Who amongst you all

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Because there's got to be somebody, at least I'm hoping. This is also the thread where you can petition for a redress of grievances I may have caused.

[The Czech Republic]

You called me out on being a whiny teenager and that hurt my feelings. But it's not like I hate you or something

[Vanhalen]

You deleted my Christmas thread and started player hating on santa

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

I'd be more interested to find out the roots of why you dislike me....you know, considering I've never once talked to you about anything.

[Guest Loss]

I think you talk about yourself too much. But I don't dislike you.

 

I'm sure you could point out things you don't care for about me that wouldn't mean you disliked me.

[TheBigSwigg]

You renamed me Red Hot Thumbsack in the Ass.

 

Other than that you've been ok.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You deleted my Christmas thread and started player hating on santa

I didn't delete that thread. I also said "Thanks!" when you PMed me a Merry Christmas.

[Guest Shoes Head]

I hate you because I see the flashing Moderator avatar and I assume it's Loss throwing another tantrum.

[Nevermortal]

I don't hate you, because if you weren't around, I would've never bothered to re-visit Dillinger Escape Plan. They now consume my musical life.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Edwin MacPhisto's looking at the thread. That asshole.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Sometimes, your posts read like the playful noogies of an older brother. That isn't a criticism, but probably why more people don't dislike you.

 

Your vitriol lacks a certain bite; it's like they can't take your insults seriously, because they know, deep down, you're a good guy.

[Edwin MacPhisto]

Edwin MacPhisto's looking at the thread. That asshole.

I was going to offer to try to dislike you if you were that hard up, but I thought better of it and went for a chicken sandwich. Which was pretty good. Asshole.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

Incandenza makes a good point. You do drugs, play music, and have long hair. It's going to be pretty difficult for you to hurt feelings.

 

K.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America]

I'm ambivilant towards pretty much everyone on this board, so I find it hard to hate you in particular. Especially when I agree with you on a lot of things.

 

Although, I do think you're a horrific asshole for having compared me to Mike.

[alfdogg]

I hate you because I see the flashing Moderator avatar and I assume it's Loss throwing another tantrum.

That doesn't even make sense.

[Guest MikeSC]

I don't like anybody.

 

You're included.

-=Mike

[DerangedHermit]

I don't like anybody.

 

You're included.

-=Mike

Somehow I'm not surprised.

[Guest MikeSC]

I don't like anybody.

 

You're included.

        -=Mike

Somehow I'm not surprised.

You are on the list, too.

-=Mike

[AboveAverage484]

I think you're a pompous ass.

 

You always have cool avatars, though

 

[Note, the original statement was joking, although by stating that it makes the above statement even less funny, unless you didn't think it was funny in the first place, which in that case means I hate you.]

[treble]

Ditto.

[Guest MikeSC]

I think you're a pompous ass.

 

You always have cool avatars, though

 

[Note, the original statement was joking, although by stating that it makes the above statement even less funny, unless you didn't think it was funny in the first place, which in that case means I hate you.]

Don't worry, I hate you too.

 

As for treble, I don't hate him/her.

 

OK, I actually do. Big-time. Uber hatred.

-=Mike

[Big Ol' Smitty]

 

All of you.

[Big Ol' Smitty]

Wait that was supposed to say loathe. I loathe all of you.

[treble]

I think you're a pompous ass.

 

You always have cool avatars, though 

 

[Note, the original statement was joking, although by stating that it makes the above statement even less funny, unless you didn't think it was funny in the first place, which in that case means I hate you.]

Don't worry, I hate you too.

 

As for treble, I don't hate him/her.

 

OK, I actually do. Big-time. Uber hatred.

-=Mike

I hate me/she, too.

[Guest MikeSC]

Wait that was supposed to say loathe. I loathe all of you.

I hate that you can't make a witty joke.

I hate me/she, too.

I hate that I don't know many people's genders to more appropriately target my wrath.

-=Mike

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Hey, Agent, you also have that blue collar, I-work-in-a-warehouse thing going on, so that gives you a lot of appeal to the shitty people on this board. Plus, other than occasionally tossing out an insult, you don't do much to get people to hate you.

 

You need to be ruthless in your hate. Look at myself, subliminal_animal and Banky as people who've successfully turned people against them.

 

P.S. I think I can safely speak on behalf of the other two by saying that little of what we say on this board is an act. We really do think most of the people here are terrible, and have no reservations in reminding them of it constantly.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

But most of the board thinks it's an act when you say you're not acting. You should just be a really big asshole all the time.

 

K.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

subliminal_animal is the same way on AIM as he is on the board. I shit you not.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

There's at least one person on this board stranger than subliminal_animal.

 

Seriously, though. You talk to Agent and everybody likes the motherfucker, hence they all like you. You need to fight Agent to the death or something. That or insult one of the four girls that posts here.

 

As an aside, I was going to dislike Agent for the sake of variety, but then I actually heard Agents of Oblivion and they're pretty awesome, so now I'm not going to.

 

K.

[KanadianKrusty]

I don don't hate AoO, too drunk w/ teh labtt blue dry rigt naw calisse, stoopeed school patays