kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 I was expecting the O'Reilly jokes, which is all good, but this story pisses me off. I hope this bitch gets caught lying and ruins her career to the point where she takes a bullet to her head... You might like that O'Reilly guy a lil too much No doubt I like him, but that's not the reason I'm defending him. I just have a problem when some bitch sues someone for $60 million due to "sexual harassment." I said the same thing regarding Clarence Thomas and Anita Hill. I said the same thing regarding Bill Clinton and Juanita Broderick. I said the same thing regarding Kobe Bryant and that white girl. Now if it turns out Bill whipped out his cock and slapped it against this chick, I'll say "that's a no-no; karma's a bitch" and move on with life... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly. --Bill O'Reilly , Those Who Trespass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swift Terror 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 Pretty classy looking chick, looks hardcore. I'll bet she's a hellcat in bed. Bite your dick off, man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 Ha. Paul Harvey's the man. Here's what he just said: "She said he forced her to have phone sex. Forced her? Whatever happened to just hanging up?" Oh, and on the bright side (Pittsburgh talk upcoming), when Rush moves from KDKA to WPGB in November, maybe KDKA will now replace Bill, who was supposed to move in to the noon-2 p.m. time slot, with Neal Boortz, who will get booted when "The Godfather" jumps stations... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UZI Suicide 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris17.html During the course of defendant BILL O'REILLY'S sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 Looks like somebody's back in a job... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted October 14, 2004 Oh, and on the bright side (Pittsburgh talk upcoming), when Rush moves from KDKA to WPGB in November, maybe KDKA will now replace Bill, who was supposed to move in to the noon-2 p.m. time slot, with Neal Boortz, who will get booted when "The Godfather" jumps stations... Glenn Beck is about the only conseverative talk radio guy that I like anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 Hippie. That's all I listen to, aside from some sports talk. Beck had me cracking up yesterday when he did the "Baptist revival" spoof. And damn am I going to miss Boortz if he gets booted from the Pittsburgh market -- he made a great point a while back about how he hopes Air America succeeds because then liberals won't try to ban talk radio... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 Oh good god, I'm starting to seriously wonder if it's true because some of this speech sounds just like Bill, if you hear it in his voice O'REILLY further suggested they use their sexuality to their advantage so they'd have power over men, otherwise men would have power over them. That sounds like the kind of lesson one would learn if the Playboy Channel presented "Who's Looking Out For You?" On the other hand, Al Franken is quoted directly by name, and Bill loves to call him Stewart Smalley instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 And one other thing -- if some bitch ever recorded half the stuff I have ever said to co-workers, Bill O'Reilly would look like an unmolested alter boy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted October 14, 2004 I had a good laugh the other day when he was making fun of Susan Estrich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 Holy shit was that gold. I was leaving for lunch and when I heard him say "we have on the line..." and I was thinking Al Gore, but when he said Susan Estrich I sat back down and waited until the next commercial break. His comedy skits are hit-or-miss, but when you do comedy that's to be expected. For example, I thought his Kobe skit about him "going to the hole, etc." was flat-out dumb and unfunny. By the way, did you know Dick Cheney has a gay daughter?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris17.html During the course of defendant BILL O'REILLY'S sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted October 14, 2004 By the way, did you know Dick Cheney has a gay daughter?... No way!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 I wonder if Big Media would give the same "silent treatment," as they probably will, if the roles would be reversed?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DubWiser Report post Posted October 14, 2004 "During the course of O'REILLY'S telephone monologue on August 2, 2004, he suggested that Plaintiff ANDREA MACKRIS purchase a vibrator and name it, and that he had one "shaped like a cock with a little battery in it" that a woman had given him. It became apparent that Defendant was masturbating as he spoke. After he climaxed, Defendant O'REILLY said to Plaintiff: "I appreciate the fun phone call..." I wonder what Jack Mehoffer thinks of all this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Olympic Slam Report post Posted October 14, 2004 Glenn Beck is about the only conseverative talk radio guy that I like anymore. Same here. He and Michael Savage are the only one's I can take because they hardly spend time going on and on and on about this election from hell. Heh, Savage's running commentary during the debate last night was comedy gold. He got so bored throughout it that he started reading the O'Reilly scandal transcripts to himself. Reason # 406 why I listen to only Glenn Beck and Savage: I made the FATAL error of fliiping over to Hannity while Beck was on commercial to find