Guest Repo Man Reborn Report post Posted May 28, 2004 If Kane shoots fire out of his dick, then he obviously shot Lita in the face. So maybe it was a BJ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted May 28, 2004 Kane can't get a BJ. His weiner is all fried up according to Tori and X-Pac, remember? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 I'd say when Kane climaxes the four bedposts shoot out gigantic flames as the lights of the room go an eerie red Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BHK 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 I'd say when Kane climaxes the four bedposts shoot out gigantic flames as the lights of the room go an eerie red That was great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 I think this storyline needs involvement from Pete Rose in some capacity. Maybe he's the father, and his punishment is that he's banned from wrestling. Apparently you can get put on the shelf, benched, injured-listed, suspended, released and wished well in one's future endeavors and hoped to come back in the near future, FIIIIIIRED, and so forth for various things, but the one thing you just can't do is commit adultery with a Diva. Then you are banned for life. Discussion on Pete Rose's WWE HoF reinstatement: "But he didn't really do anything WRONG! How did it affect the outcome of a Matt Hardy match?" "Sorry, but he fucked Lita." "But it didn't directly do anything." "He knew the rules! You bang someone else's female WWE Superstar and you are OUT!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 I think they should have a huge swerve which also includes bringing back more of the Guerrero family..... Kane wasnt actually asking Lita for sex, he was asking Lita to aquire for him the location of the gobbldy gooker so he could plant his seed in him leading to an egg being at WWE events until it finally hatches at SummerSlam with red and black feathers doing the gookers dance... Yeh i know its far fetched, but i think the crazier things get, the more people will watch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 I think they should have a huge swerve which also includes bringing back more of the Guerrero family..... Kane wasnt actually asking Lita for sex, he was asking Lita to aquire for him the location of the gobbldy gooker so he could plant his seed in him leading to an egg being at WWE events until it finally hatches at SummerSlam with red and black feathers doing the gookers dance... Yeh i know its far fetched, but i think the crazier things get, the more people will watch This guy's a keeper! The Kaneidygooker, that's comedy. He'd have to dance around with Mean Gene as a Kane-ified "Turkey in the Straw" plays. When JR and King hype up how all the fans loved the Kanedidygooker and how he'll become the mascot of SummerSlam, HHH is so impressed that Evolution grows to five members. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 I think they should have a huge swerve which also includes bringing back more of the Guerrero family..... Kane wasnt actually asking Lita for sex, he was asking Lita to aquire for him the location of the gobbldy gooker so he could plant his seed in him leading to an egg being at WWE events until it finally hatches at SummerSlam with red and black feathers doing the gookers dance... Yeh i know its far fetched, but i think the crazier things get, the more people will watch This guy's a keeper! The Kaneidygooker, that's comedy. He'd have to dance around with Mean Gene as a Kane-ified "Turkey in the Straw" plays. When JR and King hype up how all the fans loved the Kanedidygooker and how he'll become the mascot of SummerSlam, HHH is so impressed that Evolution grows to five members. Thats the spirit, we'll be in Titan towers by the end of next week . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 Thats the spirit, we'll be in Titan towers by the end of next week . You, me, and RavishingRickRudo need to storm the headquarters and take over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobobrazil1984 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 maybe the baby will get whisked off to a Hell dimension (Smackdown??) and come back two weeks later as a fully grown adult wrestler! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 maybe the baby will get whisked off to a Hell dimension (Smackdown??) and come back two weeks later as a fully grown adult wrestler! how about the set of Family Ties? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 maybe the baby will get whisked off to a Hell dimension (Smackdown??) and come back two weeks later as a fully grown adult wrestler! Or a place where Stephanie Mcmahon singing "Wind beneath our Ring" is constantly played in the background and you have to see The whole Al Wilson storyline with all its terrible acting over and over again. That would make anyone into a hell demon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2004 Bringing back this thread. I was right. Muhahahahahaha!!!!! TAG! