SWF Storm Card, July 17th!

[the.weej 0]

The Smartmarks' Wrestling Federation Presents...

A VERY SPECIAL SWF STORM! LIVE, SATURDAY JULY 17th, FROM THE SOLD OUT HSBC ARENA IN BUFFALO, NEW YORK!

(5pm PCT, 8pm EST; check local listings)

 

OPENING PROMO: Revolution Zero (Toxxic, Spike Jenkins and Sean Davis)

These three men, in their new alliance, went two-for-three on the last show, which ain't half bad. On top of that, Spike Jenkins laid claim to the SWF Crusierweight title, which both establishes Toxxic's new 'friends' as competitors, and says something about Toxxic's leadership if he can turn Holly into a champion. No doubt these three will have more to say, Toxxic especially about tonight's main event.

 

Card:

 

MAIN EVENT

SINGLES MATCH

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs Toxxic

(Special Guest Commentator: Janus)

Well, you knew this one was coming, eh? Toxxic and Tom Flesher are, to the chagrin of both men, dual number one contenders to Janus' SWF title. The world champ has been back off suspention for a show now, but he has yet to be booked against either man in a defense... and tonight, that remains, as both men fight with the champ on the commentary table.

Rules: Singles match. Janus is strongly encouraged to write as well.

Word Limit: 6001

Send To: Thoth

 

ICTV TITLE BOUT

LANDON'S DISGRESSION STIP

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Johnny Dangerous

Johnny wants nothing more than to permanently cement himself into the uppercard, and Landon wants nothing more than to cement his reputation as one of the best in the SWF. Either could come a lot closer to happening, depending on the winner of this match here.

Rules: Landon's choice. Best speak up fast, son!

Word Limit: 6000

Send To: Grand Slam

 

 

TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT

42nd Street©* (Todd Cortez & The Masked Man) vs Spike Jenkins & Sean Davis

MVS is soaking up some Hawaiin sun, and at the most inoppertune time, as his vacation began just a few shows before a scheduled defense of the tag team titles. Disgruntledly, Todd Cortez has been left to take care of the belts, and whether he likes it or not, he's going to have to defend them. Mercifully, he's been allowed to pick his own partner, the inscrutable Masked Man, as they toe-to-toe with Spike Jenkins and Sean Davis. If they lose, it could very well be Mike's head when he gets back. This story, however, will be no less interesting if Cortez and MM retain...

Rules:

Word Limit: 6000

Send To: Suicide King

* = Not 'official' champions

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ace Lezaire vs Dace Night

Dace Night has made it abundantly clear that he intends to reimmerse himself into the world title scene. However unfortunately, with two contenders lined up and one obvious date looking to be the place and time of the defense, Dace may have to play the waiting game for a while. And if the man he's facing now could have his way, he may never get the oppertunity. Ace Lezaire is desperate for elevation, and a victory over Dace Night would be a damn strong case for another chance at something like the ICTV...

Rules: Singles match.

Word Limit: 5750

Send To: Grand Slam

 

SUBMISSIONS MATCH

Jamie Drazon vs Alan Clark

A certain former hardcore champion's current run has not gotten off quite to the start that he wanted it to. JD has been marred in a cold streak for some time now, and now he's been given the oppertunity to break out of it against another man on a skid, Alan Clark. In many cases, perhaps the stable name "Wayward Sons" couldn't have been more apt... although 'Backward' work count after the amount of bending that's bound to happen in this match.

Rules: The man who gives up to a submission is teh l0se. No rules otherwise.

Word Limit: 5750

Send To: realitycheck

 

FATAL FOUR WAY

USJL TITLE #1 CONETENDERSHIP

"The Icon" Max King vs Munich vs vs Manson vs Ced Ordonez

Ced Ordonez was a surprise opponent for Tom Flesher on last show, and he carries over the momentum against the impressive Max King, and the rather stagnant Munich and Manson. Everyone has a chance to really define themselves from the rest of the midcard heap with a victory here.

Rules: First pin wins; in the case of a countout or DQ, however, that person is eliminated from the match. Only a pinfall or submission will win.

Word Limit: 5000

Send To: Kibagami

 

HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

PI KAPP HARDCORE MATCH

Ryan Dustin© vs Martin "Big Country" Hunt

Hunt earned his shot at the hardcore title some time ago, and now he cashes in against the Real Deal. It's a pretty straightforward kinda' thing.

Rules: The match takes place in the residence of the Pi Kappa Phi fraternity house, meaning if brothers choose to help, then so be it, any weapons go, and first one to catch a pinfall wins.

Word Limit: 4750

Send To: Suicide King

 

SINGLES MATCH

The Birdman vs Andrea Montgomery

Squack. The decidedly odd but none-the-less impressive Birdman debuted last show, and now the tables are TURNED~ as he takes on returning IGNWF verteran, the lovely Andrea Montgomery, in what should be a fun match.

