The OAO "Will Orton Actually Get Over?" Thread

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Triple H is stealing Ole Anderson lines when Sting got turfed from The Horsemen. Great...

Well, he isn't totally ripping it off... just making an homage.

[The Czech Republic 0]

YOu can't say "do the right thing" on Spike TV! You'll get sued!

[jester 0]

For Christ's sake HHH, stop saying "YOU SEE" over and over.

 

And just shut up in general.

[LooseCannon25 0]

Great camera work focused on HHH with FLair laughing goofingly in the back

[Exslade ZX 0]

Yes, evo music.

 

he even has the Evolution vid package..

[Slickster 0]

Orton gets the Evolution entrance, oddly enough.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

And Orton STILL comes out to the Evolution theme.

[Steviekick 0]

He keeps the theme! He showed them!

[NYU 0]

HHH: Make a choice, Orton. MAKE A CHOICE!

 

JR: WHAT'S ORTON GONNA DO, BAH GAWD?!

 

*The lights slowly turn out*

 

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me

 

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt

So sexy it hurts

And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan

New York and Japan

 

 

And I'm too sexy for your party

Too sexy for your party

No way I'm disco dancing

 

I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I do my little turn on the catwalk

 

 

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car

Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my hat

Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

 

I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I shake my little touche on the catwalk

 

 

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

 

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I shake my little touche on the catwalk

 

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat

Poor pussy poor pussy cat

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me

 

And I'm too sexy for this song

 

TSM: OHMYGOD!! DAT IZ DE PERFECT SONG!!

 

*Splooge*

[Guest Fook]

Orton still gets Evolution music.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

Uh-oh - here comes the "I am Evolution" promo.

[Guest Quik]

HHH made Randy Orton?

 

He comes out to the Evcolution theme and video. WHoot whoot.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Keep the song, change the lyrics.

[Mrnoitaull 0]

Man , I get tired of Triple H and these "we're the only two that exist on earth now" speeches.

 

It's now to the point where, you heard one of H's shoots, you've heard them all.

[AndrewTS 0]

"You make your own destiny."

So HHH is an atheist?

Probably, but that could just mean he's not a Calvinist.

[Downhome 0]

What type of shape is Orton's dad in these days?

[Steviekick 0]

And Orton STILL comes out to the Evolution theme.

It would be cool if he started his own Evolution, with Shelton Benjamin...

 

Then just revert HHH's group to the Horsemen, because 4H merch would sell well.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Orton and HHH aren't hot enough for jester. He needs Benoit's scraggly, yet disciplined ficve o' clock shadow to get HIM off.

[iliketurtles 0]

Orton is so pinning Triple H tonight.

[Guest Staravenger]

If we get the Finger Poke of Doom (HHH winning of course), I will never watch RAW again.

[Steviekick 0]

If WWE really hated us, we'd be treated to a finger poke of doom.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

SULLIVAN, MY SON!

[The Czech Republic 0]

Randy's gonna cry

[Mrnoitaull 0]

I see a ram to the face

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

lol

[Mrnoitaull 0]

Man, did he save up for that one or what !!!!!

[iliketurtles 0]

That was cool shit.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Meh, I don't care what anyone says..I actually like this promo..

 

And that was one hell of a lugy..that was like a bottle of water full..

[Steviekick 0]

That was a hell of a spit.

 

I'm really starting to like Orton.

[Guest Staravenger]

Orton just spat a big loogy in HHH's face! That was great, we want instant replay!