Will gimmick posters ever be allowed back?

[Guest Fongus Bellpop]

Hearken! Our jurassic manikin was excommunicated from this symposium of internet scholars, this is truly a sad occurrance.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

I await the lame comeback that I won't be able to see him post once I'm banned. Lame.

Goddanm you.

[Dr. Tom 0]

Gimmick posters are discouraged, not disallowed. This is because most people lack either (or both, in some cases) the intelligence or subtlety to pull off a gimmick account. Thus, most attempts are lame and trollish, and result in the gimmick account getting whacked. If someone creates a particularly absurd and idiotic gimmick account, they'll have their main account whacked under the Colossal Stupidity Priviso. Such are the consequences of trying to be an e-comedian.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

But I liked Unfrozen Caveman Poster. Can we have him back in exchange for Banders?

 

 

PLLLEEEEEEAAAASSEEE?!

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Long gone are the days when everyone assumed either Kinetic or myself (sometimes Banky) were every gimmick that came along.

[Nevermortal 0]

Long gone are the days when everyone assumed either Kinetic or myself (sometimes Banky) were every gimmick that came along.

You're Fongus Bellpop, aren't you.

[The Czech Republic 0]

You said it was me. Which it wasn't.

[Nevermortal 0]

You're Incandenza, aren't you.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Fongus Bellpop made some wrestling references in that one thread, so I'm in the clear.

[MrRant 0]

Long gone are the days when everyone assumed either Kinetic or myself (sometimes Banky) were every gimmick that came along.

Kinetic is you.

[The Czech Republic 0]

My gimmick poster is nikjohns

[Nevermortal 0]

My gimmick poster is nikjohns

I knew it!

[godthedog 0]

fongus is a terrible gimmick. i'm way more scholarly and convoluted in my everyday conversations than he is when he tries to be funny. no grasp of language at all.

 

i thought about creating a jacques derrida gimmick where i'd post all kinds of unprovoked, random "the signifier is meaningless, the slippage is endless" intellectual bullshit that would put fongus's inanities to shame.

[The Czech Republic 0]

fongus is a terrible gimmick. i'm way more scholarly and convoluted in my everyday conversations than he is when he tries to be funny. no grasp of language at all.

 

i thought about creating a jacques derrida gimmick where i'd post all kinds of unprovoked, random "the signifier is meaningless, the slippage is endless" intellectual bullshit that would put fongus's inanities to shame.

I liked him better when he was called 1890s Raw, but then again, I wrote 1890s Raw, so I'm biased.

[Guest Nanks]

Surely INXS is a gimmick poster, where's the action against him??

[Kahran Ramsus 0]

Unfortunately, I think he's the real thing.

[Slayer 0]

I heard INXS had a hunger... a hunger for ungers...

 

But you didn't hear that from me

[Guest humphreyboulderdash]

gimmick posters suck ... i mean rule ummm BED bath and beyond?

[Guest humphreyboulderdash]

but honestly Fongus bellpop is great ...i mean honestly his name says it all fongus bellpop its just so silly

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Had you never left the WWE folder, you might still be able to post dumb reactionary sentence fragments. As it is, I'm feeling cold blooded.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I heard INXS had a hunger... a hunger for ungers...

 

But you didn't hear that from me

Geez Slayer, you and your stupid conjectures. Shit, you're practically Eagan. "This guy is so-and-so!" Well you know what? Knock it off. Next you'll tell me that Chris Coey is Contentious C.

[alfdogg 0]

Or that Shoes Head is MrZsasz.

[Guest JudasSault]

save the gimmicks

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Except this angle, since I can still see you post. Ugh.

 

No man, it works for everyone.

 

You can't post here so we don't have to read your posts, and since you can't post here, you don't have to read his. Everybody wins!

Real funny, Metal Maniac, you worthless shitsucker. Except you didn't read my post I wrote IMMEDIATELY right after that and BEFORE your dumb post....

 

I await the lame comeback that I won't be able to see him post once I'm banned. Lame.

 

Now kindly eat it, sir.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

I await the lame comeback that I won't be able to see him post once I'm banned. Lame.

Goddanm you.

Don't worry, Metal Maniac beat you to it anyway. Haha.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Or that Shoes Head is MrZsasz.

"I have sex with prostitutes using money I earned from testing drugs. Then when we're done, we talk about Batman."

[Shooting Star 0]

What exactly is a gimmick poster? someone who goes on forums and lies?

[k thx 0]

no, that's a poster.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

What exactly is a gimmick poster? someone who goes on forums and lies?

A gimmick poster is when Inc posts as another person and lies.