Nevermortal Posted September 20, 2004 Report Posted September 20, 2004 Don't ask me why, but I did. I fucking love tobacco, and I can only hope this leads to cancer of some sort.
1234-5678 Posted September 20, 2004 Report Posted September 20, 2004 My change bowl was full of quarters, so I wasted $4+ of em on a pack of delicious Marlboro Menthol Lights. I still am just a bar smoker though, and doubt I will go back to buying em regularly. All day at work today I didn't think of having one, so I guess I am ok.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 21, 2004 Report Posted September 21, 2004 What brand? No matter what kind it is I'm going to make fun of you for it.
Nevermortal Posted September 21, 2004 Author Report Posted September 21, 2004 What brand? No matter what kind it is I'm going to make fun of you for it. Marlboro Menthol. It was like smoking toothpaste, and I loved each and every lung cancering moment of it.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 21, 2004 Report Posted September 21, 2004 Menthols. The nonsmoker's cigarette.
nl5xsk1 Posted September 21, 2004 Report Posted September 21, 2004 Menthols. The nonsmoker's cigarette. Screw that ... it's the 'don't want to share half my pack with a bunch of strangers' cigarette. I smoked Marlboro Reds from the day I started until I moved to Colorado for college ... and then noticed that I was giving away 5-10 smokes per pack. So, I switched to the only type of cigarette that I knew wouldn't be popular in cowboy country: Newports. No self-respecting cowboy would smoke a 'black man's cigarette' so I went from giving half my pack away to MAYBE giving away one. So many times someone would ask for a smoke only to see the green box, and say "thanks but no thanks ... how the fuck do you smoke those things?!?" /nl5: likes buying cigarettes for himself, not the world
Giuseppe Zangara Posted September 21, 2004 Report Posted September 21, 2004 I'd more or less given up on regular cigarettes—I simply don't like them—though I had a Camel the other night after a friend insisted a cig goes really well after weed. He was right. Still, unless I'm drinking (or high), I just can't bother. Cloves are nice, however, but they don't lend themselves to chain smoking.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 21, 2004 Report Posted September 21, 2004 They're actually worse for you.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted September 21, 2004 Report Posted September 21, 2004 Oh, I know. I once had four in a row; by the end, my mouth was numb and my lungs felt full of grit. I generally stick to a couple every few days.
The Metal Maniac Posted September 21, 2004 Report Posted September 21, 2004 Screw that ... it's the 'don't want to share half my pack with a bunch of strangers' cigarette. Silly question: Why not just tell people to fuck off when they ask for a smoke? I mean, if it bugs you enough to switch brands, you'd think you'd just stop doing it.
1234-5678 Posted September 21, 2004 Report Posted September 21, 2004 It's the smoker's code to support one another. At least for those of us who are not cheap.
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