The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 I'm extremely bored with the current wrestling product. I want you to fix this. Build-A-Card using either of the WWE rosters from today. Since you're trying to entertain me, these are the minimum requirements: For whatever brand you're doing, I want you to have a one sentence description to the end of the match and the time length. I also want one sentence descriptions of any in-ring or backstage promos. The wacky part is, you probably don't know what I like and dislike about the current product (HINT: Not a Edge fan..!) so basically, you're throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. Or, throwing shit at my face and trying to get me to like some of the corn chunks. Then, as a follow-up, in 7.5 words (that's right, only get through half of the last word), tell me why I should like your show. Ram it down my throat. Eventually I will say how long I would have tuned in to your show for and what my opinion was at the end of it. Here's a sample review: ]Tuned out when Heidenreich came on. That was absolute shit, and I'm disgusted and offended as a human being. B- The person who makes the best card gets to make the requirements for next week's Build-A-Card #3. Go. PS- I was originally going to translate the instructions into German and back and then call it "The Lost Build-A-Card" but I figured that would be too difficult. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aero 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Smackdown PPV: Armageddon 2004 Opening video package hypes the JBL-Booker T title match, the Six-Man Tag Match, and the Undertaker randomly attacking guys like Eddie Guerrero, Rey Mysterio, and Rob Van Dam. WWE Tag Team Titles: "Sicilian" Street Fight FBI def. Rene Dupree & Kenzo Sazuki © to win Tag Titles (9:14) Kenzo & Dupree begin to argue over which country is better, the USA or France, allowing Nunzio to surprise them both from behind with pizza paddle shots, for the pin. Backstage, Velocity Star Bill DeMott hears strange noises from inside the Undertaker's locker room. Meanwhile, RVD, the challenger of the US Title later, interrupts a Carlito Caribbean Cool interview and debates what "cool" really is. WWE Cruiserweight Title Paul London def. Spike Dudley © to win the title (8:08) After taking both Bubba & D-Von out with a plancha over the top rope, London counters the Dudley Dog and pins Spike with a hurricanrana into pin. Chavo Guerrero def. Billy Kidman (16:35) Chavo pins Kidman when he lifts his knees to counter the SSP and hits the Gory Bomb on an apparently unconsious Kidman. Backstage, Chavo shows no remorse, smiling, as Kidman is stretchered into an ambulence. WWE US Title Rob Van Dam def. Carlito Caribbean Cool to win the title (13:02) Carlito is set to piledrive RVD off the second turnbuckle, but RVD backdrops him and hits the Five-Star for the pin. Backstage, Teddy Long says that he managed to talk to Undertaker, and the Deadman will address everyone later, Belie' Dat. WWE Title JBL © def. Booker T to retain the title (15:54) Booker T is seemingly on fire, until he misses the Scissor Kick and runs into a Clothesline from Hell, giving JBL the clean pinfall win. Six-Man Tag Team Elimination Match Eddie Guerrero, John Cena, & Big Show def. Kurt Angle, Luther Reigns, & Mark Jindrak - Big Show is counted out when Angle takes out his legs with a chair in the aisle. (6:43) - Eddie pins Luther after an FU from Cena and Frog Splash (10:01) - Cena pins Jindrak with an FU (11:34) - Angle pins Cena after Eddie accidentally hits him with the chain (17:03) - Eddie pins Angle with a Frog Splash for the clean win (28:15) Post-Match, Eddie is celebrating, only for John Cena to return and FU him, turning heel. Undertaker comes out and explains that he's been possessed by the evil spirit of Paul Bearer, forcing him to try and defeat the evil possessed Undertaker (himself) by jumping through the Spanish announce table from the top rope. (the "match" lasted 8:26) End show. Undertaker incident leads to Wrestlemania vs. Paul Bea... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theintensifier 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Six-Man Tag Team Elimination Match Kurt Angle, Luther Reigns, & Mark Jindrak def. Eddie Guerrero, John Cena, & Big Show - Big Show is counted out when Angle takes out his legs with a chair in the aisle. (6:43) - Eddie pins Luther after an FU from Cena and Frog Splash (10:01) - Cena pins Jindrak with an FU (11:34) - Angle pins Cena after Eddie accidentally hits him with the chain (17:03) - Eddie pins Angle with a Frog Splash for the clean win (28:15) You got the result messed up dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 WWE Armageddon 2004 (AKA: Crash TV returns! Or, also known as "The Worst Show Ever~!") 