Guest Astro Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 So I had a dream last night that I attacked a 12 year old girl in a cabin, ripped her clothes off and raped her. I told her to stop screaming because "I can't get it up anyway" On some level I feel bad about this, but on another level I know now not to watch rape porn before bed
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 If I watch rape porn before bed I usually end up dreaming about Nevermortal.
Slayer Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 *walks out... ...right into the wall* *canned laughter*
Ripper Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 *walks out... ...right into the wall* *canned laughter* I am disappointed. I set up the joke and you don't deliver. You post was suppose to say: Ripper is a ~RAPE-IST!... ... wait... *canned laughter* Then everyone would have shared a laugh and maybe some hot cocoa.
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 This has to be the weirdest thread ever.
Slayer Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 I am disappointed. I set up the joke and you don't deliver. Yeah well... I... umm... Look everyone, a black man!
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 When I was 16 there was a 12 year old I wanted to fuck. Of course I had that whole 4 years rule going and the girl was developed enough to look like she was 14 or 15. That's all I got to contribute.
Guest Astro Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 Well I'm 22 and I was MUCH bigger than my victem. Still if I can't get it up in my dreams...
Ripper Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 I am disappointed. I set up the joke and you don't deliver. Yeah well... I... umm... Look everyone, a black man! *looks around nervously* ... *runs*
Nevermortal Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 If I watch rape porn before bed I usually end up dreaming about Nevermortal. Gwah? I'm shocked and appalled.
justsoyouknow Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 No, Ripper, it would've been funnier if you said, "THAT'S RIGHT! YOU TELL THAT N*GGER! Oh, Jasper, there's a n*gger around here. That damn dirty monkey was beatin' on my hood! WHITE POWER!"
Ripper Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 No, Ripper, it would've been funnier if you said, "THAT'S RIGHT! YOU TELL THAT N*GGER! Oh, Jasper, there's a n*gger around here. That damn dirty monkey was beatin' on my hood! WHITE POWER!" See here is my problem with the Chappelle show. There is a reason he gets paid to tell the joke. I say leave it to the professionals.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 Gwah? I'm shocked and appalled. Lying 'Tack whore
justsoyouknow Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 No, Ripper, it would've been funnier if you said, "THAT'S RIGHT! YOU TELL THAT N*GGER! Oh, Jasper, there's a n*gger around here. That damn dirty monkey was beatin' on my hood! WHITE POWER!" See here is my problem with the Chappelle show. There is a reason he gets paid to tell the joke. I say leave it to the professionals. ....White power.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 this thread needs some more incest and grandma pushing
Nevermortal Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 this thread needs some more incest and grandma pushing Don't make me poop on your chest.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 for fuck sake dude, why did you need to quote my post when it's RIGHT THERE
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 *walks in* *kills everone in the room with chinese stars* *shits on floor* *leaves*
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 *fucks Dynamite Kido's 12 year old sister for revenge*
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 I've had weirder and more socially unexceptable dreams than that.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 *fucks Dynamite Kido's 12 year old sister for revenge* That wasn't my sister..... *supposed sister takes off mask revealing that it was a baby chimp* Alright, I'm outta this motherfucker..... *runs*
{''({o..o})''} Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 A baby Shemp would have been better.
snuffbox Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 A baby Shemp would have been better. Fucking knucklehead
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 *supposed sister takes off mask revealing that it was a baby chimp* I knew what I was getting into when I went to go fuck your family member. Thus revealing it was a chimp doesn't phase me in the least
Zack Malibu Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 A baby Shemp would have been better. Fucking knucklehead You're the first person I've ever seen insult The Piss.
Guest Mosaicv2 Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 I got rape by a 35 year old house woman while her husband was away
Cartman Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 Hey...I had a dream I was a 12 year old gi... FUCK
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