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Guest Agent of Oblivion
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The one who lives off mountain dew has sobbing kidneys.

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Guest Shutterspeed
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Tonight while out I grabbed another of those Oaks, but in a smaller size, a pie and a small can of Original Pringles, which, as it turned out, was dinner.

 

What did you eat, fatty?

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Pour Mountain dew on them, they'll shut up.

 

I'm having the following sammich: ham, cheese, onions, peppers, hotted up and melty, and some yogurt-coated raisins.

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Yesterday:

 

Breakfast - Bagle with cream cheese

Mid morning - Tangerine

Lunch - Boiled ham sandwich

Mid afternoon - Cheese crackers

Dinner - Grilled chicken breast, baked potato, salad

Late night snack - Popsicle

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Yesterday:

Breakfast: Cupcake and a cup of Coffee (free from work :) )

Lunch: Chef Boyardee pasta & meatballs, potato chips, Little Debbie snack, washed it down with an Orange Soda

Dinner: Chicken Salad on toast, grilled bread crusts with garlic, salt and "Essence" dipped in Western Dressing, mixed greens salad. two cookies for dessert, all washed down with Hawaiian Punch

 

Today:

Breakfast: None (as usual)

Lunch: McRib, fries, Orange Drink

Dinner :Waffles, scrambled eggs and bacon

Guest hhheld_down
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i have been sucking down chicken soup and ice cream for the past 2 days. i wish my damn throat would stop hurting.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Small salad and a substantial hamslab wik mustard.

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I've had a problem.

 

I've been eating nothing but like one meal of $6 Wendy's food every day for like a month and a half...mixed with diet/regular sodas...

 

I haven't gotten fat, but I've put on weight.

 

So tomorrow I'm gonna start eating right/less until the end of December.

 

I did a healthy/contained eating program during the summer, it went like this:

 

One little thing in the morning: Breakfast bar

One meal at 6 pm: Grilled salmon, grilled aspargus, little bit of fruit, small salad.

Water.

Diet (if any) soda.

 

Plus, about 45-min of running each day.

 

I dropped like 20 pounds in a month-month and half and did well. I'm gonna start that back up tomorrow.

 

Good luck to me.

Guest Shutterspeed
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Enjoy starting your diet at the worst possible time of the year.

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Oh. My God. I just ate the worst thing ever.

 

There was a Greek restaurant near my place. I felt like a Gyro. Which is my wont.

 

Anyway, they're under new management. Wanted fallafel. Didn't have it. Ordered a lamb sandwich. It was pretty crappy. Now, every time i burp, it TASTES LIKE SHIT! I mean LTERALLY!. EVERY fucking time I burp it's like somone shat in my damn mouth. That's what it fucking smells like. God damn it. I should pull my trigger.

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Breakfast- Corn Pops, OJ (7:30)

Lunch- ham sandwich, granola, a litre of water (11:30)

Afternoon- bagel, lasagna, popsicle, water (5:00)

Dinner- hot dog, Ruffles chips, water (6:30)

 

Probably some fruit and more water in my future.

 

If I were to have a diet consisting mainly of takeout, it would probably be:

 

Breakfast- two sausage McMuffins, two hashbrowns, large orange juice

Lunch- Subway club sandwich w/ lettuce, green peppers and Sub Sauce, Sun Chips, Sprite

Afternoon- wild blueberry or carrot w/ raisin muffin, Dad's Root Beer

Dinner- four Classic Super slices of pizza, Diet Pepsi

 

Then I would be poor and fat.

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My ususal diet consists of not shit.

 

Breakfast - either a small salad or nothing. And a cigarette.

 

Lunch - my biggest meal of the day. Nowadays usually a gyro and soup. A guro of the non-shit variety.

 

Dinner - whatever's around.

Guest Shutterspeed
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I've been living off these two products for the past 24 hours.

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