The OAO Raw IS Diva SearcHHH thread

[Exslade ZX 0]

Can someone rename him Captain Fucking Obvious.

 

What I mean is that because of no major announcements or major developments that are obvious to happen, this Raw won't get a big rating, instead a 3.7 or something.

Meh..that might even be to high, who knows.

 

But I mean come on we still have the SEATTLE SLUGFEST~!

[The Czech Republic 0]

Douche! DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE!

 

 

Once again, Lilian Garcia can't do her job

[iliketurtles 0]

E&C vs. Jericho/HBK.

 

Me likely.

[The Czech Republic 0]

WHAT THE HELL? A BROOM CLOSET?!?

[Guest fanofcoils]

Yep Evolution vs Orton, that sounds like the main event, so this Raw is headlined by Orton, which sucks, this is just as bad as 2003 Goldberg.

[iliketurtles 0]

Why do I have a feeling that Carmella is going to start going all "I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU" on one of the divas?

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Isaiah 30:1

 

"Woe to the rebellious children," says the Lord, "who take counsel, but not of Me, and who devise plans, but not of My Spirit, that they may add sin to sin"

[Guest Quik]

Are we reliving every posting gimmick in the history of this board?

[The Czech Republic 0]

Ah, this was quite a good WWE Raw, when I say LOL, I actually mean I laughed out loud...

[JN News 0]

E&C vs. Jericho/HBK.

 

Me likely.

What?

[Guest fanofcoils]

we still have the SEATTLE SLUGFEST~!

 

That is the only thing I looked forward to this Raw.

[DMann2003 0]

Douche! DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE!

 

 

Once again, Lilian Garcia can't do her job

"From Calgary Alberta Canada, BRET 'HITMAN' CLARKE"

 

O wait I'm sorry that was Michael Buffer on Nitro

[The Czech Republic 0]

Are we reliving every posting gimmick in the history of this board?

Yes, like I said, we're touchin' 'em all.

[Guest Quik]

I would makr out like a bastard if Carmella put a pocketknife to Amy's throat over a leather jacket, and screamed "I could fucking kill you!"

[Exslade ZX 0]

Are we reliving every posting gimmick in the history of this board?

Yes.

 

Basically. Was described as to why a few pages back

[CanadianChick 0]

E&C vs. Jericho/HBK.

 

Me likely.

What?

Speculation, since Edge is returning in 4 weeks or so.

[Guest Quik]

Chris Benoit, I mean Chris Jericho, hitting a forearm...

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Man the "Divas" really looked like cracked out skanks there. Big shock I know.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Hey, The Best Of One & Only Raw is better than a Tomko match, I am sorry.

[DMann2003 0]

Yep Evolution vs Orton, that sounds like the main event, so this Raw is headlined by Orton, which sucks, this is just as bad as 2003 Goldberg.

But not as predictable as 2004 fanofcoils

[Exslade ZX 0]

I would makr out like a bastard if Carmella put a pocketknife to Amy's throat over a leather jacket, and screamed "I could fucking kill you!"

[LooseCannon25 0]

Douche! DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE!

 

 

Once again, Lilian Garcia can't do her job

"From Calgary Alberta Canada, BRET 'HITMAN' CLARKE"

 

O wait I'm sorry that was Michael Buffer on Nitro

I remember once he called DDP "Diamond Dylan Pain"

[DerangedHermit 0]

I think Vince McMahon did a better legdrop than Sabu would have done on Hogan.

What do you think of Vinnie Mac's aerial skills?

[The Mandarin 0]

2004: Batista's Pimpin' Odyssey

 

Batista:  HAL, give me my wrestling attire.

HAL: I can't let you do that, Dave.

Batista: What? ..alright, give me my Evolution t-shirt and a pair of jeans.

HAL: I can't let you do that, Dave. This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

Batista: Now HAL, just what am I going to wear?!

HAL: Put on these dress pants and a metrosexual dress shirt.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I would makr out like a bastard if Carmella put a pocketknife to Amy's throat over a leather jacket, and screamed "I could fucking kill you!"

Carmella Abbotthony

[Exslade ZX 0]

The Nova promo.

 

Bet most of you all just love this...

[RHR 0]

And to think...I decided to work instead of going to this crap.

 

Time + 1/2 or Kaaaaaahhhhhhnnnnnnneeeeee???

 

Easy choice.

 

 

BTW...if Goldberg came back, and formed a Face team with Orton...could they be....

 

 

SENSIBLE SNAFFLES??

 

Smell the merchandise sales.

[DMann2003 0]

NOVA with Bodydonna 2004!

[JN News 0]

E&C vs. Jericho/HBK.

 

Me likely.

What?

Speculation, since Edge is returning in 4 weeks or so.

Cool

[The Czech Republic 0]

The sound doesn'tr sync up