dpac 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 Was just reading through USA Today, and it announced the cast for the 4th season of VH1's Surreal Life. The cast includes Chyna, Christopher Knight, Verne Troyer (mini me), the Go Go's guitarist, Americas top model and some other person. I am always a sucker for watching this shit. Nothing beats C-level celebs and washed up perfomers talk shit and try relive the glory days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 America's Top Model?? Shouldn't these be celebs that have been around awhile? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brocklock 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 Bah, they should've got Hogan and Mr. T to be in the cast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 Season 3 is already over? Somebody tell me who Chris Knight is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 America's Top Model?? Shouldn't these be celebs that have been around awhile? I think that they're supposed to have at least one reality tv "vet" on the show, and I guess at least one woman who was in Playboy (although I dunno about the people in #3). Season 3 is already over? Somebody tell me who Chris Knight is. Sounds like someone from The Brady Bunch or Eight is Enough ...and from IMDB we get - Peter Brady. I lucked out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted November 3, 2004 Boy has this show really started to lose it. It's sad that a C-list celebrity show can't even do better than D listers after the first 2 seasons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2004 Did you NOT read that Chyna was going to be on the show?! That's like Cory Feldman, Tammy Faye, and Ron Jeremy rolled into one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2004 It's more like a sober Red Sonja. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2004 More like Conan The Barbarian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2004 Chyna and Flavor Flav would have been gold together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2004 Any idea who the last cast member will be? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Wood Caulfield 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2004 It'll probalby be a rapper who had a hit or whose peak was in the 80s/early 90s if they're following the formula of the last 3 seasons (MC Hammer for Season 1, Vanilla Ice for Season 2, Flava Flav for Season 3). The only people I can think of are Biz Markie or that rapper that did "Bust A Move". Can't say I'm looking forward to Season 4 though. The only reason I watched Season 3 was because Flava Flav was in it. I thought Season 1 was okay from the little I saw of it. I enjoyed Season 2 alot, and Flava Flav carried Season 3, IMO. I doubt I will like Season 4 as much as I like the previous seasons, or even like it at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted November 4, 2004 Chyna? If anyone could possibly be worse then Dave CrappyYAY it could be him. Edited for accuracy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2004 It'll probalby be a rapper who had a hit or whose peak was in the 80s/early 90s if they're following the formula of the last 3 seasons (MC Hammer for Season 1, Vanilla Ice for Season 2, Flava Flav for Season 3). The only people I can think of are Biz Markie or that rapper that did "Bust A Move". Young MC? I think Tone Loc would be more logical, or maybe Vitamin C. Chyna? If anyone could possibly be worse then Dave CrappyYAY it could be him. Sure his comedy sucks, but he got Alanis to go down on him in a theatre - that's gotta count for something... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Wood Caulfield 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2004 Yeah, Young MC, I forgot his name. Tone Loc is another good choice too. He had a mildly sucessful career in the late 80s/early 90s with two Top 40 hits in "Funky Cold Medina" and "Wild Thing". And don't forget he was the voice of C.J. the bear in "C.J. And Jamal"! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2004 Biz Markie will be on the Biggest Loser Celebrity show with Kim Coles and Ralphie May amoung others. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banders Kennany Report post Posted November 4, 2004 Chyna? If anyone could possibly be worse then Dave CrappyYAY it could be him. Edited for accuracy. Don't knock Dave Coulier. He is like the Surreal Life GODFATHER. Biz Markie will be on the Biggest Loser Celebrity show with Kim Coles and Ralphie May amoung others. Celebrity Fit Club. And I always remember Kim Coles as being hot. She didn't need to lose weight at DAMN all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpac 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2004 The other roomate will be "da Brat" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2004 I do believe I will skip this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2004 Biz Markie will be on the Biggest Loser Celebrity show with Kim Coles and Ralphie May amoung others. The last thing I needed on my screen was more Ralphie May. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted November 4, 2004 I definitely wouldn't watch Celebrity Fit Club, or whatever it's called then, starvenger. Not only do you get Ralphie May, you get him with his shirt off. **shudders** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Wood Caulfield 0 Report post Posted November 5, 2004 The other roomate will be "da Brat" Da Brat? I don't think I'd even call her a D-List celebrity. Everyone in America knew who Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer was, and while I don't think everyone knows who Public Enemy is, or knows who Flava Flav is, I'm sure people reconized what he looked like (the rapper with the clock around his neck and who wore a sweatsuit and had gold teeth). Da Brat was never a big time celebrity. Infact, has she ever had a Top 40 hit? I think only rap fans know who she is. Why would they choose her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted November 5, 2004 Maybe Salt N Pepper turned them down? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted November 5, 2004 Woe, Chyna and Da Brat on a reality show. The world has officially gone to hell. BTW, if you think Chyna will be bad, she's a SAINT next to Da Brat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
