The OAO What are you going as for Halloween thread

[BorneAgain 0]

I'm going as me four months from the future. I'll mention how messed up things are under President Nader (cursed Vote or Die program) and how we're in the midst of the Australian-American war.

 

Your plans?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Clever?

[The Tino Standard 0]

I'm making my triumphant return to the Halloween Capital of the World- Ohio University- and I'll be dressed as Bob Barker (complete with pimpin' thin microphone).

[JHawk 0]

Being a cheap bastard, I'll be going as the "Jester Referee". Basically a referee's shirt and a jester's cap.

[1234-5678 0]

I was going to go as Jim Morrison, but I was too lazy to go out and get a wig or grow the beard.

 

I was going to go as Axl Rose, but I was too lazy to find a Charles Manson shirt or get a wig.

 

Now I am just going to go as "Rock Star", complete with torn jeans, flannel, and bandanna under my hat. The trouble is, I dress like that all the time now. Maybe I'll add in some sunglasses for extra flavor.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

A pimp, I even got one of those "furry" hats, like the pink one Steven Richards wore at the beginning of the year except mine's white.

[Tawren 0]

A box. A big, brown box.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

^Nice.

 

I'm going to be a Freudian Slip.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Maybe June Cleaver, if I can find one of those 1950's Haus frau desses with the apron.

[Guest Nanks]

and how we're in the midst of the Australian-American war.

 

That wouldn't be a long war, I'd rather that not happen.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I got dibs on Ayers Rock.

[Guest Nanks]

We call it Uluru now.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I got a Bush mask, a cheap cowboy hat and a I <{ Halliburton t-shirt...

[Nevermortal 0]

Mick Foley. I just wish I had the "Wanted Dead or Alive" t-shirt. Oh well, a black t-shirt will do.

[2GOLD 0]

Zod

[Guest curry_man2002]

 

If i could be bothered with halloween thats how i would go.

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

I'm making my triumphant return to the Halloween Capital of the World- Ohio University- and I'll be dressed as Bob Barker (complete with pimpin' thin microphone).

I'm headed down there as well. My aunt and uncle with whom I live own a costume shop, so I'm gonna get all decked out. I'm thinking of dressing up as a priest in full-on Mass garb, then fashioning a couple of altar boy outfits to the legs, complete with heads and feet. I'm gonna put them at just below balls-level, so that when I walk, their heads will move.

[Guest curry_man2002]

I may go like this

 

[snuffbox 0]

Hunter S. Thompson(Raoul Duke/Johnny Depp from 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'). I will be drunk and belligerent on State Street in Madison Wisconsin.

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

I tried to talk my friend Mary into going together as Jesus the Pimp and Mary Magdeline, but she's apparently not down for sacrelige.

 

Speaking of Jesus, I had an idea to go as Greaser Jesus, and it goes like this:

 

Instead of a robe, wear a floor-length wifebeater. Then, put on a pair of Doc Maten's. Dye your hair black and slick it back. And when you go to flash the "Peace" sign to friends and other Halloween partygoers, BAM~!, out pop two switchblades.

[SamoaRowe 0]

I'm going to be an angry Best Buy employee.

[1234-5678 0]

Mick Foley. I just wish I had the "Wanted Dead or Alive" t-shirt. Oh well, a black t-shirt will do.

I could've lent you the Cactus shirt.

 

Oh well, as long as you wear sweatpants with a flannel. Don't forget Socko.

[Mole 0]

Babe Ruth.

 

I shaved my goatee today, which has been done in about two years, just so I could complete the look some more. I'll be in a BoSox Jersey, and I think I'll have to get some white pants because jeans just wouldn't look right.

[dubq 0]

Did the Halloween thing tonight -busy for the weekend- at a friends party and a club. Went as a zombie, of course.

 

 

 

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Speaking of Jesus, I had an idea to go as Greaser Jesus, and it goes like this:

 

Instead of a robe, wear a floor-length wifebeater. Then, put on a pair of Doc Maten's. Dye your hair black and slick it back. And when you go to flash the "Peace" sign to friends and other Halloween partygoers, BAM~!, out pop two switchblades.

Where the hell would you get a wifebeater that goes down to the floor? Plus Jesus didn't flash a peace sign. Nobody would know who you are. Lame idea dude.

 

Hunter S. Thompson(Raoul Duke/Johnny Depp from 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'). I will be drunk and belligerent on State Street in Madison Wisconsin.

Equally lame and very pretentious. He's an author too you know, not just a movie character. He's a real person.

 

I'm going as George Dubya to cause havoc and get candy. I might where a mink stoal and a wizard's cape too. If I don't I'll be "Dubya". If I do, I'll be "Harry Potter Dubya".

[LaParkaMarka 0]

I'm going as Count Chocula.

[Vern Gagne 0]

George Zimmer

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Sweet getup, vivi. I'll be going as the zombie priest from 28 Days Later.

[Ace309 0]

Another Hunter S. Thompson here. It's a fucking popular one this year, so I think I'm going to have to battle anyone who shows up dressed the same way.

 

Or hit them with my scotch bottle.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Vampire. I wish I was going as a cowboy, though. I have the tight jeans, a pair of black Docs that somewhat resemble cowboy boots, a pack of Marlboro's, and I'd buy a cowboy hat and a denim jacket and tuck in a plaid shirt. Even carry a capgun. But no. The people I'm going with (we're all going as the same theme) wanted to be vampires.

 

Fucking cunts...