Quick! make up the worst match ever!

[SuperJerk 0]

Stacy Keibler vs. Jackie Gayda, Hell in a Cell.

[Guest Stunt Granny]

Droz Vs. D'Lo II

 

If Droz has a Stephen Hawking Super Wheel Chair I'd give him the nod. If not then D'Lo finishes the job.

 

Bret Hart vs. Goldberg II- Kick Boxing rules only!!

 

Stephanie McMahon vs. The Pants she could fit into last summer but not now.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

The Gobbldy Gooker vs. Pete Rose vs. Stacy Keibler vs. El Gigante vs.Barry Horowitz vs. Irwin R. Sheister in THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!

How do you fucking dare putting Mike Rotundo in that group of shit? You should be banned for just saying that.

[Guest Real F'n Show]

And what's wrong with Barry Horowitz? Sure the guy was forever a jobber, but he's not THAT bad a wrestler.

[tbondrage99 0]

Hes still nothing comared to IRS. I still find it sad that IRS was inducted into Wrestlecrap.com, granted the gimmick was awful, but it still worked and got over really good.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

And he was a good worker.

 

Just make it El Gigante vs. Nathan Jones vs. Tyson Tomko in an Iron Man scaffold Match. Whoever falls off the scaffold the least wins.

[Guest KingofHarts]

Notice I didn't say Mike Rotunda. I was a huge fan of his in the Varsity Club days, However as I.R.S. (Gimmick wise) he sucked. Come on The "Write-Off" give me a break.

[Guest whitemilesdavis]

Yeah, but you put him in the worst match ever, with a turkey, a cheerleader, a life-long jobber, and a guy wearing a naked suit (complete with BUTT-crack and pubic hair). No matter the gimmick, Rotunda doesn't deserve to be in that class.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Somehow, all those times he got boo'ed as I.R.S makes me wonder what a horrible gimmick that was. He was over, was a good worker, and didn't have a problem jobbing. How dare he try and be good.

[Guest Real F'n Show]

And he was a good worker.

 

Just make it El Gigante vs. Nathan Jones vs. Tyson Tomko in an Iron Man scaffold Match. Whoever falls off the scaffold the least wins.

I can imagine Tomko missing a kick and falling off the scaffold himself, ass first through the tables. Hilarity.

[redbaron29 0]

Now, now now children, lets not bicker over it....

 

 

I'm sure if you ask the King of Hearts nicely, he would glady change his booking and replace IRS with THE SHOCKMASTER!!!!

[Guest KingofHarts]

No Red, But i would consider OZ!

(or am i wrong because I'm treading on the big scary Kliq)

[Guest whitemilesdavis]

If you replace IRS, with OZ, you may get the title for worst match ever.

[Guest KingofHarts]

Yeah the opening bout could be the munckins vs. the tag-team of One man Gang and David Flair

[Guest whitemilesdavis]

Oh sweet God, man. Please, I'm about to eat lunch.

[redbaron29 0]

No Red, But i would consider OZ!

 

That would probably hold the title for worst match ever, but only if it was an elemination chamber/electric chair match

 

 

 

Yeah the opening bout could be the munckins vs. the tag-team of One man Gang and David Flair

 

Dear god, if wrestlecrap ever decides to hold a PPV you my friend should be hired as the head booker!

[Vampiro69 0]

I think that this match would cause mass suicide to take place throughout the arena

 

Giant Gonzalez vs The Yeti

 

In an Ultimate Submission Match!!!

 

Smell the Buy rates!!!!!