1) Paul London d. Spike Dudley, Billy Kidman, and Chavo Guerrero at 14:05 with a shooting star press to Spike to win the WWE Cruiserweight championship. -Backstage, Heidenreich said he was going to end the Undertaker's career here tonight. As he was talking, Heidenreich is jumped from behind by Matt Morgan, and the two men brawled out of the building. -Luther Reigns came to the ring and made an open challenge. Scotty 2 Hotty answered it. 2) Luther Reigns d. Scotty 2 Hotty at 1:41 with his twisting neckbreaker. 3) Rey Misterio and Rob Van Dam d. Kenzo Suzuki and Rene Dupree via DQ at 7:53 when Dupree pulled the referee out of the ring after a five star frog splash and punched him to save the titles. -After the match, RVD got on the mic and said he and Rey were sick of all the bullshit on Smackdown, and that it was about time for things to change. -Matt Morgan and Heidenreich were brawling on the street when a car came flying around a corner. Morgan shoved Heidenreich in the path of the car and Heidenreich was hit! The car drove off as Morgan headed back to the arena. -Carlito Caribbean Cool told a sulking Scotty 2 Hotty that he wasn't cool, and that Scotty had been doing the same damn thing for years and was nothing but a loser. 4) Carlito Caribbean Cool d. John Cena at 15:38 when Scotty 2 Hotty interfered and hit Cena with some brass knux, allowing Carlito to get the pin. Scotty raised Carlito's hand, and Carlito told Scotty that now he was a bit cooler. -Matt Morgan told Teddy Long that he was taking Heidenreich's spot in the match against the Undertaker tonight! 5) Undertaker d. Matt Morgan via DQ at 3:29 when Morgan knocked out Taker with a shovel. Taker fought back and chokeslammed Morgan, but the lights went out and came back on, with Paul Bearer outside, in a wheel chair! Taker approached Bearer, who sprayed him in the face with something! Taker writhed in pain as Morgan recovered and powerbombed Taker. Morgan lifted Taker over his shoulder and took him away with Bearer following behind! -Tazz and Cole are speechless at all that is going on! -Kurt Angle comes to the ring for his match with the Big Show. Angle says that before Show gets to face him tonight, he has to get through Mark Jindrak. 6) Big Show d. Mark Jindrak at 4:33 with a chokeslam off the top rope. -Angle immediately attacks, leading to... 7) Kurt Angle d. Big Show with the Angle Slam after ring announcer Torrie Wilson turned on Show and hit him in the head with a lead pipe! -After the match, Angle welcomed the newest member of Team Angle, Torrie Wilson! 8) Booker T d. JBL at 19:58 to become the new WWE champion after Rey Misterio and RVD interfered, with RVD hitting a five star and Booker hitting an axe kick for the pin. -After the match, Booker, RVD, and Rey celebrated in the ring and said this was a "New Dawn" for the WWE. -At a graveyard, Matt Morgan tosses Undertaker into a grave! Morgan starts to bury Undertaker as Paul Bearer screeches about how great this is as we fade to black! -This sets up new storylines, with Undertaker an- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theintensifier 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Taboo Tuesday The final votes have been tallied in, and here are the results: Triple H will defend his World Heavyweight Championship against Edge! Randy Orton and Ric Flair will meet in a 15 foot high steel cage! Chris Jericho will defend his Intercontinental Championship against the 3 winners, yes there was a three way tie. The winners are Christian, Batista, and Shelton Benjamin. Vince McMahon has decided to make it a elimination match! Kane and Gene Snitsky will meet in a steel chain match! La Resistance will defend their World Tag Team Championships against Chris Benoit & Shawn Michaels! Since Benoit and Michaels didn't win the voting for the World Title match, they were forced to tag together! Eugene and Eric Bischoff will face in a Hair vs. Hair match! Fulfill Your Fantasy Diva Battle Royal for the Women's Championship will be in Nurse outfits! Christy and Carmella will face in a evening gown match! Heat: Val Venis & Stevie Richards def. The Hurricane and Rosey in 5:04 when Hurricane turns on Rosey saying that he is killing his career and that he needs a new partner, thats when Simon Dean comes to the ring and raises Hurricane's hand! They show the normal highlight packages! Taboo Tuesday: Christy won the evening gown match when Carmella walked out in the middle of it saying the fans don't deserve to see her. Eric Bischoff def. Eugene by pin-fall in 5:25 after Garrison Cade made his return and attacked Eugene with a steel chair and powerbombed him through the chair, KO'ing him. He was stretchered out of the arena with a severe concussion. While they were taking him to the back, Cade attacked the medics and Bischoff shaved Eugene's head bald! Victoria won the Fantasy