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Guest Agent of Oblivion
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If you post in this thread, and have conversed with me before, I will predict fairly accurately the course of the remainder of your life, as well as the cause and roundabout time of your death. If you're some wrestling folder dope I've never seen before, don't clog up my thread.

 

Also, know full well that not everyone's life turns out good. Some of your fortunes may be very negative, so if I tell you that you're going to die paralyzed of multiple sclerosis while your wife cheats on you in the next room, don't get offended.

 

My clairvoyancy is legendary on this board. Check out where I've accurately read the posters' stars, and correctly surmised the posters' appearances despite not having seen a picture or read a description. What I type in response to your query of your fate is truly what I think will happen to you, and I'm usually right. I bear no responsibility in what you do with your information.

 

You have been warned.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
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You will find happiness within the next six years. This will either be meeting a girl, or securing one you already know, into a decent lasting relationship. Lasting until about age 44, anyway, where you die from your second stroke. The first one hits you when you're 39 when a clot busts loose and lodges in your neck. You'll lose most of your right side, get pissed because you can't play guitar anymore, then focus on studio work which you'll just get off the ground in terms of making a living before you croak.

 

Your wife, a fairly savvy if pudgy computer geek will take over the business and be financially comfortable; never remarrying, but raising your only son to be a power metal drummer.

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Predict me.

 

Incidently I'm a trained palmist, so anyone can feel free to post a picture of their palm and I'll tell them how they'll fuck up.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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chave's downfall will be woman. He's going to get fucked up and knock up some horse-faced scottish chick who will nag him til his dying day. This is even after the divorce 2 years after the british equivalent of a shotgun wedding.

 

His kid will be AWFUL and grow up to hate chave quietly in jail.

 

Chave sadly is going to get hit by a lorry and squished in a completely accidental incident on his 32nd birthday.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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The only issues I have with that is that I abhor studio work

 

I said you'd get pissed...

 

and that due to my genetic maladies, I'm not sure I'll be chancing passing that on.

 

OOPS! a little bundle of miracles. I can't see anything past his power metal drumming.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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He has to ask. I'm not going to lay some heavy shit on someone if they don't want to know.

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At least I get to stand next to Tom in line...

So you can whisper in his ear about how I'm annoying you.

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