The OAO "Will Orton Actually Get Over?" Thread

[Guest Staravenger]

Just joining the thread.... what is stopping Lita from simply saying no? I mean, if she says no then the person conducting the ceremony can't marry them, right?

She signed a contract to marry the winner of Kane/Matt. Kane won. She can't say no.

[JoeDirt 0]

You know, it's friggin stupid enough that the dude is getting married in his wrestling garb.

 

but does he have to be all decked out complete with Elbow Pads, and wrist tape.......cmon man...jesus

And sadly, that's not even CLOSE to the dumbest part of this angle.

[Guest Fook]

Just joining the thread.... what is stopping Lita from simply saying no? I mean, if she says no then the person conducting the ceremony can't marry them, right?

An independent thought! THAT'S NOT ALLOWED!

::Pushes Independent Thought Alarm::

 

Now all we need to do is remove all that coloured chalk...

[The Czech Republic 0]

Yes LooseCannon. Yes.

 

He also has to come out to his music

[Guest EugeneMark]

I think JR should be Kane's best man

[The Czech Republic 0]

New Edge music?

[Guest Staravenger]

Time for Fudge vs. Chris Jericho...

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Well, didn't Randy Savage kinda get married in a modified version of his own ring attire?

 

Wasn't watching wrestling at the time, so don't know.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Why is BBCW still posting?

[Downhome 0]

This is the perfect time for Edge to turn.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

New Edge music?

It's been the old music for about a month.

 

The liscensing ran out on the other theme, I'd guess.

[AndrewTS 0]

Hopefully HHH will quote a metal god, to follow up his Ozzy Classic paraphrase a while ago ("that belt is my religion and my law!").

[LooseCannon25 0]

Anyone notice during Edge's entrance, when they panned to the crowd, that noone was reacting in any way or even paying attention. wow

[jester 0]

Weird. Lawler seems to be pumping up Jericho, and JR is defending Edge.

[razazteca 0]

This match need to go 45 minutes without any commercial interruptions soccer style.

[Guest Anglesault]

I'm a couple minutes behind on Tivo. Why is Kane singing Billy Idol music?

[Guest EugeneMark]

Hopefully this won't be another Billy and Chuck publicity stunt designed by Rico

[Exslade ZX 0]

This match need to go 45 minutes without any commercial interruptions soccer style.

Not if it's anything like their last match.

 

And anyways...that's gone already lol..

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

This match need to go 45 minutes without any commercial interruptions soccer style.

you lose

[LooseCannon25 0]

Knowing WWE's stupidity, they are gonna do a turn in this match....but it'll be Jericho turning heel. The crowd would STILL boo Edge afterwards

[razazteca 0]

damn you JR, damn you to hell.

[Guest Quik]

I still haven't been to Taco Bell since they introduced the new value menu.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Kane should make Lita get married in Katie Vick's cheerleader outfit. You know, just to bring Kane's many episodes of Wrestlecrap full circle. I know it was sold on eBay, but that's never stopped WWE before.

[jester 0]

I'm a couple minutes behind on Tivo. Why is Kane singing Billy Idol music?

He just quoted White Wedding at Lita in a backstage bit. HE didn't sing it.

 

Though that would rule. Or if he sang "Dancin' With Myself."

[JoeDirt 0]

I'm a couple minutes behind on Tivo. Why is Kane singing Billy Idol music?

He just quoted White Wedding at Lita in a backstage bit. HE didn't sing it.

 

Though that would rule. Or if he sang "Dancin' With Myself."

They need to copy Pro Wrestling Guerrilla and have a show that is WWE: The Musical~!

 

[Exslade ZX 0]

Kane should make Lita get married in Katie Vick's cheerleader outfit. You know, just to bring Kane's many episodes of Wrestlecrap full circle. I know it was sold on eBay, but that's never stopped WWE before.

That's actually what I thought he was pulling out.

[Steviekick 0]

I still haven't been to Taco Bell since they introduced the new value menu.

It's pretty good, but the cheesey potatoes is a rip off, even though its only a dollar.

[Exslade ZX 0]

I'm a couple minutes behind on Tivo. Why is Kane singing Billy Idol music?

He just quoted White Wedding at Lita in a backstage bit. HE didn't sing it.

 

Though that would rule. Or if he sang "Dancin' With Myself."

They need to copy Pro Wrestling Guerrilla and have a show that is WWE: The Musical~!

 

Oh god..we don't need that in the RAW thread again.

[Guest Staravenger]

Or if he sang "Dancin' With Myself."

I think him doing a tap dance would be a lot funnier. He's already been ruined about 600 times in the last 2 years, how much damage can a little dancing do?

[Guest Quik]

I'm a couple minutes behind on Tivo. Why is Kane singing Billy Idol music?

He just quoted White Wedding at Lita in a backstage bit. HE didn't sing it.

 

Though that would rule. Or if he sang "Dancin' With Myself."

Will Matt run out with a boombox blaring "Shock the Monkey" to profess his undying love for Lita?