If you could have a drink with 3 people

[1234-5678 0]

If you could spend a night bar hopping with three people, living or dead, who would you choose?

 

My list is

 

1. Axl Rose

2. Jim Morrison

3. Dennis Rodman

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

1. Genghis Khan

2. Mary Magdalene

3. Dolly Parton

[1234-5678 0]

I'd be trying to fuck Magdelene. I hear she's a tramp.

[justsoyouknow 0]

John Belushi

Quentin Tarrantino

Ryan Adams

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Jim Morrison

Kurt Cobain

Nicole Ritchie

 

I would have the ability to talk to two of the greatest song writers of the 20th century while having the dirtiest sex ever with Nicole.

[razazteca 0]

Larry Flint

Gene Simmons

Howard Stern

[1234-5678 0]

I would have the ability to talk to two of the greatest song writers of the 20th century while having the dirtiest sex ever with Nicole.

She definitely looks like she could fuck the brains out of somebody.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Jimi Hendrix

Elliot Ness

Hugh Hefner

 

JSYK, please tell me you meant John Belushi.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Yeah, I did.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I would have the ability to talk to two of the greatest song writers of the 20th century while having the dirtiest sex ever with Nicole.

She definitely looks like she could fuck the brains out of somebody.

She also appears that she would be up for anything. She's suppose to be really dirty in bed, but from what most of her close friends say she doesn't just fuck anybody. She's more of a flirt and a tease. Still...I'd get it cause I'm good like that.

[Zack Malibu 0]

She's also currently engaged to American Idol's Justin Guarini.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Bullshit. I demand a source.

[1234-5678 0]

Thanks a lot Zack. I just threw up.

[haVoc 0]

Kurt Cobain

 

Have few beers then beat the fuck out of him.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I read it in one of the recent gossip mags at my aunt's a week or two ago.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Nevermind, Frigid, you're safe. Just found this when I Googled them to see if I could get some info on it.

 

Justin Guarini, who cut off his hair, says he and Nicole Richie aren't engaged.

The wedding registry that suggested American Idol's Justin Guarini and The Simple Life's Nicole Richie were getting married was just someone's idea of a joke, Justin says. He tells the Philadelphia Inquirer (last item) that the news was "hilarious" but is not true. Justin also says that he cut off his massive, shrub-like hair: "I just didn't feel like dealing with it anymore. It's not like it was some big, momentous occasion.... I'm making a lot of changes in my career and the direction in which I'm going."

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Those gossip mags are trash.

 

Although I did recently see one that said the government found a crashed UFO which contained HOMOSEXUAL ALIENS

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Chevy Chase

Bubbles

Gram Parsons

 

yep...

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Eliza Dushku

Eliza Dushku

Eliza Dushku

 

Hopefully by then she'll be drunk and might find me somewhat attractive...

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Those gossip mags are trash.

 

Although I did recently say one that said the government found a crashed UFO which contained HOMOSEXUAL ALIENS

Once again, I simply blame Hoff.

[haVoc 0]

Although I did recently see one that said the government found a crashed UFO which contained HOMOSEXUAL ALIENS

They probably mistaked a bunch of Cubans in a car with ground effects.

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

I always thought Justin Guarini was a HOMOSEXUAL ALIEN.

[Ted the Poster 0]

After seeing at Piss' sig, I really wish I could have put Torgo down as one of my choices.

[caboose 0]

Ayrton Senna

Ghandhi

Robert Plant

[Guest FrigidSoul]

do you mean Robert Plant, formerly of Led Zeppelin, because I've never heard of a Robert Pant.

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

I think he meant Sponge Bob Square Pants

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

Ermest Hemingway

Oliver Reed

Michael Caine

 

Let the drinks roll.

[caboose 0]

Yeah I meant Plant.

 

Damn stupid keyboard skills.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

The three living midgets from the Wizard of Oz....unless they all died.

 

Seriously...I wouldn't know. Some people who can't hold their alcohol so I don't look bad.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Keith Moon

Bon Scott

winston churchill

 

now those are some drunks