5_moves_of_doom 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 (edited) Sorry if I use too many explanation marks. I’m very very tired and busy, and I put them there in hopes of making this seem exciting. I wouldn’t call the card… good, necessarily, but it’s definitely interesting, and it leaves plenty of opportunity to build up to your respectable PPV matches. And seeing as how that was basically this card’s purpose… well, I suppose it’s good enough, then. SWF SMAAAAAAARKDOWN!!! COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE ARENA IN OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA!!!!!! MONDAY, APRIL 19th!!!!! (matches due 5:00pm PDT, 8:00pm EDT, yey) Opening Promo: Tryst, yet again! Considering what happened during his LAST opening promo... what ZANINESS~! can we expect to see go down THIS time?? TRIPLE-THREAT OF DEATH!! Austin Sly vs. Jacob Helmsley vs. Edward James Three directionless foes face off in hopes of finding direction! A single chance to rise above the “no-showing curtain-jerker” status, it is highly advised that they all write and write to WIN!! Rules: First pinfall or submission wins. No Count-outs, no DQ, but don’t go too crazy with that. Word Limit: 4000 Marker: Thoth Exciting Singles Match of Epic Proportions!! Tryst vs. Crow Two men coming off of disappointing losses, one has to wonder if they’re living up to their full potential!! But tonight, one of them will have a chance to bounce back!! Will it be Tryst, who showed one buttload of potential when he returned to the SWF last Lockdown, or will it be Crow, who – after suffering a loss at the hands of Dace Night last show – really needs to get back on the horse and take home a “W” tonight?? You’ll have to wait and find out!! Rules: Typical singles match rules. Excitement!! Word Limit: 4000 Marker: Suicide King TAAAAAAAAAAG TEAM EXTRAVAGANZA!! “Coyote” Coy West and Alan Clark vs. The House of Todd Todd hates Coy!! Coy hates Todd!! Alan hates Landon!! Landon hates Alan!! Todd loves Landon!! Landon loves Todd!! Coy and Alan love each other by default because they each hate a member of a tag team and so it’s only logical!! …Can anyone find a reason for all of them NOT to do battle!? Rules: Typical tag match. The way it should be. Word Limit: 4700 Marker: Suicide King Two Winners Face Off So One of Them Can LOSE!! “La Sensation Senegalaise” Said vs. Toxxic Very little is known about this new “Said” fellow, but what IS known is that he debuted in excellent fashion on Lockdown, picking up a win with the help of Chris Card!! Now that he has an SWF contract, can he continue his winning streak by defeating one of the most impressive up-and-coming stars in the entire federation!? Rules: Normal singles match because I <3 them. Word Limit: 4500 Marker: realitycheck Stable Mates Go Hardcore!! Dace Night vs. Aecas It is said that Aecas is the #1 Contender for the Hardcore Title, and will probably be facing Toxxic at the upcoming PPV!! But, since the SWF bookers are eVil and like to make best friends kill eachother for their amusement… Aecas’ warm-up will be none other than the Horrorcore King himself, Dace Night!! Oof!! Rules: Hardcore, anything goes… hopefully after this Dace can have a break from all of this violence shenanigans, as I’m sure that by now he’s quite sick of hardcore matches. Word Limit: 5000 Marker: chirs3 TAG TEAM TITLES YEEEEAH!! LADDER STYLEZ!! Wild & Dangerous vs. The In Crowd Wild and Dangerous never got a chance to regain their tag titles… but now that they’re in the hands of new champions… well, all for the better!! These two have some unfinished business with their former ally, Mike Van Siclen, anyway, and seeing as how he has their gold… all the more reason to kill him!! Oh, and because this card is nearly gimmick-free and all of these guys like to jump on eachother, it’s a ladder match. Huzzah. Rules: …It’s a ladder match. C’mon, figure it out. Word Limit: 6000 Marker: Grand Slam Two Badasses Kick Eachother’s… Uhm, Badasses! Janus vs. Nathanial Kibagami Nathan is awesome and everything, and he’s aiming really high who-he-wants-to-kill-wise, but he sure does lose a lot!! Hopefully by booking him up against an unstoppable monster… well, who knows what we’re trying to achieve!! Make us proud and win, Kibsy!! Rules: Again, normal singles match. Man is this card gimmick-free or what. Word Limit: 5500 Marker: 5_moves_of_doom Feuds Abound In Tag Team Action!! ”The Superior One” Tom Flesher and “Notorious” John Duran vs. “Grappler” Charlie Matthews and Ann Onita Don’t we all love Pay-Per-View hype? There’s so many things going on here between these four… well, if I explained it all, your head would explode, and – well – this is a new shirt. The PPV is coming up… who will be going in with the upper hand?? Rules: Standard Tag Rules. Yeeeeah. Word Limit: 6000 Marker: realitycheck Send All Stuff to… realitycheck. PPV’s coming up, cats. Promo or die! Edited April 15, 2004 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Looks like i shall be promoing then. About what i don't know, one of these days i should actually think about coming back in some sort of storyline as opposed to floating around directionless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Two Badasses Kick Eachother’s… Uhm, Badasses! Janus vs. Nathanial Kibagami Nathan is awesome and everything, and he’s aiming really high who-he-wants-to-kill-wise, but he sure does lose a lot!! Hopefully by booking him up against an unstoppable monster… well, who knows what we’re trying to achieve!! Make us proud and win, Kibsy!! .....Sweet merciful baby jesus. *cracks knuckles* Let's rock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hhh6294 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 hm... inventive to say the least. notice: be on the look out for changing stats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D. Lucretia Report post Posted April 15, 2004 hm... inventive to say the least. notice: be on the look out for changing stats. Boo... but I have your current ones saved to my comp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted April 15, 2004 I'm the number One Contender to the HCG Title? When did that happen Ah well regardless me and Dacey have to fighty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 notice: be on the look out for changing stats. Bah to you and changing your stats... Now I get to curtain jerk again. Fun... The guy who's currently throwing up the contents of his stomach will definitely need to figure out how to beat two great individuals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5_moves_of_doom 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 