Guest thebigjig Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Christopher Walken This is just a retarded statement. Christopher Walken owns you in every way possible. Don't believe me? Rent Suicide Kings. If I had ovaries... and a vagina, I would have Walken's children Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Christopher Walken This is just a retarded statement. Christopher Walken owns you in every way possible. Don't believe me? Rent Suicide Kings. If I had ovaries... and a vagina, I would have Walken's children I was just thinking of how that would sound in a Walkenesque voice... and I was very frightened... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aero 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Brendan Fraser Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 That dude that played Vigo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigjig Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Christopher Walken This is just a retarded statement. Christopher Walken owns you in every way possible. Don't believe me? Rent Suicide Kings. If I had ovaries... and a vagina, I would have Walken's children I was just thinking of how that would sound in a Walkenesque voice... and I was very frightened... Scared me too... nothing is more frightening than Walken telling himself that he would like to have his own children Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigjig Report post Posted June 10, 2004 That dude that played Vigo. I used to have nightmares of that guy when I saw Ghostbusters II as a child... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarleyQuinn 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 - Halle Berry - Ben Affleck(So...wooden) - Julia Roberts(I just hate her) - Angelina Jolie at times Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jebus 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Keanu Reeves Chris Kline Josh Hartnett (although he has shown a glimmer of talent in a few films) Paul Walker (he seems to be a cool guy in real life) With the exception of Reeves (who does suck as an actor but I still like him...he's Ted "Theodore" Logan!), Satanico you have just named my official acting trifecta of SUCK: - Chris Klein (Katie Holmes what do u see in him...go back to Pacey) - Josh Hartnett - Paul Walker The HORROR~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
notJames 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 I personally wouldn't sully the theatrical field by calling these soulless mannequins "actors", but here is a small sampling of my "shoot on sight" list: Julia Roberts Tom Cruise The cast of Friends Jennifer Lopez (she gets double hate for her shitty "music") Jennifer Love Hewitt Sarah Michelle Gellar The cast of The O.C. (except Peter Gallagher) Ashton Kutcher Martin Lawrence Tori Spelling Chris Tucker That fat woman on Will and Grace Vivica A. Fox Will Smith Nia Vardalos Hilary Duff Lindsay Lohan Chris Kattan Rob Schneider Adam Sandler Cheri Oteri Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigjig Report post Posted June 10, 2004 I personally wouldn't sully the theatrical field by calling these soulless mannequins "actors", but here is a small sampling of my "shoot on sight" list: Julia Roberts Tom Cruise The cast of Friends Jennifer Lopez (she gets double hate for her shitty "music") Jennifer Love Hewitt Sarah Michelle Gellar The cast of The O.C. (except Peter Gallagher) Ashton Kutcher Martin Lawrence Tori Spelling Chris Tucker That fat woman on Will and Grace Vivica A. Fox Will Smith Nia Vardalos Hilary Duff Lindsay Lohan Chris Kattan Rob Schneider Adam Sandler Cheri Oteri I hate Jennifer Lopez as well... until I see the ass... and then I'm mesmerized Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBigSwigg 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Ashton Kutcher, Halle Berry (for ruining Storm and Catwoman and crying forever at the oscars), Travolta, Rebecca Romjin, Angelina Jolie, and Tom Cruise. Oh, Christopher Walken..is a god. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 How anyone can watch the Last Samarai, Color of Money, and Interview with a vampire and say Tom Cruise can't act is beyond me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Because they then see the rest of his movies, and realize he's just the same character over and over and over and over... ...and over and over... I cannot stand...almost all listed so far, minus Walken. And let's throw that Hayley Joel Osment kid into the mix, even though he can act. Little fucker just makes me want to shoot him. ...fuck Joaquin Phoenix while we're at it, too. And Russell Crowe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 How anyone can watch the Last Samarai, Color of Money, and Interview with a vampire and say Tom Cruise can't act is beyond me. honestly i think Jerry McGuire and Eyes Wide Shut are what killed his heat for me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigjig Report post Posted June 10, 2004 I'm glad I'm not the only one who hate Osment... He's been on my "must throw out of 8 story window" list for a few years now... along with Lil Bow Wow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Julia Roberts Tom Cruise The cast of Friends Jennifer Lopez (she gets double hate for her shitty "music") Jennifer Love Hewitt Sarah Michelle Gellar The cast of The O.C. (except Peter Gallagher) Ashton Kutcher Martin Lawrence Tori Spelling Chris Tucker That fat woman on Will and Grace Vivica A. Fox Will Smith Nia Vardalos Hilary Duff Lindsay Lohan Chris Kattan Rob Schneider Adam Sandler Cheri Oteri You are one angry young man. That's kind of you to exempt Peter Gallagher, though. I am offended at the following people being named overrated: Christopher Walken- see True Romance, Blast from the Past BUT don't see Suicide Kings. That movie STUNK. ..but he's still one of my favourite actors anyways. Ashton Kutcher- His movies have been brutal but he's so perfect as Michael Kelso on That 70's Show that I forgive him. Kevin Spacey- American Beauty completely redeems him for Pay it Forward, and he was also in Se7en and LA Confidential. Hugh Grant- Nine Months (oh, come on, you know you liked Tom Arnold + Robin Williams), About a Boy It's your personal opinion, though. I agree that post-1995 Robert DeNiro has been pretty bad, but at least he made the brilliant Heat before going downhill. And