Your most hated animal

[Guest JMA]

Hm. Well, there are a lot of people I hate; so I'm going to have to go with humans as well.

[MrRant 0]

CATS

 

They are satan's animal

 

 

Satan? I think not.

[Dark Age 0]

That be the Devil himself.

 

Moths for me. Horrid creatures, or insects or whatever the hell they are.

[cynicalprofit 0]

The lama

 

For my 8th b-day we went to the zoo. I left the party and wondered around. That motherfucker SPIT on me, on my 8th b-day....and since tehn, its been all about fuck lama. Is it spelled llama?

[Dark Age 0]

I think there is two ls.

 

Oh, and Ostriches. Vile, vile things.

[Guest OctoberBlood]

Skunks.

[The Ill One 0]

Spiders the most.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Dogs and humans. I can stand some dogs but god they are codependent annoying disgusting fucks.

[Dark Age 0]

What's with all the dog hate?

[DCMaximo 0]

Have to go for cats, the vicious little buggers. They're just so fucking evil. Would put spiders second and bees third, if only because one stung me in the ear last week.

[Ced 0]

Hornets. They've repeatedly attempt to build nests around and on my house. When I was 10, one colony succeeded and built their nest right above my bedroom. The visual of seeing a bunch of pissed off, flying things coming out of the ceiling and trying to kill you is rather emotionally scarring.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Kind of odd that the school mascot you've got in your sig is a hornet, Ced.

 

If I were an Aussie, I'd probably hate dingoes for stealing babies, or those bastard cane toads for being my evil overlords and controlling everything. However, I hate various insects and arachnids, along with domestic cats. And most fish. Along with people. That's about it.

[godthedog 0]

i really, really hate the sponge.

[Tawren 0]

Flies. I just hate them. So much.

[Guest netslob]

I usually like dogs, but the types with annoying barks bug the shit out of me. Ever hear a beagle? Fuckers sound like they're bring strangled.

i can attest to this...i owned a beagle for 13 years, and they don't bark so much as they bay...and mine would start on a barking spree, forget what he was barking at, and just keep going for lack of anything better to do. beagles are also very stubborn and not terribly bright dogs...but it's hard to stay mad at them, they're just so damn cute.

 

i hate bugs...ALL kinds of bugs...they just creep me out...(*shudders*)

[Guest Vitamin X]

What's with all the dog hate?

Dogs and humans. I can stand some dogs but god they are codependent annoying disgusting fucks.

 

I'm a cat person myself. Good company, clean up after themselves, low maintenance, and more individual personality. Dogs are pretty much all the same dumb brutish animal.

 

But to each their own, I suppose.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I like dogs (labs are my personal fav.), but they're too high maintenance, especially when it comes to taking them out for walks, among other things...

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Owls. fucking twats of the air, how many birds can spin their heads round over 180 degrees, swallow whole mice as infants, fly without making a sound and have eyes at the front of their heads? God, they're after me, I know it.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I hate the shit out of snakes. Oh my god. Get a stick. I hope that australian retard gets bit in the eye.

[spiny norman 0]

When I was seven my cat was bitten by a snake and died, yet strangely I don't have this massive hatred of them that I should. I think partially because we're basically taught down here what to do if a snake bites you and, though it may not be the most pleasant thing in the world, I'm likely to survive.

 

No, the worst animal in the world, without a doubt is the shark. No matter how cautious you are, no matter how safe you're being, they're going to get you. Once the shark has you in its sights, you're dead.

 

Tell me how anything can be worse than that.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

I hate the shit out of snakes. Oh my god. Get a stick. I hope that australian retard gets bit in the eye.

Yeah! Take that UYI!

 

I used to have snakes where I lived, big King Browns. The big SOBs would just come onto the lawn.

 

Once, I was walking in the bush when one bailed me up on the path. I wasn't going to run, because that would've been fucking retarded and insured death when it could've just been a possibility.

 

I just stood there while it curled around my feet for about five-ten minutes. Eventually, it got sick of it and slithered off into the bush. When I was sure it had gone, I left.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Babies.

 

I hate babies.

 

Any jokes about it being ironic that a Michael Jackson fan thinks this are not warranted.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

I got burned by iB.

 

Noose please.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

If I lived in Australia, I would carry a sizeable shotgun whenever I went for a walk in the woods. I'm glad all the poisonous crazy fast shits are all the way on that side of the planet.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Yeah, but AoO, most people here when venturing into dangerous woods do take with them instruments of self-protection.

 

Edit: Oh, I see what you meant. This bush was just my backyard anyway, and accomodated/s thousands of snakes and other creatures. Seeing them was just the norm.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

I wrestle 25 snakes everyday on my way to work alone.

 

AoO is such a pussy.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'd fight a bear, but there's no goddamn way I'm messing with a snake, unless I've got a rake, a gun, a lawnmower, or a machete or something.

[spiny norman 0]

I'd much prefer to take a snake than a bear. Snakes would be so much easier to avoid.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Yeah, but a bear isn't going to spring out from under a log and pump you full of venom. Besides, provided you kill the animal in question, would you rather say "I Just killed me a bahr." or "I killed this snake?"

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Depending on the snake, if you have a tight enough grasp around it's neck, you're fine. Strangle it and/or swing it away.

 

A bear? Fuck that.