Your pubic region:

[Guest Vitamin X]

I was watching this show last night with my girlfriend where this old lady on that channel Oxygen gives out sex advice. And I mean, an OLD lady too, there's a certain comedic value with the show that comes with Loveline-quality calls at times. There was a girl who had asked this question about shaving her pubic hair, and she had an interesting response.

Were Big Show and Tom Selleck there?

No.

 

It's actually a Canadian talk show (or it seems to be since most of the calls are from there) and it's called Sunday Night Sex Talk with Dr. Sue Johanssen. I think.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

So my brutal and disgusting crotch rot stench that can be smelled from 10 feet away could help me get laid?

 

Fuck I better get moving before the bars close.

I have no idea why I think you are Scott Keith in cyber disguise, but I do. Weird.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Just to be clear... when you guys talk about shaving above the penis, you don't mean bald...right?

I shave the whole works. Anything directly genital, the hanging gardens, and the thigh-junk ithsmus.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

I take it he had a fairly fragrant crotch area then Banky?

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I er...think this is a Yank thing...

[Murmuring Beast 0]

This thread is frightening.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

How can some of you tolerate having pubic hair? That's fucking disgusting.

[spiny norman 0]

How can some of you tolerate not having pubic hair? That's unnatural.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

But it's more comfy.

[spiny norman 0]

No, it feels pre-pubescent. This way there's a great hairy cushion.

[Guest Nanks]

I'm totally curious about shaving my nuts and just the bit of thigh AoO referred to, but nothing more than a trim above the gear. The hesitation I have is that I've always shaved my face with an electric razor and am therefore inexperienced with the manual blade. The idea of a blade guided by a novice hand around my balls is not appealing. Advice?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

It's not nearly as hard as it sounds. The nads are a little tricky, but the cliff face should be a fairly flat, well-managed area unless you happen to be obese, in which case there could be some overflap. I remember you being some skinny drunkard from some picture though, so just do this sober, and you should be fine.

 

First, trim the excess if you're starting this Amazonian. If you're already somewhat groomed, skip this and go ahead to step two.

 

Using your thumb and forefinger, extend locks of pube straight and out, so you can get near the surface with a small pair of grooming scissors, or else give yourself a good once over with some guarded clippers, and then do that for the strays. Brush yourself off, and make sure your groin, hands, and implements are clean, because no one likes mixing bacteria, razors, and your genitals.

 

Step 2: Lather up whatever you want to shave with some kind of moisturizing shaving foam or gel, unless you're really hardcore and just use soap. I find my undercarriage to have fairly sensitive skin, which I imagine is the case in many guys. Be quite liberal in the application, but don't obscure anything.

 

Step 3: Get the razor sharp blade in your dominant hand, lift your dick up, grit your teeth, and pressing no harder than you would on your carotid artery, make a smooth downward stroke on your scrote. Clean the blade frequently, and continue to do so on all fronts. Tighten up the skin on Mr. Happy, and very lightly, shave the unit. Unless you're dramatically hairy, or have a horsecock, or both, this shouldn't take long. No need to hurry, though.

 

Also, when shaving your under-nuts start at the back and come forward, up, and over. This ensures the facade is smooth, and you're not blindly swinging the blade towards your taint.

 

4. Finish the framework with the help of a mirror.

 

Take it easy, use a new sharp blade, keep your eye on the balls, and don't fear the reaper.

[Star Ocean 3 0]

I was watching this show last night with my girlfriend where this old lady on that channel Oxygen gives out sex advice. And I mean, an OLD lady too, there's a certain comedic value with the show that comes with Loveline-quality calls at times. There was a girl who had asked this question about shaving her pubic hair, and she had an interesting response.

Were Big Show and Tom Selleck there?

No.

 

It's actually a Canadian talk show (or it seems to be since most of the calls are from there) and it's called Sunday Night Sex Talk with Dr. Sue Johanssen. I think.

Didn't anybody get the reference?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

For the 19 people who voted "neither," seriously, you should start doing it if you care to have an active sex life.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

They're probably European. Imagine their hirsute women.

[Guest tigerdrivah91]

1.5 all over with the side and saks trimmed.

[Guest KJ Brackish]

I was watching this show last night with my girlfriend where this old lady on that channel Oxygen gives out sex advice. And I mean, an OLD lady too, there's a certain comedic value with the show that comes with Loveline-quality calls at times. There was a girl who had asked this question about shaving her pubic hair, and she had an interesting response.

Were Big Show and Tom Selleck there?

No.

 

It's actually a Canadian talk show (or it seems to be since most of the calls are from there) and it's called Sunday Night Sex Talk with Dr. Sue Johanssen. I think.

Didn't anybody get the reference?

OF course we got the reference. I mean they all can't be that dumb can they?!?....................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Checks which website this is....................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh goddamn. They CAN be that dumb. That sucks. Well, it was funny d00d.

 

KJ

[Australian Pride 0]

I went with the neither option, because i never have trimmed/shaved, but that may change around October when i get married. I'm thinking my fiance may want me to do it in return for her going Brazilian before our honeymoon. Decisions, decisions.

[MrRant 0]

I've trimmed to keep it from being a jungle down there but I don't shave it all off.

 

Something about taking a M3 razor down there scares the bejezus out of me.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I once used my straight razor down there on a dare by a chick. I only keep that thing around for nostalgia, really. That was tricky business.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Neither as of yet, but we'll see how things look in a few more years. My puberty period was delayed, short, and very ineffective as proven by my ridiculously girly voice. So I haven't had to worry about that sort of thing as much as you normal people do.

 

The most shaving I do is an electric razor to the face, which seems to have no problem regrowing there fairly quickly. I can't imagine having blades that close to the vital lower organs.

[Guest Montana]

I've never gave any thought to shaving down there but now that I've read this thread and all the opinions on it, I am shocked by the amount of people that actually do this (I thought there was only a small minority that did).

 

I am thinking about giving it a go myself, but I will have to get over my worries of slicing my sac open and my balls falling out on the floor out of my mind before I put a blade anywhere near there.

[Just John 0]

I doubt you'll do that with a safety razor.

 

I perfer trim, myself.

[Shooting Star 0]

I would never shave my pubes i remember when i was 10 and they started growing it made me so happy, they are like my children.

[Sass 0]

Shaved.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I am thinking about giving it a go myself, but I will have to get over my worries of slicing my sac open and my balls falling out on the floor

Yeah they just fall right out

[MrRant 0]

Shaved.

You've ruined your image of a hairy, sweating lumbering Raider Fan now.

[Sass 0]

I'm still a sweaty and (less) hairy Raider Fan. Lumbering I like.

[Guest Ray]

Where is the "pluck" option on the poll?

[Guest Paul H.]

Shave although I would perfer to leave to it alone.