Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 OK, we all know Michael Cole. Right? Well, I'll start us off with a regular sentance, and then the below poster has to pretend to be Michael Cole recapping what happened. Then THAT poster has to make another regular sentance, and another below poster has to pretend to be Michael Cole recapping what has happened. And so on, and so forth. Got it? No??? OK. I'LL EXPLAIN IT AGAIN! Well, I'll start us off with a regular, ehh, lets get it started in here... Rey Mysterio is booked in a 3 on 1 Tables Match against all 3 Dudleyz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 "That lil FIRECRACKER Rey MissTEEREEO will have odds stacked against him against those DAMN Dudleys in a Damn 3 on 1 TABLES MATCH! Those tables must weigh 15 damn tons!" The Undertaker does a rope walk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Real F'n Show Report post Posted October 17, 2004 And the deadman is gonna do some tightrope walking! This is so cool cuz the Undertaker is really dead and usually dead people don't walk on tightropes. Torrie Wilson gives Tazz a lapdance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Undertaker gonna fly off the rope and clubbing that straight left arm onto the elbow of Bubba Ray Dudley. Vintage Undertaker! (When really hitting the back of the head, and using the left arm) Alright, alright, I got a good one... 'Balls Mahoney and Val Venis make their way to ringside' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted October 17, 2004 This tag team is like no other, Mahoney and Venis, it's like they were ment to be a tag team! One's very big, and one's very small, just like at this desk! Triple C walks to the ring with Rene Dupree and Kenzo Susuki. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Uh oh. We could see vintage Carlito, in that he spits in the face of people who aren't cool, and Kenzo & Dupree may be getting a mouthful. Here's another good one... Balls Mahoney pulls out a Table, and a sack of thumbtacks, and Val Venis pulls out a Machete from his tights. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Real F'n Show Report post Posted October 17, 2004 "I wish Venis would have pulled something else out of those tights! I'm really bored with my current man, mainly because I'm not all that into poetry during BUTT sex." JBL clotheslines a midget. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 "What is the relationship between The WWE Champion JBL, John Bradshaw Layfield, and this person of smaller stature... no, not you Tazz, I mean the midget. *JBL clotheslines a midget* OH COME ON! That DAMN JBL just hit the poor defenseless little man and now he's walking around the ring smiling like a big man. Well lemme say something right now, that man is a damn bully! That's what he is!" Coles wife is in the same room as Vince McMahon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Hey, is that my wife? What's he doing with Mr. McMahon? Whoa, this is vintage Michael Cole's wife!! ECW Show from late '00, Dudleyz & Tommy Dreamer vs Simon, Swinger, and CW Anderson, the parts where Bubba uses a Machete. (The match is on the Best of Dudleyz in ECW DVD) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 "Look at Bubba swing that machete. Vintage Bubba Ray, that is, because he's known for his swinging." Triple H taps out to a testicular claw from Eugene. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Impossible, as they're on RAW. But.... Look at Helmsley! He looks like he's just seen Stephene! Steve Austin makes a surprise return. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 "It's Stone Cold. Stone Cold is here. Stone Cold is back. Stone Cold, oh my god, I can't believe it" Torrie Wilson fellates Vince McMahon in the middle of the ring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 "What a display of technique, Tazz! Just look at that lip action by the Playboy cover girl!" Paul London climbs to the top rope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slickster 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 *serious voice* "Who is...there appears to be a fan in the ring. We apologize, fans; I hope security gets to this guy real quick." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Bubba Ray Dudley licks a Cheese Grater Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Look at this damn cheese grater. Come on ref, turn around! This isn't right! This meeting between the grater and Bubba Ray Dudley has turned into a hundred-on-one affair on Bubba's taste buds, and it's not right. Damn that cheese grater! Damn him! John Cena rapping about Rene Dupree being gay - again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 "Oh, that John Cena is getting under the French Phenom's nerves! This sold out crowd loves it, and you can only see Cena on SMACKDOWN~!