The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 The oddest part of last night though, was Lita looking completely DISTRESSED (as much as she can anyway) while Kane was being looked at by EMTs. She's falling for the big guy because of some shmuck that SHE SAVED from a beating. This is, and always will be, Lita's fault. It was her decision to enter the ring and stop Kane to save the guy, and it was her decision to get into words with Kane and leave the guy to his own devices. Sure, the end result was an accident, but it's HER fault it happened. She needs to stop blaming the poor guy and live with her mistakes. Seriously. It really wasn't Snitsky's fault, and that's the best part of the whole thing. The man speaks the truth. Just like Kurt Angle during Eddie/JBL Bullrope... Snitsky(Angle) is speaking the truth about the abortion (final turnbuckle) but then goes on to do even more heelish things like attacking Kane with a pipe and accosting Lita (costing Eddie the cage match) and getting heat for ALL OF IT. Yeah, that's right...I just compared SNITSKY to ANGLE... It's true, It's true. Oh, and for even better things, what Big Show (Kane) did to Angle (Snitsky...well almost did) is definitely considered assault and could even be attempted murder (sure, HBK survived it, but it COULD HAVE snapped his neck in kayfabe) and yet Big Show (Kane) comes back and is playing the face in the feud over the person that was almost killed in the first place. How about that... Gene Snitsky is your Kurt Angle Kane is your Big Show and Lita is your huge WWE mark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 I also don't mind the Snitsky push since at least it's a new, fresh face getting a push, but I wish they would've came up with a different name for him. Snitsky sounds like he's a pencil pushing accountant or something. They'll probrably fuck up this push within the next month or so. Creative can't help but fuck this up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spman 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 Who bets that WWE Stumbles over their own feet, and Snitsky becomes the next Austin 3:16 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Loss Report post Posted October 20, 2004 God, I hope not. I'd rather not be embarrassed to be a wrestling fan, and I'm already lingering there anyway. I really think the shows should be written with the mindset that a fan could be watching with a group of non-fans, and you don't want the non-fans laughing at him for watching something so shitty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted October 20, 2004 Where does Snitsky go from here is the big question? They already put his feud with Kane on hold so he (Kane) can go film that awful Eye Scream Man movie. What does he do now? Attack babies in the crowd? The purpose of his gimmick right now is already done, and the only reason he has been entertaining (in a bad way) is because of this crappy feud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 Who bets that WWE Stumbles over their own feet, and Snitsky becomes the next Austin 3:16 Snitsky 3:16 says "It's Not My Fault I Just Whooped Your Ass" Gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LivingLegendGaryColeman 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 Who bets that WWE Stumbles over their own feet, and Snitsky becomes the next Austin 3:16 Snitsky 3:16 says "It's Not My Fault I Just Whooped Your Ass" Gold. As long as it's not "And that's the bottom line, or I'll just kill your baby!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 Instead of "What?" it's "Zuh?" and he wants to be Vince McMahon's best friend in the whole world, going so far as to play the triangle and sing campfire songs like "This Little Light Of Mine". And that's the bottom line, cause it's not my fault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Astro Report post Posted October 20, 2004 Breaking News: Pro Wrestling Torch Confirms HTM's Kane Story Posted by: Ryan Smith on 10/05/2004 Despite Meltzer, Scherer, and various other internet reporter's claims that the story the Honky Tonk Man posted about Kane's contract issues being false, The Pro Wrestling Torch confirmed the story to be accurate moments ago. For more information, visit http://www.pwtorch.com/artman/publish/article_10281.shtml As a personal message to the "journalists" that disputed these claims and called the Honky Tonk Man a liar, we expect your apologizes shortly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dazed Report post Posted October 20, 2004 Breaking News: Pro Wrestling Torch Confirms HTM's Kane Story Posted by: Ryan Smith on 10/05/2004 Despite Meltzer, Scherer, and various other internet reporter's claims that the story the Honky Tonk Man posted about Kane's contract issues being false, The Pro Wrestling Torch confirmed the story to be accurate moments ago. For more information, visit http://www.pwtorch.com/artman/publish/article_10281.shtml As a personal message to the "journalists" that disputed these claims and called the Honky Tonk Man a liar, we expect your apologizes shortly. Yeah dude, "sources", "Two different wrestler" and "separate sources" have confirmed it. The dirtsheets best bow down to the Honkytonk Man and acknowledge him after such credibility as that. HINT: Not taking HTM at his word is a good thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sluggo 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 I thought the reason Kane was "injured" was because he was going to start filming that movie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 I figured Snitsky was going to win the match by a lucky shot or something, but Kane got fucking DESTROYED last night. It was almost as bad if not worse than the match with Taker at WM 20. I loved it. Go Snitsky! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 I really don't get any Snitsky love. He sucks in the ring, he can't do an interview, he is involved in one of the worst angles ever, and he is the same generic hoss as all the other OVW call-ups. I don't see how anyone can like him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 I really don't get any Snitsky love. He sucks in the ring, he can't do an interview, he is involved in one of the worst angles ever, and he is the same generic hoss as all the other OVW call-ups. I don't see how anyone can like him. Stop using logic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UZI Suicide 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 Snitsky as the next "big monster"? No. A big monster heel isn't supposed to entertain you by being so lame and cheesy that you can't help but laugh at nearly everything he does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 Of the three people involved in this angle, why is Snitsky getting over? Let's see... Kane: wants to reproduce. Who cares? Fans know that pregnancy angles only have one place to go anyway. And Kane is hard to take seriously when Shane McMahon can kick his ass. Lita: hard to be sympathethic for when she acts like a complete idiot. Snitsky: Put an end to this ridiculous baby business. Is the only person on Raw besides HHH to actually accomplish something. Is opposed to the two above losers. Is the only person on Raw to anticipate and prepare for a run-in by hiding a lead pipe in the baby carriage, making him look smarter than 98% of the roster. And that's why he's getting over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Korgath Report post Posted October 21, 2004 The WWE is always looking out for their hosses to get over. They stuffed Brock down our throats until we finally decided he was worth our attention. They stuffed Batista down our throats until we finally decided he was worth our attention. Snitsky got lucky. Too bad this is a lose-lose situation as far as it goes. If the WWE didn't mean him to get this kind of heat, they'll job him out before we know it (see: Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore). IF the WWE meant him to get this kind of heat, then we'll be seeing him beat smark darlings before long, resulting in him not getting any love, and thus disappearing into obscurity anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 If Snitsky begins to get too over, he'll be in Evolution or working against Triple H in no time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M. Harry Smilac Report post Posted October 21, 2004 I'm just saddened because things get so bad that we're forced to create entertaining scenarios out of how laughably bad the show is, then we have WCW 2.0, and I don't want to relive that. Amen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shadow Behind You Report post Posted October 21, 2004 Gene is the flavor of the week. We've went through this with Eugene, Sean Stasiak and others. He'll be Heat Duty with Maven and Stevie Richards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 With Eugene you at least had great heat sucking (Coach) and above-WWE-standard acting (Regal). Snitsky has Lita and Kane. Mugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Promoter 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 Of the three people involved in this angle, why is Snitsky getting over? Let's see... Kane: wants to reproduce. Who cares? Fans know that pregnancy angles only have one place to go anyway. And Kane is hard to take seriously when Shane McMahon can kick his ass. Lita: hard to be sympathethic for when she acts like a complete idiot. Snitsky: Put an end to this ridiculous baby business. Is the only person on Raw besides HHH to actually accomplish something. Is opposed to the two above losers. Is the only person on Raw to anticipate and prepare for a run-in by hiding a lead pipe in the baby carriage, making him look smarter than 98% of the roster. And that's why he's getting over. What he said! The fans are mocking the wwe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 We can talk about how the fans are making fun of him, this storyline is ridiculous, yada, yada... but the point is... WE ARE WATCHING. We are watching him wrestle. We sit there, and for most of us, he is the most entertaining part of the show. For some reason, we are mesmorized by this bad actor with a catch-on catchphrase and giant forehead. Point is... I don't know why we are attracted toward Gene Snitsky... but whatever it is, it's working. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Promoter 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 I'll still reserve judgement on ol' Mean Gene when he's put into another feud. I still say the crap-a-thon of Kane/Lita as a comedy show with Mean Gene "killing" it is all a big joke. It's quite funny I got to admit when you take into context that Kane "lost his baby" to a jobber and also got stretchered out. Lita might have caused Kane to become a bigger wuss This could be the wwe version of who drove the hummer, but the wwe has already answered the question who killed Kane's career I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop with Matt Hardy having something to do with this. Kane returns and faces off against Hardy and Mean Gene. The wwe will drag this crap even more with the positive responses to Mean Gene. How deranged is that? Hardy can return and be a heel in all of this. This is like a Mad TV skit gone bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 Wow, I just realised how much Snitsky reminds me of The Warlord. Anyway...bad wrestler or not, if Snitsky is getting good crowd reactions then the WWE might as well use him up. If they have no long term plans for him, just let him run with what he's doing now until it all peeters out and the heat is gone. Then, either re-package him or get rid of him. That way if he can be gotten rid of when he losses the one thing going for him (crowd reactions) without the WWE losing anything except another pay-packet...and if he is a success, then the WWE benefits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest news_gimmick Report post Posted October 21, 2004 Heh I think the reason Snitsky is slightly entertaining is because this was totally unexpected and different. I figured this craptacular angle would end with either Lita turn or something in another 10 months or so, but thankfully Snitsky ends it quick for us all. To me it seems that WWE didn't intend for him to go so over in this angle, and now they are running with it. For once something got over without their intentions of doing so, and people are getting behind him because they want to get behind him, not because WWE wanted us to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 So how long will it be before he turns into a silent face, and they pipe in "SNIIIT-SKY" chants? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted October 21, 2004 Just found Snitsky's new book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
