDICULOUS statement and admit that I would whole heartedly fuck her anytime she wanted and would not be ashamed to tell the whole world...I apologize for my ignorance...oh yeah, and for an older gal, I would love to bone Michelle Tafoya... :wub:

You once thought Kolber wasn't eminently bangable? Yikes.

-=Mike

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I know, what a moron, right? seriously, the veins in her neck poking out and the manly voice were the big turn offs, but this season (NFL broadcasts) she looks really good, weirdness...

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Guest MikeSC
I know, what a moron, right? seriously, the veins in her neck poking out and the manly voice were the big turn offs, but this season (NFL broadcasts) she looks really good, weirdness...

I saw her back when she and Keith were the only ones on ESPN2. She's always been my favorite ESPN NFL babe --- well, except that one chick who always seems to do the previews for Green Bay Packers games.

-=Mike

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This morning, SC aired about five minutes worth of clips in order to hustle (pun intended) their new movie

 

Needless to say, I changed the channel

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Dear god. Has anyone seen ESPN's programming schedule this week?

 

Monday

Hustle: The Warm-Up Week Begins 8:00 PM (espn classic)

Head First: The Story of Charlie Hustle 9:00 PM (espn2)

 

Thursday

The Making of Hustle (espn2)

 

I really hope this movie tanks. For the time being though, I am revoking my policy of using capital letters to spell espn.

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Guest MikeSC
Chris Bergman's WHOOOAP! WHOOOAP! WHOOOOP!

 

Can somebody make him stop it.

Not without liberal usage of a lead pipe. It's like asking them not to blow Deion.

 

Oh, and like EVERY other ESPN "original" program, Hu$tle will suck. Hard.

-=Mike

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Chris Bergman's WHOOOAP! WHOOOAP! WHOOOOP!

 

Can somebody make him stop it.

Hell, how about having him come up with new material -- and those retarded names don't count. I know I run phrases into the ground, but damn, at least I try to add on to my word craft.

 

"And he could ... go ... all ... the ... way... OOPS NO HE DIDN'T HE GOT TACKLED AT THE 1-YARD-LINE LOL!"

 

And it seems like ol' TJ put on a little weight this off-season...

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Guest MikeSC
And it seems like ol' TJ put on a little weight this off-season...

A kid asked if it was OK for a black man on TV to gain weight on-camera...

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Only two of Berman's nicknames ever stuck in my mind as any good

 

Frank Tanana Daiquiri and Curtis My Favorite Martin

 

The rest blow

 

FS and I have come up with some good ones, but they wouldn't fly on public TV

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Guest Staravenger
Chris Bergman's WHOOOAP! WHOOOAP! WHOOOOP!

 

Can somebody make him stop it.

I get embarrassed watching NFL Primetime when he does that.

Is that his "Curly of the Three Stooges" impersonation? If so...I always get a chuckle out of it, but I wouldn't want anyone seeing it with me.

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And it seems like ol' TJ put on a little weight this off-season...

A kid asked if it was OK for a black man on TV to gain weight on-camera...

I never saw TJ as a fat black man ever ... ever...

 

(Come on, General, how can you say my idea wouldn't work?) :(

 

Why does he always say the New York football Giants and never the Arizona football Cardinals?

 

East Coast bias...

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Guest MD2020
Why does he always say the New York football Giants and never the Arizona football Cardinals?

 

Whats up with that?

Isn't the Giants' official (or their original) name the "New York Football Giants"? From when the baseball Giants were still in NY instead of San Franisco?

 

I think that is why. I don't know if the Cardinals ever needed that distinctions, considering they started in Chicago.

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