Guest Astro Report post Posted April 20, 2004 So I had a dream last night that I attacked a 12 year old girl in a cabin, ripped her clothes off and raped her. I told her to stop screaming because "I can't get it up anyway" On some level I feel bad about this, but on another level I know now not to watch rape porn before bed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 If I watch rape porn before bed I usually end up dreaming about Nevermortal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 *walks out* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 *walks out... ...right into the wall* *canned laughter* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 *walks out... ...right into the wall* *canned laughter* I am disappointed. I set up the joke and you don't deliver. You post was suppose to say: Ripper is a ~RAPE-IST!... ... wait... *canned laughter* Then everyone would have shared a laugh and maybe some hot cocoa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 This has to be the weirdest thread ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 I am disappointed. I set up the joke and you don't deliver. Yeah well... I... umm... Look everyone, a black man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 Was she hot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 20, 2004 When I was 16 there was a 12 year old I wanted to fuck. Of course I had that whole 4 years rule going and the girl was developed enough to look like she was 14 or 15. That's all I got to contribute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Astro Report post Posted April 20, 2004 Well I'm 22 and I was MUCH bigger than my victem. Still if I can't get it up in my dreams... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 I am disappointed. I set up the joke and you don't deliver. Yeah well... I... umm... Look everyone, a black man! *looks around nervously* ... *runs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 If I watch rape porn before bed I usually end up dreaming about Nevermortal. Gwah? I'm shocked and appalled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 No, Ripper, it would've been funnier if you said, "THAT'S RIGHT! YOU TELL THAT N*GGER! Oh, Jasper, there's a n*gger around here. That damn dirty monkey was beatin' on my hood! WHITE POWER!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 No, Ripper, it would've been funnier if you said, "THAT'S RIGHT! YOU TELL THAT N*GGER! Oh, Jasper, there's a n*gger around here. That damn dirty monkey was beatin' on my hood! WHITE POWER!" See here is my problem with the Chappelle show. There is a reason he gets paid to tell the joke. I say leave it to the professionals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 Gwah? I'm shocked and appalled. Lying 'Tack whore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 No, Ripper, it would've been funnier if you said, "THAT'S RIGHT! YOU TELL THAT N*GGER! Oh, Jasper, there's a n*gger around here. That damn dirty monkey was beatin' on my hood! WHITE POWER!" See here is my problem with the Chappelle show. There is a reason he gets paid to tell the joke. I say leave it to the professionals. ....White power. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 this thread needs some more incest and grandma pushing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 this thread needs some more incest and grandma pushing Don't make me poop on your chest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 for fuck sake dude, why did you need to quote my post when it's RIGHT THERE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted April 20, 2004 *walks in* *kills everone in the room with chinese stars* *shits on floor* *leaves* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 20, 2004 *fucks Dynamite Kido's 12 year old sister for revenge* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted April 20, 2004 I've had weirder and more socially unexceptable dreams than that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted April 20, 2004 *fucks Dynamite Kido's 12 year old sister for revenge* That wasn't my sister..... *supposed sister takes off mask revealing that it was a baby chimp* Alright, I'm outta this motherfucker..... *runs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 A baby Shemp would have been better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 A baby Shemp would have been better. Fucking knucklehead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 20, 2004 *supposed sister takes off mask revealing that it was a baby chimp* I knew what I was getting into when I went to go fuck your family member. Thus revealing it was a chimp doesn't phase me in the least Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 A baby Shemp would have been better. Fucking knucklehead You're the first person I've ever seen insult The Piss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mosaicv2 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 I got rape by a 35 year old house woman while her husband was away Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cartman 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 Hey...I had a dream I was a 12 year old gi... FUCK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
