Storm Comments

[Guest Horse hockey!]

Awesome opening promo. Toxxic says some stuff, I say some stuff, Dace comes out and says some stuff. Dace better watch out, he's got two out of three Rev0s with their eyes on him.

 

Opening match came off pretty good. Congrats to Cross.

 

Candace is undefeated. This is true, but not for long, I assure you. First person to fairly beat Candace gets five grand! I'm up for that!

 

VERY interesting promo from Andrea. I'm curious to see what she has for Masked Man. Loved the MacGuyver reference.

 

No James vs. Spike here. Proves disasterous with a promo later on that needs the match to reference!

 

Vlad/Ace promo, looks like something reminiscent of Kane/Jericho. Maybe it was supposed to, I don't recall the coffee fearing freak incident exaclty, heh. Looks like something could come from this. I had to laugh at Ace's attempt at Norwegian. Exploding nipples? Awesome.

 

Johnny confronts Landon for a rematch. Read the other board promos and Johnny's setting up to take on all the evil in the SWF, alone. Good luck, buddy. Rev0 is here to stay!

 

More Rev0, by the way. Spike hates Tom. Then, Tom is in the ring babbling about something and here comes Sly! He gets the title shot instead of Spike? What's up with that?

 

Manson comes out to gloat about winning the USJL title, but gets caught off guard by King. This attack reminded me of Tonya Harding's brute attacking Kerrigan. Nasty stuff.

 

Mark and Toxxic talk a bit. Mark tries to tell Toxx not to be too smug, but it's too late for Toxx. He knows what he's doing, Stevens! Really.

 

And last but not least, Mark vs. Duran. Mark puts up a hell of a fight, but finally gets counted out, giving Duran his return win. I could feel the heavy-heartedness at the end of the match. Everyone wanted Grand Slam to win. :-(

 

Good post-PPV show. I meant to have something in there, but heh. Oh well. You'll live without it.

[Guest Suicide King]

Allow me to let everyone in on a secret. That was Grand Slam's match that won, but he wrote himself to job. What a trooper, eh?

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

That so? Horning in on my racket, eh Mark? It's not enough that you have to be the oldest?

[Sly 0]

More Rev0, by the way. Spike hates Tom. Then, Tom is in the ring babbling about something and here comes Sly! He gets the title shot instead of Spike? What's up with that?

For anyone that missed it, I *am* the number one contender to the title.

[Guest Evolution]

Allow me to let everyone in on a secret. That was Grand Slam's match that won, but he wrote himself to job. What a trooper, eh?

Yeah, his match better conveyed the fact that he's been gone for two years than mine. I wrote it like a regular match, when it really wasn't. Kudos to Mark on his match, it conveyed a better story than mine.

[Justice 0]

Eh, my bad on the last two promos after GSMS's match. My internet went out, so I couldn't get them out in time. Thanks to Thoth and Zed for actually posting them after the fact, especially after the shitty day I had.

[janusd 0]

Scanning the show now, quite a good showing from everyone.

 

I GOdrea for her crazy promo antics. EBONY~!

[Guest Aecas]

Very very nice promos all around and Grand Slam shows us that he still has it even if he wrote to job He's still got it DAWG.

 

And I second the marking out for Drea's promo

[King Cucaracha 0]

The word 'madness' comes to mind, because that's what that show was. In the best possible way.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

More Rev0, by the way. Spike hates Tom. Then, Tom is in the ring babbling about something and here comes Sly! He gets the title shot instead of Spike? What's up with that?

For anyone that missed it, I *am* the number one contender to the title.

But I am the last champion. So I should get the title shot first, beotch.

 

 

And my match is up.

[Sly 0]

More Rev0, by the way. Spike hates Tom. Then, Tom is in the ring babbling about something and here comes Sly! He gets the title shot instead of Spike? What's up with that?

For anyone that missed it, I *am* the number one contender to the title.

But I am the last champion. So I should get the title shot first, beotch.

 

 

And my match is up.

And I was the champion before you, and never recieved a return shot... so what's your point?

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Sly, Sly, Sly. You must learn that Spike does not think before he types something and posts it. We've all pretty much gotten past it. In time you will, too.

 

Yay for Storm and stuff!!

[Ace309 0]

And I was the champion before you, and never recieved a return shot... so what's your point?

RETURN MATCHES ARE A MYTH.

 

THANK YOU, COME AGAIN.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Hell yes... Did I ever get a return world title shot when I lost it... awe damn, hasn't happened yet.

[Toxxic 0]

Opening promo from me and Dace, w00t.

 

The debut match from David Cross - and I have to say, looking good. Slightly suspect with the momentum reversals with little selling, but pretty solid.

 

Candace in-ring promo. Well done to rile up the crowd, the only thing I'd say is that Riley's heel-love should allow him to support Candance and Frisco.

 

Andrea's promo. This is fucking AWESOME, and I apologise for not being able to come up with any more stupid locations for her. If you're going to do a silly promo kids, then THIS is how it should be done. And may i say that Drea and Masked Man would make a LOVELY couple.