Diva Battle Royal last eliminating Trish Stratus in 7:45 to win the Women's Championship. After the match, Victoria stripped down to her bra and panties, and announced she was going to pose for Playboy! Shawn Michaels and Chris Benoit def. La Resistance © at 21:03 when Michaels hit the sweet chin music on Conway and Benoit came off the top with the diving headbutt for the pin-fall win! Kane destroyed Gene Snitsky in the steel chain match in 11:52 (Snitsky was out of it at 9:00) when he choked Snitsky out with the chain and chokeslammed him through every table around the ring! Batista won the Intercontinental Championship when he pinned Chris Jericho © after Triple H low blowed Jericho allowing Batista to hit the sit out powerbomb in 27:15. Order of Elimination: Jericho forced Christian to tap out to the Walls of Jericho at 15:24. Batista pinned Benjamin after the "Arn Anderson Spine Buster" onto the IC title at 20:25. Batista pinned Jericho at 27:15 after HHH interference and sit out powerbomb. Randy Orton def. Ric Flair in a steel cage match in 19:45 after hitting the RKO, and escaping the cage. After the match Batista and HHH attacked Flair for losing to Orton! Orton came to Flair's aid, but was quickly taken down by HHH and his sledgehammer! Triple H def. Edge by pin-fall in 27:02 after interference by Benoit / Michaels / Batista / Jericho / Orton / Flair / Christian / Tomko / Benjamin / Regal. It was all out chaos! Benoit and Michaels attacked BOTH HHH and Edge, Jericho, Flair, and Orton attack HHH and Batista, Christian and Tomko attack Jericho and Batista, Benjamin attacks Batista and HHH, and Regal attacks HHH! WOW. Big fight! You better tune into Raw tomarrow night bitc... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 The funny part is people (including me) going along with everything, including the seven-and-a-half word thing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 As we all know, this week's Smackdown! taping occurs tonight due to Taboo Tuesday airing Tuesday night...I've got the spoilers, ALREADY! SEGMENT 1 :::"Medal" hits and Kurt Angle, Mark Jindrak, & Luther Reigns cut a promo in the ring, until Big Show & Eddie Guerrero attack them! - Backstage: Theordore R. Long makes a six-man tag tonight - Team Angle Vs. Eddie, Show & Whoever They Want. SEGMENT 2 Billy Kidman pinned Funaki in 3:21 after a "Shooting Star Press", delivering a knee into Funaki's back. Backstage: Rey Mysterio challenged his former friend Kidman to a match later, and as Kidman accepted, he heard the "Oooooh, Chavo!" music beginning play, and ran away. Backstage, Team Angle pondered who the mystery star could be. SEGMENT 3 Dawn Marie approached Miss Jackie, and insinuated that she was a virgin, thus making her a "worthless little girl" to Charlie. Highlights are shown of Heidenreich's mental breakdown the previous week in England. Backstage, JBL claimed he had a surprise involving Bret Hart, tonight!!!! FOLKS, up next, its the Cruiserweight Champion and The Dudleys! SEGMENT 4 Rob Van Dam pinned Spike Dudley in a non-title match in 3:22 after Nunzio and Johnny the Bull interfered and hit a double-team maneuever on Spike, and RVD hit the 5* Splash. SEGMENT 5 Backstage: Paul Heyman aired a "Retirement Video" for the Undertaker. Tazz hopped out of the commentary booth and challenged Heyman to the ring, assaulting the agent until Heidenreich made the save and brutally assaulted the commentator. Backstage, Eddie and Big Show agreed they didn't need a partner, since Show had the power of 4 men. SEGMENT 6 CHAVO~! comes on to his music and a pretty decent pop and fills in for Tazz at color commentary. The Dudley Boys defeated The FBI in a Tables Match at 7:22 when Bubba Ray & D-Von delivered a "3D" to Nunzio through a table. SEGMENT 7 Billy Kidman fought Rey Mysterio to a no-contest in 8:00 when Chavo Guerrero interfered and attacked the referee and Mysterio with a chair, as Kidman had a shocked look on his face after, SEGMENT 8 Kenzo Suzuki (with Hiroko) & Rene Dupree defeated two locals in Canadian tights in 1:21 when Suzuki pinned the jobber after the claw/slam combo. Postmatch Promo: Kenzo Suzuki, trying to do the "YMCA", accidently dropped a handicapped boy to the ground who was sitting on his shoulders. Backstage: Teddy Long set up a four-way tag team title match for the next week, between Dupree/Suzuki, The Dudleys, Jindrak/Reigns, and Guerrero/Show. SEGMENT 9 The Big Show, Eddie Guerrero, & WWE Champion John "Bradshaw" Layfield defeated Kurt Angle, Luther Reigns, and Mark Jindrak in 12:31 when Layfield ran to the ring and applied the "Anklelock" to the unconscious Angle after Guerrero and Show hit their respective finishers and were dragged to the outside of the ring by Team Angle. Backstage: Layfield showed everyone his surprise, an "ESPN Pardon the Interruption" "Top 5 Submission Wrestlers" board to slide in his name next to #1, moving "Kurt Angle", "Bret Hart", "Chris Benoit", and "Maxx Payne" each down a spot. A commercial for "The Parkers" then ai... