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So if Nidia is supposed to be all Puerto Rican and stuff,

 

THEN WHY DOES SHE HAVE A FREAKING SOUTHERN ROCK THEME??

You obviously don't know much about PR, then. :P

 

They like Samba, Hispanic cultural music, rock, and other common musics.

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So wait, Nidia speaks spanish....is announced form being from Puerto Rico.....yet, they stick her with some good ol' fashioned trailer park trash rock. Smaaaaart

So Puerto Ricans can only listen to salsa? (or something like that) >_>

 

Man, talk about stereotypes

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This match is reminding me of the one thing I miss most from the Attitude era:

 

The guaranteed "accidental" nip slip every third or fourth women's match.

 

Edit: And as soon as I say that.......

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NEXT WEEK ON RAW:  Lita and Nidia will be found in the back with a Hooked on Phonics starter kid.

Starter Kid: "Repeat after me: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."

Lita: "Teh rain in Shpain fallsh mainly on the suffle."

*Starter Kid sighs*

Kane: "FIX HER! FIX MY WOMAN!"

They then do a genetic test and find out that Lita is related to the Hardy's, thus explaining why she shares the same genetic speech impedement that Jeff has. Matt has a good laugh about it, they buy Kane some cargo pants, Jeff builds something out of aluminum foiol, and they all go back to NC and become one big happy family.

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So wait, Nidia speaks spanish....is announced form being from Puerto Rico.....yet, they stick her with some good ol' fashioned trailer park trash rock.  Smaaaaart

So Puerto Ricans can only listen to salsa? (or something like that) >_>

 

Man, talk about stereotypes

She could have her song be off the new Terror Squad album...7

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Wow guys, it's the third night where Triple H has guranteed that it's the end of Eugene.

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NEXT WEEK ON RAW:  Lita and Nidia will be found in the back with a Hooked on Phonics starter kid.

Starter Kid: "Repeat after me: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."

Lita: "Teh rain in Shpain fallsh mainly on the suffle."

*Starter Kid sighs*

Kane: "FIX HER! FIX MY WOMAN!"

They then do a genetic test and find out that Lita is related to the Hardy's, thus explaining why she shares the same genetic speech impedement that Jeff has. Matt has a good laugh about it, they buy Kane some cargo pants, Jeff builds something out of aluminum foil, and they all go back to NC and become one big happy family.

I can just imagine Matt, Lita, the baby, Kane, Jeff Hardy and one of Jeff's "Alumininummies" going into Old Navy.

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This match is reminding me of the one thing I miss most from the Attitude era:

 

The guaranteed "accidental" nip slip every third or fourth women's match.

 

Edit:  And as soon as I say that.......

I heard "wardrobe malfunction" but saw no "nipple"

Neither did I, I was too busy typing and not watching. I just assumed from what I heart...

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Why is the ramp gone?

Due to a decline in revenues, the WWE is sad to announce the termination of its business relationship with the Ranch. "He's been a solid performer these last few years, BAH GAWD. If only people bought more JBL merchandise he'd still be here," said an irate Jim Ross.

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What? Wardrobe Malfunction? Where?

Yeah, I missed it, too. :angry:

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So wait, Nidia speaks spanish....is announced form being from Puerto Rico.....yet, they stick her with some good ol' fashioned trailer park trash rock.  Smaaaaart

So Puerto Ricans can only listen to salsa? (or something like that) >_>

 

Man, talk about stereotypes

She could have her song be off the new Terror Squad album...7

I'm Puerto Rican, idiot. You ever hear Triple H come down the ramp to Snoop Dogg, or the Rock come down the ramp to guns and roses? Theme music should fit the character.

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NEXT WEEK ON RAW:  Lita and Nidia will be found in the back with a Hooked on Phonics starter kid.

Starter Kid: "Repeat after me: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."

Lita: "Teh rain in Shpain fallsh mainly on the suffle."

*Starter Kid sighs*

Kane: "FIX HER! FIX MY WOMAN!"

They then do a genetic test and find out that Lita is related to the Hardy's, thus explaining why she shares the same genetic speech impedement that Jeff has. Matt has a good laugh about it, they buy Kane some cargo pants, Jeff builds something out of aluminum foil, and they all go back to NC and become one big happy family.

I can just imagine Matt, Lita, the baby, Kane, Jeff Hardy and one of Jeff's "Alumininummies" going into Old Navy.

Only if they're all strung out on heroin, and then go next door to do their food and clothes shopping at Target.

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NEXT WEEK ON RAW:  Lita and Nidia will be found in the back with a Hooked on Phonics starter kid.

Starter Kid: "Repeat after me: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."

Lita: "Teh rain in Shpain fallsh mainly on the suffle."

*Starter Kid sighs*

Kane: "FIX HER! FIX MY WOMAN!"

They then do a genetic test and find out that Lita is related to the Hardy's, thus explaining why she shares the same genetic speech impedement that Jeff has. Matt has a good laugh about it, they buy Kane some cargo pants, Jeff builds something out of aluminum foil, and they all go back to NC and become one big happy family.

I can just imagine Matt, Lita, the baby, Kane, Jeff Hardy and one of Jeff's "Alumininummies" going into Old Navy.

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