Justice Posted August 14, 2004 Report Posted August 14, 2004 Judge, I know you're looking at this and I love you, man, but if I don't get stats for your guy soon, he's going to be wearing a worm costume to the ring, and I'll be doing a prematch vignette where the Birdman eats him. Thanks. Going up right now...
Guest Suicide King Posted August 14, 2004 Report Posted August 14, 2004 You know, perhaps we should let Thoth and TNT book as a team for a show, and just watch the carnage unfold.
Sly Posted August 14, 2004 Report Posted August 14, 2004 I noticed Strangler is booking the next show, and I mark for that. Oh... and expect a promo of some sort out of me. (Oh no! Austin is doing something with the fed! Has hell frozen?)
5_moves_of_doom Posted August 14, 2004 Author Report Posted August 14, 2004 You know, perhaps we should let Thoth and TNT book as a team for a show, and just watch the carnage unfold. ... *stares bitterly at King*
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted August 15, 2004 Report Posted August 15, 2004 Eh, Mark strikes me as a stand-up kind of guy; I wouldn't worry... Late night for him, though; hopes he clears it with his chain of command to stay up past taps...
Toxxic Posted August 15, 2004 Report Posted August 15, 2004 You know, perhaps we should let Thoth and TNT book as a team for a show, and just watch the carnage unfold. If that happens I'm jumping with the title to the OAOAST and proclaiming myself 'The Real World's Champion'. WHOOO, bitches.
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted August 15, 2004 Report Posted August 15, 2004 What's that? Toxxic's next title defense will be against Flesher at Wembley, you say? Huh? And King will be at ringside, you say? - Dub "Wha? Huh? I didn't say screwjob! Err, uhm... BACON SANDWICH!" Cee
Ace309 Posted August 15, 2004 Report Posted August 15, 2004 If that happens I'm jumping with the title to the OAOAST and proclaiming myself 'The Real World's Champion'. Luckily, the ontological status of the World Title is spotty at best.
Toxxic Posted August 15, 2004 Report Posted August 15, 2004 What's that? Toxxic's next title defense will be against Flesher at Wembley, you say? Huh? And King will be at ringside, you say? - Dub "Wha? Huh? I didn't say screwjob! Err, uhm... BACON SANDWICH!" Cee I can see it now. The Wembley screwjob... Right, so instead of turning up in the OAOAST as world champion I instead go in on a massive contract, fade into midcard obscurity before being injured when Landon's jobber kicks me in the head. I'll then write (semi-justified) shit about Flesher and King for years in The Sun, and always be rumoured for Genesis but never actually show up.
Guest Fire and Knives Posted August 16, 2004 Report Posted August 16, 2004 Since I'm not totally sure who to be yelling this at: HEY SOMEBODY BOOK LEVY FOR STORM THANKS K.
TheBostonStrangler Posted August 16, 2004 Report Posted August 16, 2004 No, I don't think I'll be doing that.
TheBostonStrangler Posted August 16, 2004 Report Posted August 16, 2004 You can't fire me! Because I am................ BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest Fire and Knives Posted August 16, 2004 Report Posted August 16, 2004 Goddamn it. I can't fire Batman, can I? Damn it. You're suspended indefinitely. K.
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted August 16, 2004 Report Posted August 16, 2004 You just lost your salary Kibs suspending Batman is like banishing beer... It's just not good business.
ChrisMWaters Posted August 16, 2004 Report Posted August 16, 2004 How about turning Batman into a kid? Would that be good enough punishment? [sorry, I got a kick out of this week's JLU episode.]
TheBostonStrangler Posted August 16, 2004 Report Posted August 16, 2004 Regardless of my status as Batman, a quick note: I will be at the Red Sox game tonight, so I won't be back until sometime between 11PM and midnight. I'll arrange the show right after that, then make up a card for you ingrates. Remember to send all booking requests to me, and if there's anything you guys are looking for, just let me know. The more, the merrier. Oh, Z, send me a roster. Because if you don't, I'm going to book with a much smaller roster (aka GOdrea vs. Tom 8 different times).
Guest Suicide King Posted August 16, 2004 Report Posted August 16, 2004 I sent you the most current roster Teebs.
Toxxic Posted August 16, 2004 Report Posted August 16, 2004 Basically it's the current stats list minus Chance Silver, Rob Gilbert and Petey. And Strangler, on the small chance you forgot my booking request, skip to the end of my overlong promo for a reminder. (Just making sure)
TheBostonStrangler Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Don't worry, it's been taken care of. Toxxic/Chris Wilson/El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Thugg/Axis/Jamie Bjork has been put onto the card.
Guest Suicide King Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 And don't forget the special guest referee!
The Ill One Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Nah, I'm still alive with intentions to show.
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