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Smackdown PPV: Armageddon 2004 Opening video package hypes the JBL-Booker T title match, the Six-Man Tag Match, and the Undertaker randomly attacking guys like Eddie Guerrero, Rey Mysterio, and Rob Van Dam. WWE Tag Team Titles: "Sicilian" Street Fight FBI def. Rene Dupree & Kenzo Sazuki © to win Tag Titles (9:14) Kenzo & Dupree begin to argue over which country is better, the USA or France, allowing Nunzio to surprise them both from behind with pizza paddle shots, for the pin. Backstage, Velocity Star Bill DeMott hears strange noises from inside the Undertaker's locker room. Meanwhile, RVD, the challenger of the US Title later, interrupts a Carlito Caribbean Cool interview and debates what "cool" really is. WWE Cruiserweight Title Paul London def. Spike Dudley © to win the title (8:08) After taking both Bubba & D-Von out with a plancha over the top rope, London counters the Dudley Dog and pins Spike with a hurricanrana into pin. Chavo Guerrero def. Billy Kidman (16:35) Chavo pins Kidman when he lifts his knees to counter the SSP and hits the Gory Bomb on an apparently unconsious Kidman. Backstage, Chavo shows no remorse, smiling, as Kidman is stretchered into an ambulence. WWE US Title Rob Van Dam def. Carlito Caribbean Cool to win the title (13:02) Carlito is set to piledrive RVD off the second turnbuckle, but RVD backdrops him and hits the Five-Star for the pin. Backstage, Teddy Long says that he managed to talk to Undertaker, and the Deadman will address everyone later, Belie' Dat. WWE Title JBL © def. Booker T to retain the title (15:54) Booker T is seemingly on fire, until he misses the Scissor Kick and runs into a Clothesline from Hell, giving JBL the clean pinfall win. Six-Man Tag Team Elimination Match Kurt Angle, Luther Reigns, & Mark Jindrak def. Eddie Guerrero, John Cena, & Big Show - Big Show is counted out when Angle takes out his legs with a chair in the aisle. (6:43) - Eddie pins Luther after an FU from Cena and Frog Splash (10:01) - Cena pins Jindrak with an FU (11:34) - Angle pins Cena after Eddie accidentally hits him with the chain (17:03) - Eddie pins Angle with a Frog Splash for the clean win (28:15) Post-Match, Eddie is celebrating, only for John Cena to return and FU him, turning heel. Undertaker comes out and explains that he's been possessed by the evil spirit of Paul Bearer, forcing him to try and defeat the evil possessed Undertaker (himself) by jumping through the Spanish announce table from the top rope. (the "match" lasted 8:26) End show. Undertaker incident leads to Wrestlemania vs. Paul Bea... Bill DeMott should never be on broadcast television again. Sixteen minutes of Billy Kidman would make me weep for the Diva Search. ANOTHER medical facility angle? Three title changes in one night?! That's asking a lot. And for John Cena to return as a heel is completely unwarranted. And Undertaker vs. himself would be the end of Mark Calloway's career. I only watched the whole thing because I stupidly plunked down 30-plus bucks for it. You did well on this. B+ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 WWE Armageddon 2004 (AKA: Crash TV returns! Or, also known as "The Worst Show Ever~!") 1) Paul London d. Spike Dudley, Billy Kidman, and Chavo Guerrero at 14:05 with a shooting star press to Spike to win the WWE Cruiserweight championship. -Backstage, Heidenreich said he was going to end the Undertaker's career here tonight. As he was talking, Heidenreich is jumped from behind by Matt Morgan, and the two men brawled out of the building. -Luther Reigns came to the ring and made an open challenge. Scotty 2 Hotty answered it. 2) Luther Reigns d. Scotty 2 Hotty at 1:41 with his twisting neckbreaker. 3) Rey Misterio and Rob Van Dam d. Kenzo Suzuki and Rene Dupree via DQ at 7:53 when Dupree pulled the referee out of the ring after a five star frog splash and punched him to save the titles. -After the match, RVD got on the mic and said he and Rey were sick of all the bullshit on Smackdown, and that it was about time for things to change. -Matt Morgan and Heidenreich were brawling on the street when a car came flying around a corner. Morgan shoved Heidenreich in the path of the car and Heidenreich was hit! The car drove off as Morgan headed back to the arena. -Carlito Caribbean Cool told a sulking Scotty 2 Hotty that he wasn't cool, and that Scotty had been doing the same damn thing for years and was nothing but a loser. 4) Carlito Caribbean Cool d. John Cena at 15:38 when Scotty 2 Hotty interfered and hit Cena with some brass knux, allowing Carlito to get the pin. Scotty raised Carlito's hand, and Carlito told Scotty that now he was a bit cooler. -Matt Morgan told Teddy Long that he was taking Heidenreich's spot in the match against the Undertaker tonight! 