I saw a celebrity today...

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

So I was at London Drugs in my local mall just checking shit out with the girlfriend, and who do I see? A tall, surprisingly slender, hideous beast working in the cellphone area with the name tag Scott K. I saw this person, and said, I know him. I thought and I thought and I thought - and it hit me.

 

Scott Keith!

 

He is not nearly as portly as I had assumed. Rather tall with a monsterous haircut that defies all laws of physics. I think he saw me snickering to myself. Thats alright. I couldn't wait to share this with my cyber friends as my girlfriend surel;y would never understand the hilarity of what I had just witnessed.

 

Oh man, I feel like going back to introduce myself. I feel all bad ass for telling you all this. I saw Scott Keith! Who wants to touch me?!

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Wrestling nerd.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Wrestling nerd.

His celebrity has transcended the cyber wrestling community, as even those who used to be wrestling fans, know who he is - and especially - what he looks like. He's almost a legend.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I made eye contact with Kevin Bacon at a painfully hip chain clothing store in NYC. Suck on that.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I made eye contact with Kevin Bacon at a painfully hip chain clothing store in NYC. Suck on that.

Intentionally or unintentionally, Kevin Bacon plays the sleaziest and slimiest cinematic characters. Well besides Mickey Rourke atleast.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I also saw Thandie Newton walking along the street. She's as hot in person, believe me.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I also saw Thandie Newton walking along the street. She's as hot in person, believe me.

Lets take this conversation back to the ranch - ie. Scott Keith. Don't try to hijack my shit again.

 

PS. Thandie is extremely hot. Oh yea.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Ask about his girlfriend.

 

How he gets a hookup and I can't is a great human mystery.

[Guest SP-1]

Banky's so humble.

 

We all know he's the real celebrity in Canada.

[DerangedHermit 0]

OMG SCOOTER! GET HIS AUTOGRAPH IN BENWAH SPOOGE!

 

...er, nevermind.

[Nevermortal 0]

OMG SCOOTER! GET HIS AUTOGRAPH IN BENWAH SPOOGE!

 

...er, nevermind.

It's funny's cousin, not funny

[Nevermortal 0]

OMG SCOOTER! GET HIS AUTOGRAPH IN BENWAH SPOOGE!

 

...er, nevermind.

It's funny's cousin, not funny

And that post looked to be funny's step-father, the board cliche.

[The Mandarin 0]

This post is funny's autistic stepson that he only visits twice a month.

[MrRant 0]

I suggest next time you bait him with a Charleston Chew on a string into the parking lot and beat him.

[Slayer 0]

Did he ask to touch your weiner?

[bob_barron 0]

I took Holly Hunter's ticket today. She saw the Bourne Supremacy

[Cran Da Maniac 0]

WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT SCOTT KEITH HERE!

[Art Sandusky 0]

I suggest next time you bait him with a Charleston Chew on a string into the parking lot and beat him.

That would work on me. Those are GOOD.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I suggest next time you bait him with a Charleston Chew on a string into the parking lot and beat him.

I told you, HE ISN'T FAT.

 

He's tall and ugly with a disgusting haircut.

 

I could lure him in with hair gel, maybe.

[Krankor 0]

What was Mr. Scott Keith wearing in the ways of clothing? We all know he is such a fashion mogul.

[geniusMoment 0]

I am surprised he needs to work, what with all those book sales.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

He might not be all that tall if he was behind the counter. A lot of places have the behind counter space elevated so the cashiers can eagle eye shop lifters.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Wow, you guys are crazy.

 

A. He was wearing work clothes; white shirt, black pants.

 

B. He wasn't behind a counter, he was just walking around. But he may not have been THAT tall, his hair was at least 2 inches off his scalp.

 

Hey Scott, if you're reading this, PM me, maybe we can hook up and talk shop. Know what I'm sayin'?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Get a picture together.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Get a picture together.

I am both shocked and awed by Scott Keith, I wouldn't even be able to fathom what words would slip out of my mouth in the heat of the moment.

[The Ill One 0]

Get a picture together.

I am both shocked and awed by Scott Keith, I wouldn't even be able to fathom what words would slip out of my mouth in the heat of the moment.

...By the hair? Or just by him? Either way a picture would be funny.

[BX 0]

Walk up to him and say, "Hi, you're Scott Keith, right? Could I have my picture taken with you?"

 

At this point, his ego will be lifted momentarily. Send it back to the depths of hell with the following line..

 

"Okay, if you'll just slip on this armband and put on this fake mustache..."

 

Then slap him across the face and say, "WDI for LIEF, BITCH."

[redbaron29 0]

Wrestling nerd.

Oh yeah....well...I got to have dinner with Chris Beniot...

 

YAH!!! Im the king o wrestling nerdz work rate yo!!

 

 

Seriously why does it not surprise me the Scooter is workin in some shop at a mall.

[The Thread Killer 0]

Walk up to him and say, "Hi, you're Scott Keith, right? Could I have my picture taken with you?"

 

At this point, his ego will be lifted momentarily. Send it back to the depths of hell with the following line..

 

"Okay, if you'll just slip on this armband and put on this fake mustache..."

 

Then slap him across the face and say, "WDI for LIEF, BITCH."

 

Okay...that's freaking funny.

 

I say WDI should start some sort of fund to raise enough money to get Banky to do that, and film it.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Silkk the Shocker once came in to my Blockbuster to rent a movie, forgot what he rented. Tall guy.

 

I also met Jamie Foxx at a comedy club on Sunset Blvd., saw Martin Lawrence and Tom Cruise (at seperate times) at sushi bars also on Sunset Blvd. and had an extended conversation with Sinbad once on New Year's Eve in Las Vegas.

 

What is it with me and meeting black B-list celebrities?? Well, not Tom Cruise, but I didn't meet him.