What do you people think I look like?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I recently commented in some thread about hair that mine was blond, and somehow, this blew some minds. What did you think I looked like anyway? What do other people look like?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I don't think any of us care.

 

oh wait, this is an ego stroking thread...

 

I'm sure you look like a young Tom Cruise.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Agent....is......BLONDE???

 

Oh my God.

 

I really want to Agent of Oblivion to reveal. His allegedly blonde hair does not mesh with my mental image of him at all.

 

It fucked me up too. I think of him as Zakk Wylde now

 

would also like to see him, cause one time he said he looked like me, only more Norse.

 

Oh, people care.

 

Don't hate.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I want to know what the mental images were beforehand.

[PLAGIARISM!]

Well, black hair for starters, and, well, other non-blonde things. Trippy.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

Yeah, I thought you were a darkie, myself (your hair, not your skin).

 

Now I learn you're blond? My world just came crumbling down around me with that news...

[PLAGIARISM!]

IDRM was pretty close in describing me not only as drunk, but as English. Dead-on.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I want to know what the mental images were beforehand.

I don't hate, I like you. I despise these threads though.

 

The whole posting pictures of yourself on the net thing just kinda comes off as ultra-lame to me. None of us really need to see what we each look like (other than the cock shots thread which was hilarious, and if they're a hot chick...which will never happen since this is TSM.).

 

I think there's maybe one picture of me on the internet and it's several years old and I look completely different than I do know. BUt yet I feel no need to upload newer pics.

 

I perfer not knowing whatevery one looks like since it allows me to utilize my underused imagination.

 

Before I knew what Banky looks like I always imagined him as a young Chevy Chase and now that I know otherwise he's totally ruined things...bastard.

 

Ao0 I imagine looking like Dimebag Darryl or one of the dudes from Napalm Death.

[Dr. Tom]

I recently commented in some thread about hair that mine was blond, and somehow, this blew some minds. What did you think I looked like anyway? What do other people look like?

I would've guessed brown hair, myself, worn long with no regard for pulling it back.

[Nevermortal]

I've done this before and I'll do it again.

 

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Death Metalled viking

[alfdogg]

I've been wondering what happened to him after he was voted off Dream Job...

[treble]

For some reason I always pictured you bald, probably with a scruffy goatee, too.

[Hoff]

The funny thing is, when I picture a poster whose pic I haven't seen (or don't recall), I picture a kind of gray silhouette...with hair. And for some reason, I pictured you with dark hair. So basically, my entire conception of what you look like was shattered.

 

Thanks a lot.

[Nighthawk]

Well... like me, only more Norse. Blonde was there.

[Nighthawk]

Oh, and I'm glad you feel that way, CWM. If I ever find out you look even slightly different than Kurt Cobain, I'll kill myself.

[razazteca]

 

[Sass]

I always thought AoO looked like Kerry King (circa long hair).

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

HAHAHAHA

 

That dude's hilarious lookin'. If I ever get that fat, I'll jump off a building just because the splatter would be tremendous.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I've never thought about it.

[Slayer]

I remember your post in my long-haired guys thread, so I just always pictured you as a smaller blond version of me

[k thx]

Someone on this board told me they thought I had cropped blonde hair. That left me giggling for a while.

 

And AoO I imagined with long dark hair and a goatee.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Yeah, actually, now that I look at him, I don't look a fuckin' thing like IDRM. I was probably fucked up when I said that. We might be almost the same height, and we're both really pale, but that's as far as it goes now. Your nose is way bigger than mine.

[Nighthawk]

It was originally smaller, but it's been broken like 10 times.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Yeah, mine too, but still, you had some extra shnozz on me in the first place. Either that or I heal well. I've got a noticeable bump under my eye from a busted orbital bone, though.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I always pictured you as a mixture of The Marlboro Man and John Wayne. Walking by the non-smoking section with a cigg in hand.

[justsoyouknow]

I always thought that you were the inspiration for Metal Ed.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Oh, and I'm glad you feel that way, CWM. If I ever find out you look even slightly different than Kurt Cobain, I'll kill myself.

damn right.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

AoO, when I think of you, I picture Gomez Addams.

[Guest El Satanico]

A norse god...of course if these folks paid better attention they'd too have the image of a viking.