5_moves_of_doom 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2004 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF SMARKDOWN, MONDAY, AUGUST 16TH, LIVE FROM THE AMERICAN WEST ARENA IN PHOENIX, ARIZONA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SUMMER!! WHEW!! (5:00pm PCT, 8:00pm EST; check local listings) Send marked matches, promos, etc. to TheBostonStrangler (note: I’m not sure whether or not I can mark next Friday or not. I plan on finding out tomorrow, and if I can, I’ll take a match from one of the two or three people pulling double duty tonight. If I can’t… well, I tried to balance it out as much as I could.) SIX-MAN MAIN EVENT OF DOOM!! The Masked Man, Mike Van Siclen, and Todd Cortez vs. Andrea Montgomery, The Birdman, and Justin Bowers ~ Wow. Is this zany or what. Masked Man/MVS/Cortez is something that I just don’t want to get into right now, but to say the least, there are several possible directions that this match could go in, and no matter what, someone’s feelings are bound to get hurt. On the other side of things, the Birdman delays his Hardcore Title shot in order to team up with Andrea here, as well as… Justin Bowers? Huh, how the hell did he get into the Main Event? As I said, zany. Rules: Normal six-man stuff. Two men in the ring at once… count-outs/DQ’s are in effect but not heavily enforced… we just throw everyone together and hope that it doesn’t turn out to be too much of a clusterfuck. Word Limit: 7000 Marker: chirs3 SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE WACKINESS!! ”The Superior One” Tom Flesher vs. Sean Davis w/ Special Guest Ref: “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins Tom Flesher has what Spike Jenkins thinks he rightfully deserves. Male genitals. But on another note, he also has the SWF Cruiserweight Title around his waist. That also slightly ticks off Jenkins. That said, seeing as how this fed is ALL ABOUT being FAIR… we’re having Tom do battle with Jenkins’ tag partner, and making Spike the guest referee! MAD WILD CRAZY MADNESS~! Rules: Well, we’ll just see what Spike’s definition of “rules” is. Spike can write if he wants to. Word Limit: 6000 Marker: Grand Slam SUBMISSION MATCH!! OH MY!! Landon Maddix vs. Ace Lezaire ~ Hrm, only one man will continue to impress us higher-ups here in the SWF after tonight, and the other won’t just lose… he’ll tap out. Rules: No DQ’s. No Count-Outs. But in order for a man to win, he must make his opponent tap out INSIDE the ring, and in the center, to boot. Rope breaks can’t be enforced, really, but if a man taps out and he’s touching the ropes, it means jack-shit, so it’d be smart to apply your Crazy 8 Indian Venus Fly Trap Death Lock Mach 4 or whatever you’ve got up your sleeve as far away from the ropes as possible. Word Limit: 5700 Marker: Kibagami RECOVERY MATCH!! Dace Night vs. Johnny Dangerous ~ Both men lost their respective Lockdown matches, which is a downer, but tonight, they’ll both be given the chance to get back on track!! A win here for Johnny would be particularly impressive. Up until his loss on Lockdown, he was on a semi-roll and on his way to the SWF upper-card… and what could possibly help him continue that roll more than a clean win against the fed’s resident Hardcore King? Rules: Standard. How boring. Word Limit: 5500 Marker: chirs3 USJL TITLE MATCH!! “The Corona” Vladimir Everheart vs. Manson© ~ Vlad won a shot at Manson’s title on Lockdown. He cashes in immediately. Fighting is fun and all, but fighting for GOLD is an entirely different shindig. These two are out for blood, and the USJL title. Now kill each other already. Rules: The usual batch. Word Limit: 5500 Marker: Thoth HARDCORE BOUT!! Jamie Drazon vs. Candace ~ Candace is deadly. She is beautiful. She is young, talented, and has two men escort her wherever she goes. So far here in the SWF, she’s undefeated. Her entrance theme is even a David Bowie song, for Christ’s sake. Yup, you could easily say that Candace is bound to go far here in the SWF. So what should we do for her second match, you ask? PIT HER AGAINST THE HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKING GOD JAY DAWG JAMIE DRAZON IN A HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKING MATCH AND WATCH HER BLEED!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DIE, CANDACE, DIE!!!! …*cough* Sorry. …Uhm, make us proud, Candy. Rules: There are none. Deal with it. Word Limit: 5000 Marker: Thoth FOUR-MAN THREE-PHASE ELIMINATION MATCH!! Ryan Dustin vs. David Cross vs. Edward James vs. Nathan Xavier ~ Floundering wrestlers a-go-go here, as far as I know. A win for any of these men (especially Cross or Xavier, the n00bz) could bump them up a notch on the SWF card. Rules: Alright, this is how this shit goes down. Four men start out in the ring at the same time. Disqualifications and Count-Outs are in full effect. One man is eliminated by being disqualified, pinned, counted out, or by submitting, and he returns to the backstage area, leaving the three remaining competitors behind. At this point, the count-outs rule is dropped, and wrestlers can be pinned anywhere in the arena. Once one more competitor is pinned, leaving two men left, the disqualification rule is dropped. So with the last two men left, there are no rules, and they’re free to roam about to bludgeon each other with aluminum bats or whatever. Perhaps a bit complicated, but eh, I was bored, and I’m sure you’ll survive. Go at it, boys. Word Limit: 5000 Marker: Suicide King OPENING SINGLES MATCH OF DEATH!! Ced Ordonez vs. "Grand Slam” Mark Stevens ~ Your standard singles match to start out the show. Except this one has an ex-referee and Bemani Cross Wizard against a former world champion and hall of famer. You don't even want to know what the line is down in Vegas. Rules: Standard-osity. Word Limit: 4000 Marker: Kibagami Edited August 12, 2004 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaertos 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2004 No match for me? I am a sad panda... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2004 I've edited you in, Mark, as I've forgotten to note that Martin Hunt is currently on haitus. Whoocha. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2004 No match for I? Ah, fudge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2004 THOSE WRITING MANSON/VLAD! Please have Max King/Kelly at ringside! He has a vested interest in this match, because he despises Manson right now. Especially since he's not on the card. Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted August 12, 2004 Duly noted then Mr. King. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2004 So...is my match for the title or not? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2004 No match for me? I am a sad panda... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaertos 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2004 Well, now that I have a match, I am a happy panda! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2004 ^ GSMS~! ^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2004 "Is Charlie Matthews there? This is 'Grand Slam' Mark Stevens of the SWF!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ghetto Bird Report post Posted August 12, 2004 Oh shit, the main? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5_moves_of_doom 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2004 So...is my match for the title or not? Not this time, Landon. A win here could still impress, though. For the record, you were originally booked in the ME in a non-title match against Toxxic, but then I realized that Toxxic was not able to be booked and we had an ME already planned. But yeah, sorry it's not a title match, I just sort of forgot to even think about that, and I'd feel kind of weird changing the match now that I have. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tonights Highlite Report post Posted August 13, 2004 Floundering = me? Allow me to officially say, 'not any more'. Internet is finally, somewhat stable. The creative juices are flowing and I'll not be no-showing this match. P.S. I won't impress, if I get a win here TNT? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2004 So...is my match for the title or not? Not this time, Landon. A win here could still impress, though. For the record, you were originally booked in the ME in a non-title match against Toxxic, but then I realized that Toxxic was not able to be booked and we had an ME already planned. But yeah, sorry it's not a title match, I just sort of forgot to even think about that, and I'd feel kind of weird changing the match now that I have. It's no problem at all...especially as the stip isn't in my favour. Just double-checking more than anything because there was nothing about 'Non Title' on the description. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2004 For the record, you were originally booked in the ME in a non-title match against Toxxic That's a damn money match - two of the top heels in the fed? i'm thinking that has to be PPV. No way do we give the humanoids that much reason to hate two wrestlers for free. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2004 That's also bad booking from the point it's better off saving it til one of you is face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2004 Hey, at least it didn't happen. More by luck than judgement, still, but never mind. I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, LANDON... *strokes white cat with metal hand* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2004 You tea drinking Brits don't scare me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2004 Landon, if you really want I can drive the 100-ish miles to your house and drench you in the stuff. Now shut up, COUNTRY TRAITOR! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted August 13, 2004 Just keep telling yourself that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2004 ....... America Rules! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2004 ....... America Rules! *looks Spike up and down* Really? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2004 Pfft. You drink tea. We drink Starbucks. Honestly, who is the better country? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2004 I think you just answered your own question there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2004 *drinks his tea* ..... what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2004 Tea sucks. You wanna try that Lucozade Hydro Active water... ...boy, did this thread go off topic or what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5_moves_of_doom 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2004 (edited) *drinks his Starbucks* ...I can't believe I paid $5 for this. And hey, I guess in real wrestling heel vs. heel = sheer death, but as far as the SWF goes there have been many, MANY "money" evil on evil matches in the past, so the heel vs. heel thing really wouldn't stop me. It especially won't stop me at the PPV. EDIT: *looks over card* In hindsight though, this card IS rather heel vs. heel heavy. Uhhh... Thoth did it. Edited August 13, 2004 by 5_moves_of_doom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2004 Incidently, since I BROKE THE CURSE~! of the SWF Title, I call opening promo. Prepare for an announcement that will rock the fed to its core and pave the way for a new era of opportunity. Alternatively, I might gloat for five minutes. We'll just have to see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2004 Judge, I know you're looking at this and I love you, man, but if I don't get stats for your guy soon, he's going to be wearing a worm costume to the ring, and I'll be doing a prematch vignette where the Birdman eats him. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
