Guest CronoT Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 What are your favorite Spaceballs lines? My personal favorite is the one at the end of the movie, where Darth Helmut, Colonel Sanders, and the President land on the "Planet of the Apes" Earth in the Mega Maid head: Ape 1: "What's that?" Ape 2: "Spaceballs!?" Ape 1: "Oh shit, there goes the neighborhood."
starvenger Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 Geez, where do you start? I'll just rattle off a couple: "We can't see shit!!" - Spaceball combing the desert with a pick. No wonder he became a Vulcan... "She's going from suck to blow!"
Jericholic82 Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 How about "The rader has been jammed!" -actual jam pours out of the screen helmet tastes it "rasperry! theres only one man who likes that....Lonestar" "Use the Schwartz"
Guest CronoT Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 Geez, where do you start? I'll just rattle off a couple: "We can't see shit!!" - Spaceball combing the desert with a pick. No wonder he became a Vulcan... "She's going from suck to blow!" Actually, the line goes like this, Star: "We ain't found shit!"
the max Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 Dark Helmet : I bet she gives great helmet.
Guest CronoT Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 Also, if you listen closely, at the end of the movie, where they're trying to turn off the self-destruct sequence, you'll notice that when Rick Moranis finds the "Self-Destruct Shut-Off" switch, and sees that it's broken, he says "Fuck!", right before he says "Does anything work in the future," or something along those lines.
starvenger Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 Geez, where do you start? I'll just rattle off a couple: "We can't see shit!!" - Spaceball combing the desert with a pick. No wonder he became a Vulcan... "She's going from suck to blow!" Actually, the line goes like this, Star: "We ain't found shit!" You're right, of course. I need to rewatch these things before quoting them...
Black Lushus Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 I said mine in the other thread: "Keep firing assholes!"
PsychoDriver Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 "Keep firing assholes!" One of my fav. lines as well, took this from IMDB: Dark Helmet : Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! Laser Gunner : Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! Dark Helmet : Who made that man a gunner? Major: I did sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet : Who is he? Colonel Sandurz : He's an asshole sir. Dark Helmet : I know that! What's his name? Colonel Sandurz : That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! Dark Helmet : And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz : He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole! Dark Helmet : How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway? [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand] Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! Dark Helmet : I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down] Dark Helmet : Keep firing, assholes! Genius...
Black Lushus Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 awesome! even reading it makes me laugh!
Guest Staravenger Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 (Col. Sandurz barges in on Helmet playing with dolls) Dark Helmet: Did you see anything? Col. Sandurz: No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again. (Spaceballs ship overshoots the Winnabego) Barf: Spaceballs 1.....they've gone to plaid! (The migets save everyone) Lone Star: Thanks... Jawas: Dink dink Dink Lone Star: Whats this....when did we get to Disney Land? (everyone marching) Jawas: Dink-Dink, Dink-dink-dink-dink-dink-dink, dink-dink, dink-dink-dink-dink-dink-dink, dink-dink, dink-dink-dink-dink-dink, (Continues) Yogurt: Who dare stands in the pressence of the ever-lasting know-it-all, Yogurt?! Everyone: Yogurt!?
Guest DubWiser Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 Dark Helmet: What's the matter with this thing? What's all that churning and bubbling? You call that a radar screen? Col. Sandurz: No, sir. We call it Mr. Coffee.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 "You've captured their stunt doubles!" :::old man dressed as John Candy smoking::: :::older "Lone Star" with a moustache::: :::Princess has a beard:::
Guest Staravenger Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 Col. Sandurz: Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before, I don't know if the ship can take it! Dark Helmet: Whats the matter Col. Sandurz? Chicken? Col. Sandurz: (shrieking) Prepare Ship----Prepare ship, for Ludicrous speed! Fasten all seat belts! Seal all entrances and exits! Close all shops in the mall. Cancel the three-ring circus. Secure all animals in the zoo... Dark Helmet: Give me that you petty excuse for an officer! Now hear this, Ludicrous speed... Col. Sandurz: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up? Dark Helmet: Eh, buckle this! ludicrous speed....Go!
The Metal Maniac Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 You missed the best part of that bit. "STOP THIS THING!!!" "We can't stop - it's too dangerous!!"
Guest Fook Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 Dark Helmet : Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star. Lone Starr : What? Dark Helmet : I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Lone Starr : What's that make us? Dark Helmet : Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
Guest Staravenger Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 You missed the best part of that bit. "STOP THIS THING!!!" "We can't stop - it's too dangerous!!" Eh...that scene is too long to quote. Besides, the way it's delivered is kinda hard to capture by just reading.
2GOLD Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 Also, if you listen closely, at the end of the movie, where they're trying to turn off the self-destruct sequence, you'll notice that when Rick Moranis finds the "Self-Destruct Shut-Off" switch, and sees that it's broken, he says "Fuck!", right before he says "Does anything work in the future," or something along those lines. "FUCK! Even in the future nothing works!" That would be the line
RavishingRickRudo Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 "Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb"
Black Lushus Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 notice the common thread here with these quotes? this was clearly Rick Moranis' best role ever...
Slayer Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 notice the common thread here with these quotes? this was clearly Rick Moranis' best role ever... I dunno about that, eh Just to stick with the topic... as I referred to in the sequel thread Lonestar: Thanks. Well, we'd better get going. I wonder, we will we ever see each other again? Yogurt: Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs II: The Search for More Money.
Black Lushus Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 fuck you're right how the fuck did i forget that movie???
kkktookmybabyaway Posted October 1, 2004 Report Posted October 1, 2004 First thought that came to my head: "Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so big?..."
AndrewTS Posted October 1, 2004 Report Posted October 1, 2004 "Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb" Damn--already took my favorite. They need to actually subtitle it "The Search for More Money" though. I fear Brooks may have lost his touch though, after that stupid, unfunny mess that was 2001: A Space Travesty.
Highland Posted October 2, 2004 Report Posted October 2, 2004 "Now, the short short version!" "Do you?!" "Do you?!"
Guest Staravenger Posted October 2, 2004 Report Posted October 2, 2004 First thought that came to my head: "Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so big?..." The topper is him scratching his ass from the front about 2 seconds later. Woman: Are you all right Mr. President? Skroob: Fine, fine, no thanks to you. Woman: We'll beam you back sir. Skroob: Forget it, no more beaming. This time I'm going to walk. (enters next room) Woman: President Skroob! Salute! Crew: Hail Skroob! (everyone gives up yours sign)
Slayer Posted October 2, 2004 Report Posted October 2, 2004 "At last we meet for the first time for the last time..."
Slayer Posted October 2, 2004 Report Posted October 2, 2004 What's funny too is remembering watching as a kid at the age of 8 and watching it the other day (inspired by watching the SW trilogy) As a kid I remember laughing more at the swearing and of course the beginning scene when Helmet fries that guy's balls... I didn't get the jokes like "she gives great helmet" and "My virgin alarm. It's designed to go off before you do!" until a fair while later
Guest Staravenger Posted October 2, 2004 Report Posted October 2, 2004 "At last we meet for the first time for the last time..." Lonestarr then starts mumbling to himself like he fucked up what he said...then goes back to the conversation.
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