[Guest KingofHarts]

It was Elimination Chamber Red here's my ultimate Bad PPV card

 

Opening Match: The Shock Master vs. David Arquette

 

2nd Match: David Flair vs. One Man Gang

 

3rd Match: Dusty Rhodes vs. Hollywood Hulk Hogan LADDER MATCH (Complete with the "Dusty Finish")

 

4th Match: Koko B. Ware vs. Frankie RETIREMENT MATCH (Frankie goes over of course)

 

5th match: Joey Abs vs. Pete Gas vs. Rodney in a GREENWICH STREETFIGHT

 

6th match: Phineas Godwin vs. the Fake Razor Ramon

 

7th match: Oz's Munchkins vs. Dink & Wink (Doink's midget clowns)

 

8th match: William Shattner (who tagged with HBK) vs. Jay Leno CAGE MATCH

 

Main Event: The Gobbledy Gooker vs. Stacy Kiebler vs. Pete Rose vs. El Gigante vs. Barry Horrowitz vs. The Ultimate Warrior ELIMINATION CHAMBER

[Guest Trivia247]

Sam Houston vs Danny Davis

[Jericholic82 0]

how about triple h vs hulk hogan in a Steiod bottle on a pole match. to win you must climb the ladder get the roids, and then inject them into your ass

 

 

War Games

Mabel, Mo, Nathan Jones, Mantaur, and Tugboat/Typhoon/Shockmaster vs Akeem/OMG, Matt Morgan, The Yeti, and The Bushwhackers

 

 

Undertaker vs Kane 5 hour iron man match

 

Bradshaw vs Farooq in a broken beer bottle match(actually that might be good)

 

 

Stephanie Mcmahon vs Chyna in a "Loser gets a sex-change" match

[Guest bigdiswrestling]

nah nah nah, forget all of that.

 

Worst match of all time:

 

Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs. Anybody

[Guest SteveyP93]

Giant Gonzales vs. Bastien Booger vs. Giant Silva vs. Kurrgan

 

Fatal Fourway Submissions Only Match

[cawthon777 0]

8th match: William Shattner (who tagged with HBK) vs. Jay Leno CAGE MATCH

When did Shatner ever have a match?

 

 

My pick for worst match ever:

The Collossal Kongs (w/ Harley Race) vs. the Harris Boys (w/ Uncle Zebakiah) in a 30-minute marathon match

 

No wait ... get rid of the managers ... they might actually make it entertaining.

[Addy 0]

Nailz vs Giant Gonzalez

 

'Nuff said.

[Jingus 0]

Tiger Jeet Singh (aka "that no-selling asshole with the sword in the Japanese Deathmatch tournament) vs. Rusher Kimura (aka "that guy who can't even walk yet gets booked in the opening match of all the NOAH cards)...

 

...93 MINUTE MATCH. If you think it was boring when Hero & Punk did it, just you wait!

[BHK 0]

8th match: William Shattner (who tagged with HBK) vs. Jay Leno CAGE MATCH

When did Shatner ever have a match?

From Wrestlecrap.com via the Google cache:

 

William Shatner, Pro Wrestler: Yes, believe it or not Captain Kirk actually got in the ring and took on WWF stars like Jerry Lawler and Road Dogg. Ah well, at least he didn't sing.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

He didn't wrestle. He got involved in Lawler's "King's Court" session when Lawler blasted him and his new show on USA Network, "Tek World".

[DCMaximo 0]

Actually he managed Bret in a match, then after the match, proceeded to beat on the Roadie, ramming his head into the turnbuckle. In fact, it was his beating of Roadie that earned William Shatner his entry onto WrestleCrap. as a semi-regular wrestler (this is when Roadie didn't actually wrestle, just interfered in matches) as beaten up by a fat middle-aged man.

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

And he was a good worker.

 

Just make it El Gigante vs. Nathan Jones vs. Tyson Tomko in an Iron Man scaffold Match. Whoever falls off the scaffold the least wins.

How bout whoever falls off the scaffold the MOST wins?

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

8th match: William Shattner (who tagged with HBK) vs. Jay Leno CAGE MATCH

When did Shatner ever have a match?

 

 

My pick for worst match ever:

The Collossal Kongs (w/ Harley Race) vs. the Harris Boys (w/ Uncle Zebakiah) in a 30-minute marathon match

 

No wait ... get rid of the managers ... they might actually make it entertaining.

Yep... Race and Mantel could probably put on a decent match outside the ring.