haVoc Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 I'd gladly pay $35 to see Hogan beat the crap out of the Backstreet Boys and the little snot A.C. for 2 hours. I'd pay $35 to see the Backstreet Boys shoot and beat the piss out of Hogan. I think that would be more entertaining.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 I'd gladly pay $35 to see Hogan beat the crap out of the Backstreet Boys and the little snot A.C. for 2 hours. I'd pay $35 to see the Backstreet Boys shoot and beat the piss out of Hogan. I think that would be more entertaining. That would require 4 of them to have balls. I know one of them is a drunk/dope head so maybe him vs. Hogan would rule.
DMann2003 Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 My girlfriend loves the Backstreet Boys, in particular Mr. Nick Carter. I shouldn't show her this thread... ...BUT I MUST!!!!!
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 I shouldn't show her this thread... ...BUT I MUST!!!!! You must for the good of the wrestling fans world...
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Aaron Carter gets his dick wet with every piece of musical jailbait available. I consider this a crime against humanity. I wish a Christopher Reeve-like accident for the talentless nerd. Lets take a trip down to Tampa JAxl. We'll get one of those old style station wagons with the thick, heavy frame, and then pick up some booze. You find out where he is and I'll get drunk and run the station wagon into him. We'll have Chief rescue us from the Tampa prison by throwing their water fountain through a wall.
haVoc Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Aaron Carter gets his dick wet with every piece of musical jailbait available. I consider this a crime against humanity. I wish a Christopher Reeve-like accident for the talentless nerd. Lets take a trip down to Tampa JAxl. We'll get one of those old style station wagons with the thick, heavy frame, and then pick up some booze. You find out where he is and I'll get drunk and run the station wagon into him. I'll kill the both of you if you do that. Doing that will make the stupid kid a legend. You'll have MTV, Disney and the media saying crap like "He was a child with talent who was on his way to great success in adulthood." Just suffer and wait for the star to burn out.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 People still watch Disney? I don't even know what channel it is anymore.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Aaron Carter gets his dick wet with every piece of musical jailbait available. I consider this a crime against humanity. I wish a Christopher Reeve-like accident for the talentless nerd. Lets take a trip down to Tampa JAxl. We'll get one of those old style station wagons with the thick, heavy frame, and then pick up some booze. You find out where he is and I'll get drunk and run the station wagon into him. I'll kill the both of you if you do that. Doing that will make the stupid kid a legend. You'll have MTV, Disney and the media saying crap like "He was a child with talent who was on his way to great success in adulthood." Just suffer and wait for the star to burn out. We'll also murder a homosexual prostitute and place it next to him along with a bag of heroin afterwards. That will kill any praise those stations might have given him.
tbondrage99 Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Hulk Hogan vs. Arron Carter, Ladies and gentlemen I give you your main event to Wrestlemania XI
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Hulk Hogan vs. Arron Carter, Ladies and gentlemen I give you your main event to Wrestlemania XI ...Wasn't Aaron Carter like 6 years old in 1995? Kind of a mis-match.
DerangedHermit Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Hulk Hogan vs. Arron Carter, Ladies and gentlemen I give you your main event to Wrestlemania XI ...Wasn't Aaron Carter like 6 years old in 1995? Kind of a mis-match. It wouldn't be the first time he put himself over 6-year olds... By the way, I'd hulk up and "leg"drop Brooke.
DerangedHermit Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Um...Brooke is 16. Errrrr in 2 years...
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 I guess Hogan doesn't believe in letting his daughter be a whore like most girls these days...not that it's a bad thing...
Guest Stunt Granny Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 One can only hope Brook's career as a singer won't be shadowed by her father's musical career. Otherwise she'll have to sing about swimming with a buddy or being nice to your parents.
Guest Mindless_Aggression Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 How the fuck do you keep a straight face while Hulk Hogan, in full character, threatens to leg drop you? I don't care how much bigger he is than you, that is comedic gold.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Step aisde, oh great Thunderlips. It's time for Brooke to become a woman.
Guest Trivia247 Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 How the fuck do you keep a straight face while Hulk Hogan, in full character, threatens to leg drop you? I don't care how much bigger he is than you, that is comedic gold. Try asking that when you have a overly leathered tanned skin who is Older, Bigger, guy in your face Hulking up and wagging his finger at you.
DerangedHermit Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 How the fuck do you keep a straight face while Hulk Hogan, in full character, threatens to leg drop you? I don't care how much bigger he is than you, that is comedic gold. Try asking that when you have a overly leathered tanned skin who is Older, Bigger, guy in your face Hulking up and wagging his finger at you. Evildoers almost always quake in the presence of the Hulkster......
BHK Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 She looks just like a younger version of her Mother, I remember the documentary Hogan did for A&E and she did a few segments on there. wow. Lets only hope she inherited her Mother's Hair genes. WM XXI: Nick/Aaron Carter vs. Hulk/Brooke Hogan Career vs. Hair
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 She looks just like a younger version of her Mother, I remember the documentary Hogan did for A&E and she did a few segments on there. wow. Lets only hope she inherited her Mother's Hair genes. WM XXI: Nick/Aaron Carter vs. Hulk Brooke Hogan Career vs. Hair The sad/frightening thing is that I wouldn't put that past Vince.
1234-5678 Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Aaron Carter gets his dick wet with every piece of musical jailbait available. I consider this a crime against humanity. I wish a Christopher Reeve-like accident for the talentless nerd. Lets take a trip down to Tampa JAxl. We'll get one of those old style station wagons with the thick, heavy frame, and then pick up some booze. You find out where he is and I'll get drunk and run the station wagon into him. I'll kill the both of you if you do that. Doing that will make the stupid kid a legend. You'll have MTV, Disney and the media saying crap like "He was a child with talent who was on his way to great success in adulthood." Just suffer and wait for the star to burn out. We'll also murder a homosexual prostitute and place it next to him along with a bag of heroin afterwards. That will kill any praise those stations might have given him. Do we have to murder the homosexual prostitute right away?
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Aren't both Nick's career and Hogan's hair both already destroyed, though?
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Correction: Aren't both Carter's careers and Hogans hair destroyed? Which means...HOGAN SWERVES and turns on his daughter!
DerangedHermit Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 One can only hope Brook's career as a singer won't be shadowed by her father's musical career. Otherwise she'll have to sing about swimming with a buddy or being nice to your parents. Look where that got Will Smith.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 One can only hope Brook's career as a singer won't be shadowed by her father's musical career. Otherwise she'll have to sing about swimming with a buddy or being nice to your parents. Look where that got Will Smith. Being in Independence Day, Men In Black series, Bad Boys...I guess he fell back on his acting career.
Guest JohnnySwift Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 I'm just suprised no one has superimposed the fu manchu onto Brooke's pic...
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