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I've started smoking.

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My change bowl was full of quarters, so I wasted $4+ of em on a pack of delicious Marlboro Menthol Lights. I still am just a bar smoker though, and doubt I will go back to buying em regularly. All day at work today I didn't think of having one, so I guess I am ok.

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What brand? No matter what kind it is I'm going to make fun of you for it.

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What brand? No matter what kind it is I'm going to make fun of you for it.

Marlboro Menthol. It was like smoking toothpaste, and I loved each and every lung cancering moment of it.

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Menthols. The nonsmoker's cigarette.

Screw that ... it's the 'don't want to share half my pack with a bunch of strangers' cigarette. I smoked Marlboro Reds from the day I started until I moved to Colorado for college ... and then noticed that I was giving away 5-10 smokes per pack. So, I switched to the only type of cigarette that I knew wouldn't be popular in cowboy country: Newports. No self-respecting cowboy would smoke a 'black man's cigarette' so I went from giving half my pack away to MAYBE giving away one. So many times someone would ask for a smoke only to see the green box, and say "thanks but no thanks ... how the fuck do you smoke those things?!?"

 

/nl5: likes buying cigarettes for himself, not the world

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I'd more or less given up on regular cigarettes—I simply don't like them—though I had a Camel the other night after a friend insisted a cig goes really well after weed. He was right.

 

Still, unless I'm drinking (or high), I just can't bother. Cloves are nice, however, but they don't lend themselves to chain smoking.

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Screw that ... it's the 'don't want to share half my pack with a bunch of strangers' cigarette.

 

Silly question:

 

Why not just tell people to fuck off when they ask for a smoke?

 

I mean, if it bugs you enough to switch brands, you'd think you'd just stop doing it.

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