the.weej Posted April 27, 2004 Report Posted April 27, 2004 (edited) The Smart Marks Wrestling Federation Presents... SWF STORM, LIVE FROM THE DEAN SMITH CENTER IN CHAPEL HILL, NORTH CAROLINA! (5:00pm PCD, 8:00pm EST; check local listings) The bombardment has stopped. The guns are silenced. The assault is over and the winners revel in the spoils of victory, while the ones who didn't make it have been uncermoniously dumped into a trench and buried, still breathing or not. And now, on Storm, the rebuilding of destroyed lives and broken careers will begin. The SWF will be christened with her new world champion, "The Notiorious" John Duran, surely to get parting shots at Charlie "Grappler" Matthews as soon as he possibly can. Other new champions such as Janus & Aecas, regaining the tag titles, Toxxic, regaining the ICTV title, and Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, winning his first SWF title, the Hardcore Gamers Championship, will almost certainly have words for this show as well. Chris Card has returned, and it has been shown he is in league with the Devil, the Suicide King himself. A true bird of prey, what will Card's actions be on the drastically altered SWF landscape? Also, the SWF's leadership is in tatters; Alex Zenon lost to Nathaniel Kibagami on the field of valour, and it would be impossible to assume that both remain... heh... silent about it. Dark clouds are on the horison... STORM approaches. Card: SINGLES MATCH OPENING... MAIN EVENT. KIND OF. WHEREVER IT ENDS UP GOING Landon Maddix vs Edward James And even after all that talk, and six months of hatred that has brewed, Landon Maddix still cannot defeat Alan Clark in the SWF. Angry, miserable, hurt, he will attempt to vent his frustration on the luckless Eddie J... Rules: Duh. Word Limit: 3000 Send To: realitycheck (Notes: All promo show, as noted countless times before. I was lazy and didn't feel like getting this up earlier, what can I say?) (Send shit to Thoth.) Edited April 27, 2004 by realitycheck
Lightning Flik Posted April 27, 2004 Report Posted April 27, 2004 We've got a card??? We've got a match??? Wait... Edward James??? ...landon...maddix...??? ...in...a...match...??? ...aw...man... One promo and one match coming up, I guess.
Cuban Linx Posted April 27, 2004 Report Posted April 27, 2004 I call random unimportant promo in the middle of the show that i'll probably forget about and end up not writing.
King Cucaracha Posted April 27, 2004 Report Posted April 27, 2004 Flik...new stats will be up in roughly...48 seconds. Cheers.
janusd Posted April 27, 2004 Report Posted April 27, 2004 There will be promoage. Oh yes. Promoage to explain updated statage.
Lightning Flik Posted April 27, 2004 Report Posted April 27, 2004 Flik...new stats will be up in roughly...48 seconds. Cheers. NEW STATS? You bastard. *flings the old stats out the window* Thankfully, I haven't started the match just yet (considering I just got up, it is kinda hard for me to do so).
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