~!~!" Paul London hits a suicide dive to the floor onto Spike Dudley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ced 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 "What an incredible high risk move by Paul London, something you'd only see here on SmackDown! Spike Dudley is in real trouble here!" Next: Andre the Giant rises from the dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Paul London just landed on one of the 3 Dudleys he's facing in this 3 on 1 Tables Match! This action is exclusive to the Smackdown! brand! John Heidenreich captures Cole and takes him to the Fist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 That damn Andre the damn Giant is alive! What could this mean for the Big Show? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 That damn Heidenreich! He better keep my damn BUTT away from that fist! He could get a finger caught in there! Cole trying to show Carlito that he is, in fact, cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 "I'm way cool. I wear-- I wear, well, rainbow socks with um, the sep--seperate toes. ..HOOK OF THE INSIDE LEG! ONE TWO THERE'S TWO! We're on commercial, David? Okay." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Torrie Wilson gives Tazz a lapdance. Look at Torrie! She's even getting me hard! And that's hard to do from Torrie! Eminem comes to the ring and beats up John Cena for no know reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 "Tazz, Oh My God! That's...that's....DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?!?!? Haha! Everybody's just having a great time here on Smackdown! Haha! Cena maybe getting a little bit of his own medicine? Oh, this is awesome! EXCLUSIVE TO SMACKDOWN!" The Undertaker Vs. JBL in a Casket Match is named as Survivor Series' main event. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 "OH MY GOD, TAZZ! LOOK AT JBL! HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S GOING TO BE JBL FACING THE UNDERTAKER AT SURVIVOR SERIES IN THE UNDERTAKER'S SPECIALITY MATCH! I DON'T THINK UNDERTAKER HAS EVER LOST A CASKET MATCH!" Cole expresses his disgust at Kurt Angle for hitting the Big Show in the back with a chair during Show's match against Luther Reigns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Cole: Reigns about to go up for the chokeslam Tazz (smack) . . . And there's that DAMN Kurt Angle with a chairshot right across the back of The Big Show Tazz! Tazz: Yeah, he . . . Cole: We need some officials down here NOW! We were supposed to get Big Show vs. Luther Reigns. NOT Big Show vs. Luther Reigns and Kurt Angle. It's like a DAMN handicap match out here. Tazz: No doubt Cole . . . Cole: My GOD, Show's back has got to be broken in two. Let's look at the replay of this HELLACIOUS ACT! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vince McMahon books Hulk Hogan vs. Jesse Ventura for tonight on Smackdown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 "What a main event! Legend vs. Legend! Hulk Hogan once slammed the 1,253 pound Andre the Giant to win WrestleMania 3 with over a hundred thousand people in attendance! Jesse Ventura was once governor of Minnesota, New York, Kentucky AND South America ALL AT THE SAME TIME while he was still an active wrestler! EXCLUSIVE TO SMACKDOWN." Michael Cole's one-man stage play. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kardo 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Tonight it will be me, Michael Cole joined alongside on the stage by Michael Cole. One on one action tonight as I talk about myself. Then later on; the monologue we've all been waiting for Michael Cole. General Manager Teddy Long has done the right thing in giving me this time. All this and more EXCLUSIVE TO SMACKDOWN. HHH invades Smackdown and attacks Orlando Jordan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aero 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 "Wait, it's the Cerebral Assassin! What's he doing here!? He's a Raw guy! Exclusive to Raw! He's taking apart Jordan, who's exclusive to Smackdown! Someone has to stop this!" Carlito Caribbean Cool tells Hardcore Holly he's not cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Can you believe what we just heard Tazz? This upstart, The United States Champion Carlito Caribbean Cool calling Hardcore Holly, of all people, NOT COOL! The nerve of Carlito saying such a thing about one of the legends of the WWE's Smackdown brand. Ya know Tazz, Hardcore Holly has been a SMACKDOWN EXCLUSIVE superstar since 2002. That's pretty damn cool to me Tazz! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Macho Man Randy Savage invades Smackdown to call out Nunzio and Johnny the Bull. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
