haVoc Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Am I the only one who is absolutely sick of this bitch? I hate her music. I wanna superkick her in the mouth when she sings. She looks like an idiot with all that over dramatic bullshit. Now she's one of the headliners at VH1's "Diva's Live" special this weekend. Her stupid MTV show with her husband. She just did that Suny and Cher thing last Sunday with her husband. Did anyone here actually watch it? I heard it got huge ratings? Thinking of her acting scares me. Which leads me to question why ABC would give her a sitcom which is coming out in fall? I would think the fickle MTV crowd would have moved on to something else by then. You really have to question the youth of America and the entertainment industry for making this devil women this popular.
Ripper Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Am I the only one who is absolutely sick of this bitch? I hate her music. I wanna superkick her in the mouth when she sings. She looks like an idiot with all that over dramatic bullshit. Now she's one of the headliners at VH1's "Diva's Live" special this weekend. Her stupid MTV show with her husband. She just did that Suny and Cher thing last Sunday with her husband. Did anyone here actually watch it? I heard it got huge ratings? Thinking of her acting scares me. Which leads me to question why ABC would give her a sitcom which is coming out in fall? I would think the fickle MTV crowd would have moved on to something else by then. You really have to question the youth of America and the entertainment industry for making this devil women this popular. I blame all of you horney fucker that find that weird looking chick EXTREMELYHOTOMGLOL2004~!
kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Would I stick my wang in her? Sure. I'd prefer her mouth though so I wouldn't have to hear her talk. But this doesn't mean she should be on TV. Everytime I see her on the tele I change the channel...
Mole Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Her stupidity is good enough for 15 minutes of my life.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Am I the only one who is absolutely sick of this bitch? I hate her music. I wanna superkick her in the mouth when she sings. She looks like an idiot with all that over dramatic bullshit. Now she's one of the headliners at VH1's "Diva's Live" special this weekend. Her stupid MTV show with her husband. She just did that Suny and Cher thing last Sunday with her husband. Did anyone here actually watch it? I heard it got huge ratings? Thinking of her acting scares me. Which leads me to question why ABC would give her a sitcom which is coming out in fall? I would think the fickle MTV crowd would have moved on to something else by then. You really have to question the youth of America and the entertainment industry for making this devil women this popular. I blame all of you horney fucker that find that weird looking chick EXTREMELYHOTOMGLOL2004~! Rip, I'm behind you 100%. There is something horribly unsettling about Jessica Simpson's appearance. Like she's a pod person, or a well-concealed obsolete soviet robot or something. Half the time, I expect her to flicker out a forked tongue, or for her eyes to glow red and emit faint beams.
SamoaRowe Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 I would rather have to put up with her than another Britney Spears or Christine Aguilera. Seriously, i don't find Jessica Simpson, or people's liking of her, to be al lthat annoying. I also find her easy to tune out if I should so choose. I don't watch her show, I don't listen to radio stations that play her music, and I didn't even know she had a "Sunny and Cher" like special on the other night.
Ripper Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 I would rather have to put up with her than another Britney Spears or Christine Aguilera. Seriously, i don't find Jessica Simpson, or people's liking of her, to be al lthat annoying. I also find her easy to tune out if I should so choose. I don't watch her show, I don't listen to radio stations that play her music, and I didn't even know she had a "Sunny and Cher" like special on the other night. My thing is Jessica is what would happen if christina and Britney had a baby. Christina has a incredible voice but is a so-so performer. Britney has a weak voice but is a incredible performer. Simpson has a okayish voice, and is a okayish performer. She is just inbetween them somewhere.
Jingus Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Simpson just annoys me in general. And it's not even her songs per se that does it; it's just random little details about her. Like the "Stinky Ass" t-shirt she wore in the one music video that's on all the damn time. Why the fuck would anyone want to wear that shirt? If you've got a problem wiping yourself after taking a shit and have odorous issues because of it, I sure as hell don't want to know about it. Oh, and I want to smack her upside the head for her cover of "Take My Breath Away". Thanks for ruining one of my childhood favorites, bitch.