yes, Keanu Reeves is downright horrible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted June 10, 2004 -Ben Affleck (personifies everything wrong with hollywood) -J-Lo (personifies the term "media whore") -Jessica Simpson (not really an actress, but still...GET THE FUCK OFF MY TV!!!) -Sean Scott Williams (should die for 'Stifler' alone) -Pamela Anderson (again, not really an actress) -Carmen Electra (yet again, not really an actress...or anything else, really) -Tom Arnold (had his career literally handed to him by his wife, and how does he repay her...cheats on her AND beats her up! worthless fuck) -Ashton Kutcher (i don't see the appeal at all...he looks and acts like the big doofy kid he is) -Harrison Ford (hey, Harry, it's called "emotional range", look into it...it's like someone Xerox'ed his expression and taped it to his face) -Tommy Lee (i don't like Pamela Anderson, but she doesn't deserve to be beaten up by this insecure prick) -Anne Heche (i don't get why people go on about her...she's INSANE, she's not attractive and didn't know she was "gay" until her publicist told her) -Ted Nugent (just hunt, fish and play your shitty music...no one cares about your politics) and of course Dan Cortese...i hate this motherfucking waste of a homeless man's urine with every fiber of my being...and the fucker KEEPS GETTING WORK!!!! AUGH!!!! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!! i'll probably think of more later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Who the fuck is Dan Cortese... ...exactly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Ejiah Wood - Yes he was Frodo, but I still hate him. Steve Bescheme (yes I'm sure I spelled it wrong) - Everyone loves him, but for the life of me I can't figure out why. Michael Meyers - Go away, please, just go away. Cameron Diaz - Why in the world is she the highest paid actress in Hollywood? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Christopher Walken- see True Romance, Blast from the Past BUT don't see Suicide Kings. That movie STUNK. ..but he's still one of my favourite actors anyways. I liked Suicide Kings. The Walken/Leary combo was just hysterical. "You payed $1500 for fuckin' fish shoes?" "...they're cuttin' my fingers off, Ira." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Kevin Spacey- American Beauty completely redeems him for Pay it Forward, and he was also in Se7en and LA Confidential. There's also The Ref and The Usual Suspects. Thought his SNL show was pretty good too... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Who the fuck is Dan Cortese... ...exactly Was on MTV during the early 90s then left for a movie career? Recently was seen on a WB sitcom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted June 11, 2004 Who the fuck is Dan Cortese... ...exactly Was on MTV during the early 90s then left for a movie career? Recently was seen on a WB sitcom. Here's a pic of the useless bag of monkey cocks he's the one on the right, believe it or not. god i hate him! I HATE HIM!!! I WANNA KICK HIM IN THE NUTS!!!! (assuming he has any) why don't you DIE!?!?!?!?!?! DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2004 Damn that is harsh. I almost hate comedian talk show host Collin Quin and Bill Mahr that much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2004 -Tommy Lee (i don't like Pamela Anderson, but she doesn't deserve to be beaten up by this insecure prick) He's an actor? At least put Pam herself on there, for being responsible for Barb Wire (a rape of Casablanca) and Stripperella (both Ticks get cancelled and this piece of **** is still being aired?). -Ted Nugent (just hunt, fish and play your shitty music...no one cares about your politics) Again, he's an actor? While he's a far-right nutjob, most of his music kicks ass. Plus he's one hardcore mofo. He'd honestly make for a neat b-movie character, though. I'd be up to see him in a parody of The Most Dangerous Game, where he hunts down other musicians for sport. Pretty much everyone named the ones I hate, but since he's actually been on a TV show--William Hung. The fucker can't sing, and manages to be a disgrace to both Asians and Hispanics for covering Ricky Martin's shitty catalogue of material. On top of that he shills for Wal-Mart while dancing like a 'tard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted June 11, 2004 oy vey...I know who Dan Cortese was. The point was...it's insane to hate a b level celebrity that no one remembers to such a degree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eiker_ir 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2004 - Ejiah Wood, i don't know, there's just something about him that really bothers me, his face or something. - Vin Diesel, ugh - Julia Roberts and Halle Berry, never eeeeeeever liked them, incredible overrated - Orlando Bloom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrnoitaull 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2004 You goddamned people don't know acting. You might be right about that. But we know what we like... good point cus I believe that Spacey,Cruise,Roberts and yes even Berry are hella actors and Walken !!c'mon Man ! how can you not like the guy !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted June 11, 2004 -Tommy Lee (i don't like Pamela Anderson, but she doesn't deserve to be beaten up by this insecure prick) He's an actor? technically, no...but he was in that ONE video At least put Pam herself on there, for being responsible for Barb Wire (a rape of Casablanca) and Stripperella (both Ticks get cancelled and this piece of **** is still being aired?). i did. look again. -Ted Nugent (just hunt, fish and play your shitty music...no one cares about your politics) Again, he's an actor? ok, no...you got me. oy vey...I know who Dan Cortese was. The point was...it's insane to hate a b level celebrity that no one remembers to such a degree. perhaps...but i can't help it...he sucks beyond any descripition and his continued existance is a mockery to all that is good and decent in the world. YOU HEAR ME, CORTESE!?!?! DIE YOU FUCK!!!! DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Report post Posted June 11, 2004 Who the fuck is Dan Cortese... ...exactly I started busting out laughing when I read that. Strange... Bah, his claim to fame was being on Rock N Jock every fucking year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