Rules: Singles match.

Word Limit: 4000

Send To: realitycheck

 

SINGLES MATCH

Edward James vs "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart

The hard-nosed, hard-luck Eddy J opens up Storm tonight against Vladimir Everheart, he of the Castlevania-sounding name, in his sophmore effort.

Rules: Singles match.

Word Limit: 3500

Send To: Thoth

Edited July 14, 2004 by realitycheck

[Guest Suicide King]

A very good card I think, even considering that I accidentally booked Z into a corner. Sorry about that Zed.

[Toxxic 0]

Yeah, bitches. Revolution Zero ARE IN THE HOUSE~!

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Can Clark even walk after the Demonstar? I mean, is it physically possible to move after that?

 

Oh, and huzzah for my first matchz0r backz0r.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

He shouldn't be able too. But when has that ever stopped him before?

[Lightning Flik 0]

My revised stats to be up later today, mostly a reconfiguration of the moveset as I think I need to balance it out better.

 

As for the card, nice job to Z for having to deal with the corner King wrote him in and making it look all nice. Great stuff.

[Toxxic 0]

Clark basically no-sold a Rage Unleashed from Janus. If he subsequently no-sells a Demonstar, I move we either eject him from the fed or hunt down Alan Clark (all five of him - seriously Rando, do you need FIVE different versions of the man?) and make him ultimate protector of the world, cos the guy has to be near-Superman invulnerability.

 

[Rando - this is a hint to SELL]

 

Meanwhile, let's all watch Flesher school my arse.

[Lightning Flik 0]

I've got opening match, however there is a promo before it. Therefore, I don't need to do the opening credits and just go something like this:

 

"MY HERA~! REVOLUTION ZERO WAS TOTALLY BAD ASS IN THAT LAST SEGMENT~!"

 

"Cyclone... It just happened five minutes ago. It's not like we are some federation that has to hit it home with a replay thoroughout the show about what they said. If the people missed it, tough luck."

 

And no, that isn't what I was going to use, just an example of what I meant.

[Guest Ghetto Bird]

IGNWF?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Hey...the RU was a mistake. I take full blame for it.

 

 

But I feel it is utterly STUPID that TWICE Alan Clark has been the victim of moves that should for all intents and purposes be saved for high profile matches and other such things.

 

I used the OTD on Maddix as a one time thing...but now I feel like I should just walk around hitting it on random people just for the hell of it, even though in kayfabe it is nearly if not just as powerful as the RU or the Demonstar.

 

Hell, Ced never used it because he never had a reason to. I know that I no-showed, but even a storyline reason of "Janus sending a message to Toxxic and Flesher" is barely acceptable.

 

Sorry for the venting, I expected a "normal" head drop like the ADF II, not a legend killer like the Demonstar. I shouldn't even be booked on this show for going through it.

 

 

Oh, and as for Toxx's "five person" comment, that's really stupid too. Bloodshed has appeared twice since last year, once during the promo for the HVT match, and once against Dace. That's it. Apostle hasn't been around ANYWHERE. Don't even get me started on the Disney stuff.

 

Alan is simply who he is now and i'm keeping him that way. I only listed them in my stats as a bit of history, and in case there was ever a storyline down the road where it would be acceptable to go back into them. I don't see that happening.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

*brings the hate!*

 

Spike, Sean, our tag stats are in my stats post, for what it's worth.

[the.weej 0]

IGNWF = Internet Generation Network Wrestling Federation. The fed was based on IGN.com before it moved here.

 

And Rando... I personally believe this move was entierly justifiable for a variety of reasons, not the least of which being that it isn't anywhere on Janus' movelist, and using wrestling logic, it's not as powerful as when Kibagami would be preforming it.

 

And before you say anything, it makes sense for Janus to be able to use the Demonstar, on the theory that Janus' MPD and his entire violent personality is the result of Kibagami -- a fact that is occasionally glossed over, as Janus hasn't relied too heavily on his character background for angles. Furthermore, as far as I'm concerned, it makes sense for him to break out the move in the match he's in; a two-on-one that forshadows his upcoming title defense, which is likely to be a three way, against entierly untrustworthy and conniving opponents. In winning the match, he not only displays the raw power and hatred that Tom and Toxxic are going to have to contend with in the future, but he gets pinfall using the most feared move in SWF history, which sends a very clear message and further reaffirms the fact Janus is utterly incapable of showing mercy.

 

As for the fact that Clark's gotten the short end of the stick twice, well, that's an unfortunate coincidence.