PLAGIARISM! Posted April 19, 2004 Report Posted April 19, 2004 I just love how that husband guy is all like 'Well I'm mostly known for the work I did with 98 degrees, what we want to be do here is establish a shift from that style that my fans are familiar with and craft an individual persona for my new material' What the hell? Who the fuck are you? I acts like he has a legacy stemming from NINETY EIGHT DEGREES. At least if some prick from LFO announced plans for a solo career it'd get shitloads of 'oh my god, look at this guy' Fred Durst style publicity.
lomasmoney Posted April 19, 2004 Report Posted April 19, 2004 At least Nick reps Cincy to the fullest
Guest El Satanico Posted April 19, 2004 Report Posted April 19, 2004 She makes Jennifer Love Hewitt look like she has singing talent. :awaits to be banned for daring to mock the alien named JLH:
notJames Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 One good thing about Jessica Simpleton and her ilk: they've managed to help me cut down my TV viewing and music spending enough to do things more worthwhile with my time and money. The American Pop Factory needs to be shut down, post haste. All these cookie-cutter interchangeable "music" acts are what's wrong with today's youth. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to head out to CVS and pick up my Geritol.
Guest MissMattitude Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 It's happening in Britain now, whenever you put MTV on it's fucking Newlyweds. Now do I care that Simpson married this ex boyband member... NO!
Paul Stanley Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 I like Nick Lachey, cause he always bitches at her for spending all that money on junk, i bet he smacks her around off-camera.
Guest Museite Posted April 27, 2004 Report Posted April 27, 2004 The thing with Jessica/Christina/Britney in interviews/TV programs, is that it all looks so good...then they open their mouths
RavishingRickRudo Posted April 27, 2004 Report Posted April 27, 2004 She looks like shit in that new video. Like seriously, what aged this woman so badly that her faces looks like a bowling shoe and she has the sexual appeal of a fishing boat??
Guest Museite Posted April 27, 2004 Report Posted April 27, 2004 She looks like shit in that new video. Like seriously, what aged this woman so badly that her faces looks like a bowling shoe and she has the sexual appeal of a fishing boat?? It's called Marriage
Guest Banders Kennany Posted April 27, 2004 Report Posted April 27, 2004 One good thing about Jessica Simpleton and her ilk: they've managed to help me cut down my TV viewing and music spending enough to do things more worthwhile with my time and money. The American Pop Factory needs to be shut down, post haste. All these cookie-cutter interchangeable "music" acts are what's wrong with today's youth. Well Jessica Simpson got a big recording push but wasn't really the type of star she is now until Newlyweds. She actaully broke the mold a bit by cultivating the "ditzy" image she has. Her music is just getting attention based on the show's popularity. Nick's album on the other hand I haven't heard a lot of. Is it doing well at all? It's know it's called "Soul-O" but that's all I know. Simpson just annoys me in general. And it's not even her songs per se that does it; it's just random little details about her. Like the "Stinky Ass" t-shirt she wore in the one music video that's on all the damn time. Why the fuck would anyone want to wear that shirt? If you've got a problem wiping yourself after taking a shit and have odorous issues because of it, I sure as hell don't want to know about it. It's a reference to some line from their show. I don't think it originally implied her ass really stinks, it just was something that came up in conversation. I like Nick Lachey, cause he always bitches at her for spending all that money on junk, i bet he smacks her around off-camera. I bet he wouldn't think of it because it would destroy their careers because it would wreck the "happy couple" image they cultivate. But she really should be better with money. I believe in an interview with Rolling Stone before "In This Skin" really took off she said she was millions in debt because of saggy sales. If she was spending like crazy during that I don't want to see their financial papers when they go belly up in terms of career (if they do that is).
AndrewTS Posted April 27, 2004 Report Posted April 27, 2004 I like Nick Lachey, cause he always bitches at her for spending all that money on junk, i bet he smacks her around off-camera. I concor. Tens of thousands for a wig? Even more for a certain dress? Ugh. Celebrity excess pisses me off. I do not listen to music by this woman or watch her on TV, thankfully, so I don't care.
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