5) Undertaker d. Matt Morgan via DQ at 3:29 when Morgan knocked out Taker with a shovel. Taker fought back and chokeslammed Morgan, but the lights went out and came back on, with Paul Bearer outside, in a wheel chair! Taker approached Bearer, who sprayed him in the face with something! Taker writhed in pain as Morgan recovered and powerbombed Taker. Morgan lifted Taker over his shoulder and took him away with Bearer following behind! -Tazz and Cole are speechless at all that is going on! -Kurt Angle comes to the ring for his match with the Big Show. Angle says that before Show gets to face him tonight, he has to get through Mark Jindrak. 6) Big Show d. Mark Jindrak at 4:33 with a chokeslam off the top rope. -Angle immediately attacks, leading to... 7) Kurt Angle d. Big Show with the Angle Slam after ring announcer Torrie Wilson turned on Show and hit him in the head with a lead pipe! -After the match, Angle welcomed the newest member of Team Angle, Torrie Wilson! 8) Booker T d. JBL at 19:58 to become the new WWE champion after Rey Misterio and RVD interfered, with RVD hitting a five star and Booker hitting an axe kick for the pin. -After the match, Booker, RVD, and Rey celebrated in the ring and said this was a "New Dawn" for the WWE. -At a graveyard, Matt Morgan tosses Undertaker into a grave! Morgan starts to bury Undertaker as Paul Bearer screeches about how great this is as we fade to black! -This sets up new storylines, with Undertaker an- Alright, I wouldn't even tune in to the full length of this, and I PAID for it. The fake shoot with RVD and Rey would take me out of the action, but FIFTEEN minutes of John "Three Moves" Cena would make me flip over to Extreme Home Makeover on ABC. Not too shabby, still some work to be done though. B Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Taboo Tuesday The final votes have been tallied in, and here are the results: Triple H will defend his World Heavyweight Championship against Edge! Randy Orton and Ric Flair will meet in a 15 foot high steel cage! Chris Jericho will defend his Intercontinental Championship against the 3 winners, yes there was a three way tie. The winners are Christian, Batista, and Shelton Benjamin. Vince McMahon has decided to make it a elimination match! Kane and Gene Snitsky will meet in a steel chain match! La Resistance will defend their World Tag Team Championships against Chris Benoit & Shawn Michaels! Since Benoit and Michaels didn't win the voting for the World Title match, they were forced to tag together! Eugene and Eric Bischoff will face in a Hair vs. Hair match! Fulfill Your Fantasy Diva Battle Royal for the Women's Championship will be in Nurse outfits! Christy and Carmella will face in a evening gown match! Heat: Val Venis & Stevie Richards def. The Hurricane and Rosey in 5:04 when Hurricane turns on Rosey saying that he is killing his career and that he needs a new partner, thats when Simon Dean comes to the ring and raises Hurricane's hand! They show the normal highlight packages! Taboo Tuesday: Christy won the evening gown match when Carmella walked out in the middle of it saying the fans don't deserve to see her. Eric Bischoff def. Eugene by pin-fall in 5:25 after Garrison Cade made his return and attacked Eugene with a steel chair and powerbombed him through the chair, KO'ing him. He was stretchered out of the arena with a severe concussion. While they were taking him to the back, Cade attacked the medics and Bischoff shaved Eugene's head bald! Victoria won the Fantasy Diva Battle Royal last eliminating Trish Stratus in 7:45 to win the Women's Championship. After the match, Victoria stripped down to her bra and panties, and announced she was going to pose for Playboy! Shawn Michaels and Chris Benoit def. La Resistance © at 21:03 when Michaels hit the sweet chin music on Conway and Benoit came off the top with the diving headbutt for the pin-fall win! Kane destroyed Gene Snitsky in the steel chain match in 11:52 (Snitsky was out of it at 9:00) when he choked Snitsky out with the chain and chokeslammed him through every table around the ring! Batista won the Intercontinental Championship when he pinned Chris Jericho © after Triple H low blowed Jericho allowing Batista to hit the sit out powerbomb in 27:15. Order of Elimination: Jericho forced Christian to tap out to the Walls of Jericho at 15:24. Batista pinned Benjamin after the "Arn Anderson Spine Buster" onto the IC title at 20:25. Batista pinned Jericho at 27:15 after HHH interference and sit out powerbomb. Randy Orton def. Ric Flair in a steel cage match in 19:45 after hitting the RKO, and escaping the cage. After the match Batista and HHH attacked Flair for losing to Orton! Orton