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2004 This plot is like something out of a bad B movie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2004 That's a step up from regular WWE writing. Unfortunately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mindless_Aggression Report post Posted June 15, 2004 I say it ends with Kane finding out the baby is Hardy's and chokeslamming the fetus right out of her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KJ Brackish Report post Posted June 15, 2004 I say it ends with Kane finding out the baby is Hardy's and chokeslamming the fetus right out of her. OMFG....... abortionists would be all over Kane's ass. In all reality I totally freaked when Lita admitted to having the demon child of Kane's. I thought this thread was a joke thread until it came TRUE~! KJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2004 So he really did fill Lita with his seed? Oh joy, a devil child. It's just like Rosemary's Baby, only, you know, shitty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2004 KJ needs to be banned from the internet. Anyways, this won't lead to anything, because the writers seem to forget that to run a pregnancy storyline, you have to have it last nine months and then have the child, and then have the person disappear for a while to take care of the child. That's seriously a year and a half or so of thought that needs to be put into such an idea. I can guarantee that they have no clue where they're going with this after it's determined whose child it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2004 So Kane asked Lita if he could impregnate her. She caved into the pressure of him physically destroying Matt and finally said "yes". Matt tried to contact her all week, as he said, but couldn't find her. She was with Kane. Kane slept with her, and put his "seed" into her. On Raw, he told her "it's done" and doesn't need her anymore. You so fucking called it, dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2004 I say it ends with Kane finding out the baby is Hardy's and chokeslamming the fetus right out of her. After Katie Vick I wouldn't be surprised if this happened. But we all know that Lita is going to give birth to a hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astro7x 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2004 I present to you the next exclusive RAW PPV poster... looks like they are bringing back the whole IYH theme with subtitles reflecting current storylines Yeah, that took a whole 2 minutes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2004 Wow, with the stitching, and red/black shadows and all, that so could be Kane's old mask. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wrestlingbs Report post Posted June 15, 2004 Crossover challenge! Angel's manchild Connor vs. Kane's manchild Surt! It's gold, I tell ya! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlwaysPissedOff 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2004 Question. Does anyone else think that when Kane cums instead of shooting out seamen he shoots fire out of his dick in climax with him being a supernatural being that can control fire and all. What's really scary about this is that I saw an actual porno that did this... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted June 15, 2004 Kane the Genetic Jackhammer!!! Actually...we've been hearing lately that Vince wants once again for people to get shocked appald and down right pissed off. So imagine the severity of how this could play out. Matt finds out..... Lita is upset.... Guess What Matt wants Lita to go through... Loathe to even say it but you get the picture... However Kane doesn't want Lita to go through it. But Matt challenges Kane and the winner will force Lita's hand as to which way she chooses (The ol McMahon Conservative/Reactionary Rears its ugly head) But suddenly good tastes prevails when the cards and letters and emails and rocks throwing at the Titan Towers...so Lita loses the bundle of Hellspawn in the middle..... Nice and quiet...and we see a Poyient moment where Lita tells Kane and Matt who can barely stand being in the same room....and then both well up with tears and hug each other and Lita Sniff Sniff....Then Kane's rage snaps and he starts Trashing the room Chokeslams Matt and Tombstones the delicate Lita through a table! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 15, 2004 Kane's rage snaps and he starts Trashing the room Chokeslams Matt and Tombstones the delicate Lita through a table! Don't you tempt me.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2004 Posted on: May 24 2004, 09:25 PM QUOTE (Man Of 1,004 Modes @ May 24 2004, 09:23 PM) KANE~! God, this angle makes me want to vomit in my cornflakes. I'm guessing Kane forced Lita to dress up in a cheer leader outfit and lay inside a coffin before he did his THANG. I figured it out! Kane wanted Lita to have his baby.. and somehow Matt Hardy is going to think its his.. and then they will fight and cause Lita to have a miscarriage. I think I've seen this before somewhere. I feel proud of myself for calling this minutes after it happened on RAW. And you know its going to go the Miscarriage route..maybe an abortion route.. I can see it now.. The Pro Life/Pro Choice Match! Kane vs Matt Hardy. If Matt wins, Lita can have an abortion. If Kane wins, Lita has to go through with the pregnancy and have the demon baby. SEE THE DEMON BABY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2004 So we have at least nine more months of this angle before it's finished? Lovely, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 15, 2004 In WWE World, a Pregnancy angle lasts 1 month. Mae Young gave birth after 3 weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
