The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Everybody saw it coming from miles away. But what happens now? Where do you expect them to go with this? Think of all the possible vignettes this could lead to. Lita in a pregnancy class with Kane watching through the window? Kane and Lita shopping for a crib at Babies 'R Us? Kane coming home to find Lita eating three boxes of ice cream a day? WHAT. WILL. HAPPEN? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TigerDriver91 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Matt Hardy destroys Kane in 20 seconds. Hey, I can dream and laugh my ass off at the same time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Kane will put on sympathy weight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 There really is no plausible way to end this story. Great plot twist though, but it just doesn't work for wrestling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Maybe this time Lita will give birth to a hand, but it will be wearing one of Kane's old gloves you can buy from Shopzone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Jeff Hardy will be the father. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Either that or she gave birth to one of those Hogan dog dolls that's always in the clearance section. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Lita either gives birth to a plastic hand, miscarriages or gives birth to a Kane mask. Or it's revealed to be Matt Hardy's and Lita gives birth to it in 3 months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Jeff Hardy will be the father. That would be a cool twist, but we all know how well Hardy boy feuds go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TigerDriver91 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Yeah, the father could be a fucked up drug addict named Jeff Hardy. Yeah that's a positive sign for mothers. Hahaha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Maybe Matt should just go ahead and plant his seed in Lita literally so that way in 8 months they can have a LEGIT blowoff for once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 The evil side of me WANTS the father to be Jeff Hardy, just so Lita can have to explain how she's not a huge slut for having unprotected sex with at least THREE men in the same period of time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 just three? that's a dry spell for Lita Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted June 22, 2004 The only place I see this angle going is straight to shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 The only place I see this angle going is straight to shit. A little like predicting Germany's gonna loose World War II. It already happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Didn't this angle start in the shitter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Didn't this angle start in the shitter? No...it started in the toilet, but in about 5 minutes everyone shat all over it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wrestlingbs Report post Posted June 22, 2004 What will probably happen: There is no baby. Lita turns heel and reveals that she's in love with Kane (seduced by the dark side) and all of this was a cruel way of hurting Matt. This is, of course, a ripoff of the X-Pac/Torri/Kane wuv triangle back in December of '99. What I want to see: For once, just once, I want a wrestling company to go through with a pregancy angle. All the way. Lita quits wrestling, starts 'showing", and in 9 months "gives birth" to a baby, preferably Matt's, so we don't have to go through more of this Kane crap. No way in hell of seeing this, but I just want to see it happen once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted June 22, 2004 What will probably happen: There is no baby. Lita turns heel and reveals that she's in love with Kane (seduced by the dark side) and all of this was a cruel way of hurting Matt. This is, of course, a ripoff of the X-Pac/Torri/Kane wuv triangle back in December of '99. her reasoning: "They don't call him the BIG Red MACHINE for nothing!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 I kind of feel this angle will result in Lita turning heel and going with Kane, which will be followed 2 weeks later by Lita turning face again as Matt confesses his love, only for Lita to turn heel again 2 weeks later with the return of Jeff Hardy, yet one more turn as face after Jeff turns in contaminated piss and then Lita & Matt end up together, on Velocity. Vince, can I have a job? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 This thread needs a Rudo fan-fiction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
humongous2002 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Lita will give birth to .................... Jeff Hardy and this angle will make as much money and buyrates to the WWE as the other pregnancy angles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Internet Warfare 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 What I dont get is why Lita never took the morning after pill. I also smell heel turn~. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Lita will give birth to .................... Jeff Hardy and this angle will make as much money and buyrates to the WWE as the other pregnancy angles. Not Jeff Hardy. The baby needs a mask, it needs to be insane. Only one man fits this bill. WILLOW THE WISP WILL BE BORN! May god help us all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 The baby will be born being able to use supernatural powers, OMFG!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Jeff Hardy will be the father. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Lita will give birth to .................... Jeff Hardy and this angle will make as much money and buyrates to the WWE as the other pregnancy angles. The father of the baby will be the driver of the Hummer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blade2kxx 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Lita will give birth to .................... Jeff Hardy and this angle will make as much money and buyrates to the WWE as the other pregnancy angles. The father of the baby will be the driver of the Hummer. Who just so happened to be the one who was controlling the briefcase for the McMahons... And he happened to run G-TV on the side as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted June 22, 2004 *Spoilers* I think that that's what WWE wants everyone to think, when the father will indeed be the returning Jeff Hardy, so it seems right now. A Hardy Boyz reunion looks in order, and that could only happen from a Lita heel turn with Kane, which is likely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 What will probably happen: There is no baby. Lita turns heel and reveals that she's in love with Kane (seduced by the dark side) and all of this was a cruel way of hurting Matt. This is, of course, a ripoff of the X-Pac/Torri/Kane wuv triangle back in December of '99. her reasoning: "They don't call him the BIG Red MACHINE for nothing!" But didn't Tori turn on Kane because of everything that happened in that fire? Oh wait, that was more than a week or two ago, so we're not supposed to remember that. My bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