came to Flair's aid, but was quickly taken down by HHH and his sledgehammer! Triple H def. Edge by pin-fall in 27:02 after interference by Benoit / Michaels / Batista / Jericho / Orton / Flair / Christian / Tomko / Benjamin / Regal. It was all out chaos! Benoit and Michaels attacked BOTH HHH and Edge, Jericho, Flair, and Orton attack HHH and Batista, Christian and Tomko attack Jericho and Batista, Benjamin attacks Batista and HHH, and Regal attacks HHH! WOW. Big fight! You better tune into Raw tomarrow night bitc... This actually sounds entertaining! Way better than what WWE would do! In fact, it's TOO good. C- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 As we all know, this week's Smackdown! taping occurs tonight due to Taboo Tuesday airing Tuesday night...I've got the spoilers, ALREADY! SEGMENT 1 :::"Medal" hits and Kurt Angle, Mark Jindrak, & Luther Reigns cut a promo in the ring, until Big Show & Eddie Guerrero attack them! - Backstage: Theordore R. Long makes a six-man tag tonight - Team Angle Vs. Eddie, Show & Whoever They Want. SEGMENT 2 Billy Kidman pinned Funaki in 3:21 after a "Shooting Star Press", delivering a knee into Funaki's back. Backstage: Rey Mysterio challenged his former friend Kidman to a match later, and as Kidman accepted, he heard the "Oooooh, Chavo!" music beginning play, and ran away. Backstage, Team Angle pondered who the mystery star could be. SEGMENT 3 Dawn Marie approached Miss Jackie, and insinuated that she was a virgin, thus making her a "worthless little girl" to Charlie. Highlights are shown of Heidenreich's mental breakdown the previous week in England. Backstage, JBL claimed he had a surprise involving Bret Hart, tonight!!!! FOLKS, up next, its the Cruiserweight Champion and The Dudleys! SEGMENT 4 Rob Van Dam pinned Spike Dudley in a non-title match in 3:22 after Nunzio and Johnny the Bull interfered and hit a double-team maneuever on Spike, and RVD hit the 5* Splash. SEGMENT 5 Backstage: Paul Heyman aired a "Retirement Video" for the Undertaker. Tazz hopped out of the commentary booth and challenged Heyman to the ring, assaulting the agent until Heidenreich made the save and brutally assaulted the commentator. Backstage, Eddie and Big Show agreed they didn't need a partner, since Show had the power of 4 men. SEGMENT 6 CHAVO~! comes on to his music and a pretty decent pop and fills in for Tazz at color commentary. The Dudley Boys defeated The FBI in a Tables Match at 7:22 when Bubba Ray & D-Von delivered a "3D" to Nunzio through a table. SEGMENT 7 Billy Kidman fought Rey Mysterio to a no-contest in 8:00 when Chavo Guerrero interfered and attacked the referee and Mysterio with a chair, as Kidman had a shocked look on his face after, SEGMENT 8 Kenzo Suzuki (with Hiroko) & Rene Dupree defeated two locals in Canadian tights in 1:21 when Suzuki pinned the jobber after the claw/slam combo. Postmatch Promo: Kenzo Suzuki, trying to do the "YMCA", accidently dropped a handicapped boy to the ground who was sitting on his shoulders. Backstage: Teddy Long set up a four-way tag team title match for the next week, between Dupree/Suzuki, The Dudleys, Jindrak/Reigns, and Guerrero/Show. SEGMENT 9 The Big Show, Eddie Guerrero, & WWE Champion John "Bradshaw" Layfield defeated Kurt Angle, Luther Reigns, and Mark Jindrak in 12:31 when Layfield ran to the ring and applied the "Anklelock" to the unconscious Angle after Guerrero and Show hit their respective finishers and were dragged to the outside of the ring by Team Angle. Backstage: Layfield showed everyone his surprise, an "ESPN Pardon the Interruption" "Top 5 Submission Wrestlers" board to slide in his name next to #1, moving "Kurt Angle", "Bret Hart", "Chris Benoit", and "Maxx Payne" each down a spot. A commercial for "The Parkers" then ai... You had me at "we all know". This was the cream of the crap, my friend. You are a genius, and Suzuki dropping a child with Down's Syndrome to the ground only certifies that. B- Listen, it's TOO good. The last one would be too entertaining for the wrestling and storyline advancement. This one would be too entertaining because it eclipses all the crash TV ever done on television. You have to keep it to WWE standards (not likeable). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCMaximo 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Smackdown PPV: Armageddon 2004 4-Way Elimination Tag Match (for #1 Contendership for Tag titles) The Dudley Boyz bt the FBI vs The Basham Brothers vs Akio and Funaki (14.13) -Funaki pins Danny Basham after a tornado DDT (4.21) -Bubba Ray pins Nunzio after a 3D (7.44) -D-Von pins Akio by rolling through a crossbody and pulling the tights (14.13) After the match, the Dudleyz beat down Akio and Funaki, consolidating Akio as a face. Josh Matthews interviews Rey Misterio backstage. Rey talks about his shock at his former friend Kidman's action and how tonight, he'll put a stop to it Rey Misterio bt Billy Kidman (11.04) Mysterio picks up the win after the returning Chavo Guerrero knocks Kidman down as he looks for the SSP, allowing Rey to hit the 619 on Kidman for the win. Afterwards Rey offers Chavo a handshake, which is rejected Backstage, Carlito Carribean Cool offers an open challenge for anyone who thinks they are "cool enough to challenge me for my US title". US Title match Carlito Carribean Cool bt Rob Van Dam (7.42) Cool beats his mystery opponent, RVD, by hitting him with John Cena's chain as Van Dam hits the 5 Star Frog Splash. Tag title match Rico and Charlie Haas (w/Miss Jackie) bt Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki (w/Mrs Suzuki) (9.00) The two women fight at ringside, distracting Suzuki long enough for Rico to kick him into a Haas German suplex for the win Matthews interviews Shannon Moore about his Cruiserweight title match NEXT, when Dupree and Suzuki come through arguing. As Moore and Matthews run for cover, Dupree blindsides Suzuki, knocking him unconscious. Cruiserweight title match Spike Dudley bt Shannon Moore (3.41) Clean victory for Spike, hitting the Dudley Dogg for the clean win Booker T is interviewed by Josh Matthews. Booker talks about his desire for a title match against JBL. Orlando comes in, telling Booker he isn't good enough for a title shot yet- if he wants it, he has to go through Jordan Booker T bt Orlando Jordan (5.12) Clean victory with the ax kick. Afterwards, Teddy Long comes out to tell Booker he'll face the winner of JBL/Cena tonight Kurt Angle, Mark Jindrak and Luther Reigns bt Eddie Guerrero and Big Show (17.23) As Jindrak and Eddie brawl outside, Show goes for a chokeslam on Reigns, only for Angle to clip his knee from behind, causing Reigns to fall on top for the win World Title match JBL bt John Cena (8.31) After dominating the match, it seems Cena has returned too quickly from his injures, as his failure to hold JBL for an FU leaves him open to a Clothesline from Hell for the JBL win. Afterwards, Booker T comes to the ramp and stares down JBL to end the show Can Booker finally win a world title mat... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aero 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 You got the result messed up dude. Whoops, messed up. Fixed it though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Smackdown Recap- October 21st A recap of last week in Manchester focuses on HEIDENREICH's confrontation with The Undertaker. What will HEIDENREICH have to say tonight? Earlier tonight: Hardcore Holly confronted Billy Kidman about breaking the locker room code by setting out to injure opponents, before challenging him to a match. TONIGHT~! The Tag Champions stoll out, but Kenzo's attempts at singing Green Day's "American Idiot" earns Dupree banishment to the locker room. - Rob Van Dam pinned Kenzo Suzuki in 6:14 after hitting the sloppy German and a 5 Star Frog Splash. Interview: Carlito Carribean Coo(l) tells Josh Matthews that he isn't cool. - Mark Jindrak w/Kurt Angle pins Funaki in 2:05 in a squash Funaki got hardly any offense in at all, before falling to the newly named Exclamation Mark. Backstage: JBL's limousine arrives in the arena, but the driver is obviously Hispanic as he clips another car's rear view mirror on the way past. In Ring: JBL drives out and boasts about making it out of the U.K with his WWE Title, when an angry Booker T storms out and informs JBL that he owes him a new rear view mirror. Then: Theodore Long then appears on the Tron, informing JBL that tonight it will be JBL vs. Booker T for the WWE Title. HOLLA~! Backstage: HEIDENREICH~! - Rico beat D-Von w/Bubba by countout in 7:34 Rico kissed D-Von, causing him to freak out and run off. Post Match: Spike storms out and yells at The Dudleys for being wimps, until Rico creeps up behind him and pulls down his tights, causing Spike's 'tighty whiteys' to be exposed. Backstage: Eddie is on the phone to Chavo, who is on his way to the arena, apparantely forgetting he hates him. - Billy Kidman beat Hardcore Holly in 8:11 Kidman hit the EVIL~! Shooting Star, landing with his knee across Holly's previously broken arm. During The Break: Holly is stretchered out of the arena, while Kidman puts on his fluffy coat with a big smile on his face. Backstage: HEIDENREICH reads the hog-tied Torrie Wilson a poem. Backstage: JBL is worried, so tells Orlando Jordan to break out the 'little black book'. Raw Recap: Uh...I dunno, La Parka? - U.S Champion Carlito Carribean Cool defeats The Big Show in 14:05 In Booker's U.S Title 'rematch', he dominates until Angle/Luther/Jindrak cost Show the match. Post Match: Show fights back with help from Eddie, but only momentarily...until CHAVITO~! runs down the aisle with a chair and smashes Eddie with