 

-Z

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Thanks Z... I apologize for getting bent out of shape about it, but it just seemed odd. Thanks for the clarification and I wish Janus would delve more into the character background, as it seems to be quite intriguing. I know he has before for certain stretches, but the character in itself is one of the deeper characters in the fed, and that is something that I always like to see.

 

 

 

Now I just have to figure out how to write with a flimsy neck.

[King Cucaracha 0]

I call 'opening promo but right after Toxxic and his band of merry men obviously'.

 

I also have to re-write my promo, as I expected the stipped match to be at Ground Zero. And I have to change my planned stip, as I don't fancy a 6,000 word Ladder Match.

 

No problems I guess.

[Secret Agent 0]

But for this show the stip will be?

[Guest Ghetto Bird]

IGNWF = Internet Generation Network Wrestling Federation. The fed was based on IGN.com before it moved here.

Is there any way that I can read some of Andrea's old stuff?

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Well, IGN boards went Insider-only, so you'd have to pay. But, I suppose I could PM you some old matches, if I can find them.

 

Also, I wrote a single match as Kid Cools in the JL, which I think was for Wrathapalooza. It might give you a feel for my style, if nothing else...

 

I'll go look for those matches.

[King Cucaracha 0]

But for this show the stip will be?

PMed.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

but even a storyline reason of "Janus sending a message to Toxxic and Flesher" is barely acceptable.

Thanks for explaining Psychology to me, Rando.

 

 

 

"When dropped on your head, complain about how it doesn't make sense storyline wise."

[King Cucaracha 0]

...seriously though, what does Janus hitting one of the most deadly moves in the fed kayfabe wise on Clark, who he has nothing to do with feud wise, do for either man really?

 

Sure, Janus looks bad-ass and kewl because he can use big moves.

 

Meanwhile, Clark gets booked in a submissions match the very next show and has everyone on his case about selling. Seems a little back-asswards to me. How the hell is Rando supposed to write himself to win the Submissions Match without everybody getting on his back (AGAIN) about how 'unrealistic' it is.

 

Hell, I wouldn't have been too happy either if it was me.

 

Then again, it's been 'bash Rando month' around here since that promo which everyone took to seriously, so I guess it's ok.

[Dace59 0]

Zed has said why Janus should have hit the move and why it makes sense.

So Rando's got some crap booking to deal with, he can try to work around it. Come up with a range of ways to make the match work. You managed it against JD in the Boiler Room Brawl.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

Bash Rando Month? Rando wrote a promo that made people angry?

 

When did we start needing reasons and shit?

 

K.

[Toxxic 0]

But then again, this is an e-fed. Janus can write what he wants. If the match wins, then you have to blame the booker if you feel that it was 'unrealistic', 'overkill' or whatever. And if it won as a no-show, you have to blame the no-showing party or parties for not showing.

 

I could get a match against Clark and write myself to seriously maim him. I could write myself to press slam Janus. Against a decent match, those matches would lose. Against a no-show, they'd win.

 

Now Clark has a submissions match. Clark's submission offence is tailored to the legs, so it's not like he's going to be straining his neck much trying to lift people over his shoulders. Sure, he has a weak point - but in order to win any match you have to believably write yourself negating your own weakpoints and playing up your strengths.

 

To this argurment, I also add what Z wrote.

[King Cucaracha 0]

I understand all that and have no problem with Janus writing the ending that he wants to write. And yeah, it's Rando's fault for no showing.

 

I can still see why Rando wasn't happy though.

 

Still, I don't wanna end up arguing over it so I'll leave it at that.

 

 

You managed it against JD in the Boiler Room Brawl.

 

*mugs for camera*

 

Damn straight.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Whenever I ran into something like the Rando thing - which admittedly wasn't too often - I just played the underdog even more. When Thugg used to do the occasional random promo attack, the people who came off best afterwards were the ones who did the same, or at least just ran with it in one direction. Clark is a heel now if I remember correctly, so just come out with a neck brace, stumble through the match, and cheat like a voracious dickbag. Or pretend to be injured all over, but really be faking on a few parts. You can be busted up and still be sneaky, or even still by psycho/no regard for your own well-being if that's how you swing.

 

Potential in every mishap.

[Lightning Flik 0]

Um, Edwin. When did Clark turn heel? Did I miss it at some point?

 

Edit: Why the fuck did I think King wrote the above message? Too much school work I swear.

Edited July 13, 2004 by Lightning Flik

[Toxxic 0]

He remembers incorrectly.

[Guest Suicide King]

I think it is just best that we all hate each other. Bastards.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

I've always advocated this, but people have seemed reluctant to follow through.

 

You surly motherfucker, you.

 

K.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

*thinks about Edwin's idea*

 

 

...if Clark was a heel, I'd probably try it. Since he isn't, well... i have my ideas.