 

And now, Spike's match. I have to say, I alternatively laughed and winced. It seems kind of low to make fun of the Boy Scouts in a match... but then again, they're not writing to defend themselves. Still, Spike wins and uses a vamped up version fo Flesher's Ego Trip to do it. Uh-oh...

 

I like Vlad's promo - again, great comedy - but would Ace really say 'knave'? nevermind - his Norweigan is, um, interesting. looks like we have a feud brewing, and that can only be good.

 

Landon promo. Got to give it up for Landon, he's great. Unlike Johnny's new entrance music, which is halfway between amusing and cringeworthy. Nevertheless, we now have a match setup with NO Card Enterprise interference, which should be interesting. I'm still backing Maddix to win though

 

And SPike's promo - I really like this one as well, Spike shows good intensity (it's the lack of weed, y'know). And then Flesher's confronted by an ANGRY~! Austin Sly. And he names faces to get a face pop... hm... interesting.

 

MANSONOCITY! he's back, he's motivated, he's a face and he's STILL CHAMP! But Max King comes out and attacks him, and we have another feud going down. Ex-cellent!

 

More to come after my computer stops burning.

[Dace59 0]

Bah, it's just as hot and muggy today as yesturday. But at least I was busy with something yesturday.

 

Opening Promo:

Toxxic and Rev-0 have a nice big ego trip between themselves and such til Dace comes down to run his mouth. We have tension building people. Things will be happening.

 

Opening match:

New guy and a sort of n00b. Face paced match to start with, with some desc here and there, filling in some of gaps with similes rather than straight up description but it's better than nothing. It stays fast paced as it moves from spot to spot, back and forth without selling. Still, a fun opening match and shows what both guys can do and makes them both look strong in some ways.

 

Promo:

Candace and co running their mouths about Candace being the SWF's only undefeated superstar, even after two matches. Makes the wrestling around the world joke and mises a line. And 5 grand is offered for the first person to beat her...interesting.

 

Promo:

Andrea checks into the Hotel which seems to be full of the SWF crew. She's planning something as she orders out for some flashy stuff from the hardware store. Like some mad cartoon she drills into the ceiling and makes a drive for TMM's room...to spy on him? It's more mad comedy with directions around the arena from some stagger. Nine rooms to hold the theme song computers people. Back into the ceilings and she just drops in on Ebony. Finally spies TMM only to turn and bolt.

 

Match:

Lots of stupid ass jokes as Spike just pisses about with this one. Lots of dodgy sound effects of jokes at other people's exspenses, etc, etc. Spike you poor poor fool.

 

Promo:

Vlad and Ace run into each other backstage. Much comedy and misunderstandings happening. Comedy all round on this show it seems.

 

Promo:

Now it's Landon Maddix how's out running his ego about beating Johnny. And mocks him about his sportsmanship and such. Dangerous comes out, breaking out all his old Super Spy stuff to some cheesey pop music. Johnny's been begging with Zenon and he's got himself a match against Landon with Card Enterprises banned from ringside. More build up people.

 

Promo:

Rev-0 meeting backstage about Spike's match against Eddy J. Spike lays down a challenge to Flesher over the Crusiserweight Title and wants to put it all on the line. And Flesher gains overness form walking. Flesher comes out to the ring, calls Spike and bitch and such. The Sly comes out. Flesher threatens to pawn of the CW title because he's heel damn it.

 

Promo:

Manson comes out to celebrate his USJL title defence til Kelly comes out and runs her mouth, leading to a King attack, beating Manson down and taunting him.

 

Promo:

Grand Slam is out backstage when Toxxic comes up and runs his mouth, because he loves his ego. Normal Toxxic ego trip just to stir up some of the past between the two.

 

ME Match:

Grand Slam and Duran are both back in the ring after quite some time. Sort intro and the match is underway. Duran over powers GSMS having lost less of his step. Duran just runs a quick ass kicking before Grand Slam makes a hero face comeback without selling. Duran matches his knee and goes back with another beatdown. Grand Slam with another hero come back and Duran cuts him off again and dumps him over the ropes. BFT on the outside and a knee to the head agaisnt the steps. Duran wins by countout. Decent beat down the re-turnee match even if it lacks selling between the spots.

 

Promo:

MVS is out and there's still cries that he got jobbed to a girl. He wants his tag title belt back from TMM because it's his apprently. TMM hands the title over, only for Birdman to run in and attack MVS, along with Andrea. An unknown breaks into the ring to even the score, followed by Judge F'n' Mental! Gavel Bang to MVS, 42nd Street leg it with the tag belts. Some back history from Judge and talk about what's been going on with him. And finally, not being able to wrestle, he's brough us a trainee...interesting.

 

MOTN:

 

Grand Slam vs John Duran (pretty much by default but still)

[King Cucaracha 0]

IT'S THE FLESHERWEIGHT TITLE!

 

Seriously, that's the wittiest thing I've come up with all year. Don't no sell it.

[Ace309 0]

That's a sign we need LESS LOSER LANDON.