The Official What I think You Look Like

[Guest croweater]

Are you from SA Spiney?

 

I am and when I came over to live in Tassie I got completely ripped on for sounding posh and up myself.

 

Words like example and graph and dance and ect, where I pronounced the 'a' like 'are' instead of ....... the other way.

[Ultra Violence 0]

*bursts into tears after having post ignored*

*punches you in the face for crying like a little bitch*

*reconsiders life choices and starts making bombs and soap from fat stolen from a lyposuction clinic *

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

*bursts into tears after having post ignored*

*punches you in the face for crying like a little bitch*

*reconsiders life choices and starts making bombs and soap from fat stolen from a lyposuction clinic *

*farts twice*

[spiny norman 0]

Are you from SA Spiney?

 

I am and when I came over to live in Tassie I got completely ripped on for sounding posh and up myself.

 

Words like example and graph and dance and ect, where I pronounced the 'a' like 'are' instead of ....... the other way.

I'm from Sydney. I've been to SA twice. I don't think I would go again by choice (in fact, I've been everywhere bar Tasmania).

 

But yeah, when I've gone overseas people think New Zealander, Pom, American etc. I guess I don't really have an accent at all.

[Guest netslob]

Netslob is egg shaped, if eggs had sagging bellies and titties. He's bald or has a crew cut, has questionable hygeine, and stinks up joint when he shits, so that it's noticeable to people in the house but not in the bathroom. Stretch marked and greasy, he's got swarms of tiny ingrown hairs, pimples, and whiteheads all along his upper thighs and upper arms. The insides of his legs are galded, and the shmegma is plentiful in the folds between his testes and thighs and gut. Thick brown pubes and axillary hair.

good god...have we ever met and i just didn't know it?

[Guest croweater]

Are you from SA Spiney?

 

I am and when I came over to live in Tassie I got completely ripped on for sounding posh and up myself.

 

Words like example and graph and dance and ect, where I pronounced the 'a' like 'are' instead of ....... the other way.

I'm from Sydney. I've been to SA twice. I don't think I would go again by choice (in fact, I've been everywhere bar Tasmania).

 

But yeah, when I've gone overseas people think New Zealander, Pom, American etc. I guess I don't really have an accent at all.

Don't bother coming down here unless

a. you wanna go bushwalking

b. you're into surfing

 

or

c. you want to be cold and bored.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Your subtitle should be "I eat crows, that's what I do!" again, croweater. That made me laugh.

[Guest croweater]

CHANGED!!!!!!!!

 

but only because it matches the avatar. Nat's is lookin' a bit peckish.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Spaceman Spiff has short fairly curly hair

No.

that is never sitting quite right.

Mostly correct.

It's brown with light areas,

Yes, no.

he sunburns easily, but has tan limbs.

No, yes.

His nails are bitten to the quick,

No.

and he's somewhat skittish, if totally unassuming and inconspicuous.

No, yes, yes.

He always wears a hat.

No.

[Dangerous A 0]

Someone go ahead and guess what I look like.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I only had 2 or 3 overall misses in there. Far more direct hits. Someone who's bored and devoted to me should make a spreadsheet detailing my accuracy.

[Adam 0]

Dissapointing analysis of me AoO, got it almost all wrong. Just goes to show what happens when you don't think about it.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Gosh, I just looked in the mirror and yes, I'm Michael Palin. I owe you a coke.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

This was probably the best thread I ever made. I'm re-opening it to people I skipped or new folks. The two best descriptions were Patrick and Hoff, in that order.

[BUTT 0]

Me.

[NYU 0]

I don't think I ever did this the first time around. So, me.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I wonder if my description's changed a bit.

 

Definitely not dark all over, though. I tend to stand out a lot more now, and I have more friends.

 

Which, of course, will probably all change once I move to Portland.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Me, me! Drescribe me please!!

[Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster]

If you want to, me. If you don't, I don't fucking care.

[Guest Felonies!]

I got skipped over, I guess, but I could've sworn Agent assessed me with something. He said I'd die of being old.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Kotzenjunge is a young Woody Allen on meth. Always going on about something, and moving his hands crazily, he is "go go go" even if he's lazier than hell about certain things, which his family calls him out on quite a bit. Physically speaking, he is totally normal, with a hairy belly which will just get rounder and hairier with age, though he'll do his best to hide it.

 

He'll meet a firecracker of a girl who will want to fight constantly, and get very frustrated when Spoon goes off topic. He'd make a great addict if he could pursue any one thing for a length of time.

 

As age strikes him, he'll slow down a bit and become more jaded. He'll have a kid with the firecracker girl, a daughter who won't like him, or her mother, or her middle name. Patrick will split from his wife over irreconcilable differences, but it won't kill his spirit. He'll do the job thing for a while, and some weeks before his 40th birthday, the midlife crisis will hit him like a ton of bricks when he falls madly in love with a Mediterranean 22 year old student of his. They'll wander off to Europe after a creepy courtship that both families will disapprove of, and they'll dance on the beach with their redheaded son who will turn out to be a marvelous tenor.

Yeah, this was 2004 me to a T. I don't know about now, since I've lost 20 pounds and put on some muscle since. I've also chilled out a great deal. The part about meeting (and totally falling for like a sap) a girl who's always giving me crap and wanting to fight is spot on.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Sure, why the fuck not?

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Go for it.

[Annabelle 0]

Banky has some part of his hair that's totally unruly. With the right gel, some freckles, and a checkered shirt, he'd be a good Alfalfa when he was a lad. This is a microcosm of his always wanting attention. Banky's Id is the guy behind the sportscasters at the college. Drunk and jumping up and down and giving the finger with a big "BANKY" T-shirt, and BANKY written on his chest underneath it for when he takes it off.

 

Banky is in decent physical condition. He has the sit-down gut, which is common among beer drinking men his age. He, like Bruiser, is Mr Contrary, and will say that my analysis is wrong, when it's really more correct than he'd care to admit.

 

He's kept afloat only by having an idea where the line is, and crossing it only when people really aren't noticing. First Impression: Intentional Sore Thumb, personality wise. Trying too hard to look good, when he's not that cute, appearance wise.

 

in retrospect, this hurts.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Yes

[Sideburnious 0]

Me too please.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Ah, this oughta be interesting. Me por favor.

[The Metal Maniac 0]

Do it up.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Sure, why the fuck not?

 

Lord of the Curry has slightly long hair the color of sand. He's thin but not fit, and has a coughing sort of percussive laugh. Most of his features are pointy; ears, nose, chin, cheekbones. He's like a canadian elf on dope. He's a small man in stature, and will get his ass handed to him bad by some drunken moron over a misunderstanding with a girl. He'll have a scar over one of his eyes to show for it for the rest of his days.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Ah, this oughta be interesting. Me por favor.

 

Muggy looks like that fucking tool in your english class that you want to slap. He makes unfunny jokes and is oblivious to the fact that the people around him don't like him. If he ever has a kid (10% chance) the mother will then leave and win custody. At age 45, Muggy will have hair like Lyndon Johnson and work in insurance.