Sean making another dumb ass argument. The topic was defecits and Bush's crazy government spending and Hannity said something along the lines of "yeah well defcits really don't matter when terrorists are blowing up shopping malls and killing our kids." What a dope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobobrazil1984 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 O'Reilly kinda strikes me as the kind of guy who has a creepy side. It always seems like the biggest perverts are the ones who have the holier-than-thou attitude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 I find this scary and hilarious: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 from the "Spin Room" thread on Fark.com.. sorta related Why Macintosh Users are Getting Desperate by Bill O'Reilly (FOX NEWS, OCTOBER 14, 2004): I've had a lot of computers in my day, and I've always managed to keep an open mind about them, but the recent partisan attacks from Macintosh users just make me sick. Why? Because they can't back up their facts, that's why. Polls and statistics show that PC's are clearly in the lead, but Macintosh contiues to lie and slander the PC. They say that PC's crash, but that isn't true at all. They merely exit flawed programs that are badly designed. It's not Windows' fault that the programmer who designed that game was some welfare-collecting bum and a homosexual. They also make spurious claims that Windows is vulnerable to viruses and worms. I have in my hand right here a report clearly stating that there are some viruses and worms that can infect Macintosh's as well. What do you have to say about that, Maccies? This is all just part of the recent advertisement campaign by Macintosh to slander PC's so that more people will go out this Christmas to buy Macintosh's, and it makes me sick. The Mac users have no credibility, and Steve Jobs can't make up his mind about anything. Despite the fact that I am independent and non-partisan, I am going to buy a PC this year, because that's what makes sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobobrazil1984 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 I find this scary and hilarious: <image snipped> You know, what's interesting is the whole thing is filled with quotes. I mean, did she just "remember" all of those? Lawyers are well rather known for pouncing on things like that. The sheer quantity of quotes, rather than vague paraphrasing, is interesting. Makes me wonder if she has audio tape of any of these incident. Might not be admissable in court, but what if someone leaked those to Drudge or something? that would be crazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Olympic Slam Report post Posted October 14, 2004 I find this scary and hilarious: <image snipped> You know, what's interesting is the whole thing is filled with quotes. I mean, did she just "remember" all of those? Lawyers are well rather known for pouncing on things like that. The sheer quantity of quotes, rather than vague paraphrasing, is interesting. Makes me wonder if she has audio tape of any of these incident. Might not be admissable in court, but what if someone leaked those to Drudge or something? that would be crazy. This women was an executive producer. Which means she wrote, scripted and prepared just about every aspect of the Factor with HIS voice tone and style in mind. She knows him and his speech style like the back of her hand. So there's a chance she could have done a good job faking a lot of this stuff in a convincing fashion. Plus, she was with Fox for four years, and then CNN and then Fox again? Hmmm, can anyone say mole? Trojan Horse? Inside plant? Don't think for a second I'm being a knee-jerk O'Reilly apologist as he very well could be a perverted weirdo (I get that vibe at least.) I'm just raising some rather "interesting" questions......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2004 Whichever side is telling the truth, I still found this pic funny: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ronixis Report post Posted October 15, 2004 I agree about Beck... I love the spoof of the debate in where Kerry was Debating Kerry, and Rather was moderating... "Whoa...Danny boy's getting Dizzy" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2004 Whichever side is telling the truth, I still found this pic funny: I found the pic more sig worthy than a Ban Kotz thingy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2004 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris17.html During the course of defendant BILL O'REILLY'S sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated Now THAT is the most ridiculous news item of the day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2004 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris17.html During the course of defendant BILL O'REILLY'S sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated Now THAT is the most ridiculous news item of the day. The only person on this board that doesn't find this to be disturbing/disgusting/worthy of gouging your eyes out is Bob Barron Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2004 That's hot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted October 15, 2004 That's hot That is so wrong on so many different levels. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 15, 2004 So is Bill anally stimulating himself with a glistening plastic dildo, vibrating deep inside his red ancient anus as his liverspotted arsecheeks clap playfully together in encouraging applause. I can only hope REAMS of disgusting details come out and defame him for all eternity. I love scandal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