the chair, before KOing Big Show with a novelty sized wrench. Recap: Spike's "tighty whiteys" make another appearance. Backstage: Spike wants Rico, and he'll get him at Armageddon for the Cruiserweight Title (!?!) Backstage: Angle, Luther, Jindrak and Chavo pile into a limo and drive off. Backstage: Rey and RVD are talking as Kidman tries to join in, only to get blanked by his former tag partner. - Booker T beats WWE Champion John Bradshaw Layfield by D.Q in 15:29 JBL is in trouble after Booker hits the Scissors Kick, but suddenly STEVIE RAY~! and GOLDUST ran in to cause the DQ. Post Match: Booker gets beatdown, before JBL pays off Stevie and Goldust for their help and thanks them for getting to the arena so quickly. But Suddenly: Theodore Long appears on the Tron, informing Stevie and Goldust that they will face Booker in a Handicap Match next week. Soon, Torrie turns and reprises Shaniqua's dut... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2004 Taboo Tuesday La Resistance© d. HBK & Edge at 15:15. Shawn accidentally nailed Edge with a superkick, allowing Conway to get the pin. Edge beats down Michaels afterwards. Loser becomes Servant Match: Eugene d. Bischoff at 6:16. Postmatch, Eugene gets a chair and Pillmanizes Eric. Diva Battle Royal (School girl outfits): Molly wins, last eliminating Jazz at 9:02. Trish offers a congratulatory handshake only to cheapshot her. Steel Cage Match: Orton d. Flair at 24:35. Afterwards, a masked man attacks Randy. Lead Pipe Match: Kane d. Gene Snitsky at 7:21. Gene does a stretcher job. Lingerie Pillowfight: Eugene destroys both skanks before the “match” can get underway. Chris Jericho© d. Sheldon Benjamin at 25:06. Batista attempted to interfere in the match, but was unable to affect the result. Chris Benoit d. HHH© at 48:48 when Hunter tapped to the crossface. HHH tore his quad again, forcing him out for at least 6 months. Raw will be HHH-free for six mon… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2004 WWE Smackdown! Presents Armageddon! Live from a newly renovated arena in some capital city located within the 48 states. HEAT Match: Akio and new tag partner Asai (Ultimo Dragon sans mask) defeated Scotty 2 Hotty and Shannon Moore in 6:45. Short match, but good debut for Ultimo's new character, as he and Akio get the win with a top rope rana/moonsault combination. Billy Kidman was ordered barred from the building due to his recent actions of trying to reinjure Chavo Guerrero. ARMAGEDDON: Mark Jindrak and Luther Reigns (with Kurt Angle) defeated Charlie Haas and Rico (w/ Miss Jackie) in 8:07. Haas turned on Rico and left him victim to Reigns' neckbreaker, then all three shaved Rico's head. Heidenreich read a poem to us all about how he's going to cripple Rob Van Dam tonight. Rey Mysterio defeated Spike Dudley in two straight falls to win the WWE Cruiserweight Title in 20:09. With the first fall thrown out due to attempted Dudley interference, the ref ruled that two straight falls needed to take place for the win. Heidenreich pinned Rob Van Dam in 7:53. RVD was a bump machine, and the finish saw big John grow aggrivated with near falls before finally planting Rob with a Triple Bomb. 8-Man Elimination: Paul London, Chavo Guerrero and The FBI defeated Buh Buh Ray, D-Von, Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki. Buh Buh pinned Stamboli after a 3D. Suzuki pinned Nunzio after the claw STO. Chavo and Buh Buh were counted out of the ring. London pinned D-Von by blocking a powerbomb with a rana rollup. London pinned Suzuki after four missle dropkicks (one from each corner) and a springboard DDT. London pinned Dupree with his Shooting Star Press to get the win for his team. Carlito Carribean Cool stated that lying, cheating and stealing doesn't make you cool, but being a champion does. Carlito Carribean Cool beat Eddie Guerrero to retain the US Title in 15:22. Carlito put the belt in the ring and played dead (a la Eddie), but when Guerrero went to toss the belt out, Carlito popped up and used a rollup with the tights for the three. Kurt Angle was given a pep talk from Jindrak, Haas and Reigns about his upcoming match with Booker T. Carlito was caught coming through the curtain by Josh Matthews, and said that beating someone at their own game, like he did tonight, is cool. Booker T. pinned Kurt Angle in 18:17. Afterwards, Angle's goons ran in for a four on one until the lights went out and Undertaker made his return to make the save. Big Show pinned John Bradshaw Layfield to capture the WWE Title in 14:49 of a Falls Count Anywhere Match. After chokeslamming Orlando off the stage, Show kicked out of two Clotheslines From Hell before chokeslamming JBL through a gimmicked part of the stage and pinning him for the title. Haas joining Angle's group puts the Jackie sit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
