Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 Obviously you can only base what you're saying here on personal expirience, but yeah, what are you better then anybody else at? A few things off the top of my head: - Regardless of how I come across on this board I think if the majority of my friends were asked "Who's the funniest person you know?" they'd point in my direction. - The best Gollum impression this side of Andy Serkis. - I can murk anybody who steps up in a game of Tony Hawk 2 for N64. YOU? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 - Regardless of how I come across on this board I think if the majority of my friends were asked "Who's the funniest person you know?" they'd point in my direction. You do realise that your friends don't like you, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 I can eat pussy better than most people on the planet if I really REALLY try...I think. And if I get theball first, I can beat basically any 5 of you in basketball...by myself. And thats ANY 5 of you. And I haven't played in 1 year and a half. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted May 13, 2004 Mortal Kombat 2 & Killer Instinct in the video game department. I won tournament for those, so I consider myself good. I thought I was good at X-Men Vs. Street Fighter too, but that idea was quickly erased once I tried it competitively. Too many infinites. Too bad I don't live closer to California so I could truly test my skills at arcade games. WWF No Mercy on N64 in the console department. Of course, I can just beat all of the people I know locally, and there isn't anyway to challenge other people with big heads/mouths, so we'll never know. I know that no one has got off a strong grapple successfully against me in over two years. That includes both expert difficulty computer opponents and human players. I'm talking about one on one non-gimmick matches too. I can't play No Mercy with the slowdown. I used to consider myself (and my clan) good at Counterstrike. That was until we tried to become competitive and started playing against CPL teams. Yeah, we weren't good. Outside of video games, there isn't a whole lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted May 13, 2004 I can eat pussy better than most people on the planet if I really REALLY try...I think. And if I get theball first, I can beat basically any 5 of you in basketball...by myself. And thats ANY 5 of you. And I haven't played in 1 year and a half. Aren't you like... short? I'm a very good poker player. My bankroll is small because I'm going slow, but I've sat in games with very good players (some pros) and held my own. I'm excellent with customers. I'm the god of phone service when I have to do it. In general I'm awesome at my job when I want to do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted May 13, 2004 The only thing I am good at is message boarding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Museite Report post Posted May 13, 2004 I guess out of my local area and my drummer friends I'm pretty sure I'm the best drummer out of all of them. There's usually a lot of hate between drummers in a local area. It's very competitive. I was at one local concert and I overheard a conversation where one guy said: "He's a good drummer, but I could beat the shite out of him" That response seems to be the norm should you find a drummer who seems better than you but if some dude is better than me than good stuff, it's not like I'm a pro or turning pro or anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 - Regardless of how I come across on this board I think if the majority of my friends were asked "Who's the funniest person you know?" they'd point in my direction. You do realise that your friends don't like you, right? I wasn't aware of such information. More curious is the fact that you somehow seem to know my friends. Have you been secretley inflitrating my life or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 It has been a long, long time since I lost a round of Street Fighter II, to anyone. For whatever reason, my knees and thighs are flexible enough that I could actually fall asleep in the butterfly stretch position. And unless you're friends with Dan Wilson, I'm probably the best indy ring announcer you all know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted May 14, 2004 I was a god at public Speaking at school. I should have gotten a job as a Motivational Speaker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2004 I'm good at creating arkward silences. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted May 14, 2004 I'm a stellar musician, and an interesting lay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2004 Public speaking. Just comes naturally to me. The bigger the crowd, the bigger rush I get talking to them and the more energy I put into my performance. I'm also quite an actor. UYI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2004 Absolutely nothing. I'm really quite useless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2004 Probably like most of the people here, I can out wit anyone with wrestling knowledge. Then again I've never met a smart mark in my life, so. Mario Kart 64, if you let me have Yoshi. And that is about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godthedog 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2004 i'm apparently good at looking like mick jagger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2004 I'm average at most things. Can be a good writer if I can be bothered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2004 - Regardless of how I come across on this board I think if the majority of my friends were asked "Who's the funniest person you know?" they'd point in my direction. You do realise that your friends don't like you, right? I wasn't aware of such information. More curious is the fact that you somehow seem to know my friends. Have you been secretley inflitrating my life or something? Anybody who is proud enough to declare "my friends think I'm the funniest person they know" is, by definition, a moron and decidedly unfunny. There is a small possibility that your frieds do think you're cool, but they're wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted May 14, 2004 Did someone label themselves a "God"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2004 I can do the Worm. Screw Scotty 2 Hotty and his weak version! I'm also pretty good at drawing and not a bad singer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted May 14, 2004 Did someone label themselves a "God"? Somebody also claimed they were good at message boarding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Papacita 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2004 When I wanna be, I'm a pretty good writer. I'm good at analyzing literature too...although I'm not too sure if that's something to be proud of. I'm a pretty good slap-boxer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted May 14, 2004 Did someone label themselves a "God"? Somebody also claimed they were good at message boarding. I'm really starting to worry about you... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted May 14, 2004 This thread is far too righteously self-serving. It's like one of those Name your favorite things.. threads in which everyone only talks about themselves and doesn't bother to look at anyone else's response to the topic title in question. So, in other words, by definition this thread becomes basically a +1 thread as noone has any stimulating conversation to add. +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted May 14, 2004 This thread is far too righteously self-serving ....I really wish you wouldn't have said that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted May 14, 2004 This thread is far too righteously self-serving. It's like one of those Name your favorite things.. threads in which everyone only talks about themselves and doesn't bother to look at anyone else's response to the topic title in question. So, in other words, by definition this thread becomes basically a +1 thread as noone has any stimulating conversation to add. +1 Hey now- I think it's very obvious that Banky and I were paying attention to what we wrote. I care dammit. I'm just annoyed that after I boated about my poker skills I had my first two down sessions like two weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2004 I can cum almost 30 times in a row. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted May 14, 2004 I have a huge cock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted May 15, 2004 I have a huge cock. No shit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2004 Well, he's black. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