I'm the number One Contender to the HCG Title? When did that happen Ah well regardless me and Dacey have to fighty ... Bah, oh fuck it. Zed, you really need to keep that roster post on the CC board up to date: HARDCORE TITLE - Toxxic #1 Contender: Aecas (Save for PPV) But, uh... yeah, fuck, I don't really know what to do now. Whatever. Just kill Dace and have fun, Aecas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5_moves_of_doom 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 notice: be on the look out for changing stats. Bah to you and changing your stats... Now I get to curtain jerk again. Fun... The guy who's currently throwing up the contents of his stomach will definitely need to figure out how to beat two great individuals. If you do not write, I will kill you. It seems harsh when I say it like that, but please turn SOMETHING in. Start tomorrow if you can, and if you write steadily as the days progress, you'd be surprised at how much progress you can make. ...PLEASE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Sorry TNT not meaning to make trouble for you just a little confused is all As far as killing Dace goes well I'll give it a shot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 *reads word limit and cries* That's, what, 2,350 words each. That should cover the entrances... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Quiet you! Some of us are LAAAAAAZY. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Expect some sort of tag stats in the next little while... oh... and Alan wants teh opening promo. EDIT: Alan's stats are updated. I got rid of some of the riff-raff clogging them up. Tag stats are in MY stats, and Coy can move them over to his when he gets a chance. Guess what -- i'm wearing shoes now. I can't kick barefoot, I might break something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 (edited) If you do not write, I will kill you. It seems harsh when I say it like that, but please turn SOMETHING in. Start tomorrow if you can, and if you write steadily as the days progress, you'd be surprised at how much progress you can make. ...PLEASE. I said I was throwing up the contents of my stomach. That does not mean I am not doing this. Just means, I'm sick at the time I made my reply. And I still am, as I still can't eat a damn thing. Ugh... You know you ain't feeling well, when you are wearing two of practically everything. Except pants... Yet, still feel cold... And everything and anything except Ginger Ale stays down... Ugh... I blame Kibs for giving me his cold. I don't know how he did it, but I blame him. ...ok, I lie, it was my sister's cold originally. I'll turn in SOMETHING, just I'll have to start after I go to work today (which I so not want to do either). Once work is over, I'll start on it. As long as Helmsley doesn't drastically change his stats, all should be good... Yet, I hate freaking triple threats and I never do well at them. So, I lose. Correction: Do this, be sick and just sleep. As I can't even stomach apple juice. Ugh... Stupid sis had to give me her cold that's kept her bedridden for the week. I loathe her... Edited April 15, 2004 by Lightning Flik Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 (edited) That notation on Aecas isn't wrong. Aecas has been owed a rematch since the last PPV, but on the advice of Toxxic, I was to save a rematch until Battleground. The thing is, both of them forgot about that. EDIT: Also, just because I'm head honcho doesn't mean I need to mark every main event... -Z Edited April 15, 2004 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 EDIT: Also, just because I'm head honcho doesn't mean I need to mark every main event... -Z Yes it does. You are the head cheese. The man of power. You deserve to do all main events. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted April 15, 2004 That notation on Aecas isn't wrong. Aecas has been owed a rematch since the last PPV, but on the advice of Toxxic, I was to save a rematch until Battleground. The thing is, both of them forgot about that. Oh okay then. *starts surgicaly inserting another 150 gigs of memory directly into his brain* Obviously I don;t have enough storage space to remember these things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Oh okay then. *starts surgicaly inserting another 150 gigs of memory directly into his brain* Obviously I don;t have enough storage space to remember these things. Instead, things get cross-referenced, like finding Irish and Unknown Warrior and Axis/King references in your RECENT matches, mate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Tell me about it Its getting to the stage when I have to wonder how much longer I can keep this up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 oh...and IOWA to CALIFORNIA... damn...what kind of tour are we on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 New tag team champions? What show did that happen on (bear in mind that I've missed the last three or so)? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 The last one, mang. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Guess I'm going to have to take some time and read the last show... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2004 SWF SMAAAAAAARKDOWN!!! COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE ARENA IN OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA!!!!!! MONDAY, APRIL 19th!!!!! Uh... any news on WHICH arena, exactly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2004 it's called "The Arena" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2004 How remarkably unimaginative. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2004 How remarkably unimaginative. I'd like to think of it as just being simplistic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hhh6294 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2004 Well the problem is the only sports joints in Oakland are the football stadium where the Raiders play, and the baseball stadium where the A's play. those are both outdoor, and seat upwards of 50k. So instead of taking the time to look at the list and find an arena close to that area, TNT just took the cowards way out and created an arena for us to use... just like the arena in Fargo that King 'owns' happy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2004 No, actually. The arena name really is The Arena in Oakland. It's where the Golden State Warriors play. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hhh6294 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2004 pfft... you lie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
