Thanksgiving Smackdown spoilers

[JoeDirt 0]

Thanks to ShatteredSoul for the following:

 

DARK MATCH:

Match 1: Chris Masters over Hardcore Holly (some Renee Dupree punishment possibly?) Masters is a developmental talent from OVW.

 

VELOCITY:

Match 2: Shannon Moore & Nunzio & Chavo Guerrero over Billy Kidman & Akio &Spike Dudley. SHANNON MOORE pinned Spike. Yes, for real. With a flipping neckbreaker.

 

Match 3: Luther Reigns & Mark Jindrak pinned McCallister? & A-1 (possibly the steaksauce tycoon?) Nothing special here, it was short and painful.

 

*Match 4: Bashams over Paul London & Funaki. Again, short and not so sweet but it was great seeing London again.

 

SMACKDOWN:

Match 1: Rey Mysterio Jr. over Renee Dupree in a pretty decent match. Rey won after the 619 and a springboard legdrop. Renee's eye looked F'n sick. Damn that Bob Holly.

 

Next was the Tough Enough Competition. This week they had to Armwrestle one another in a mini tournament.

 

Heres the results:

Dan was eliminated before the arm wrestling.

Puder over The Miz

Ryan over Justice

Puder over Ryan, so Puder wins again. weee!

 

 

Next were some little segments. Firstly, Carlito Carribean Cool and Jesus talked about how Cena attacked Carlito before the match last week and cost him the US belt. Carlito then gave Jesus Cena's chain and lock because he took him out after the match last week.

 

After that was a segment of Kenzo Suzuki watching Torrie Wilson on a monitor while his Hiroko was telling him about Thanksgiving. When she asked Kenzo what part of the turkey he wanted, he said he wanted some Breasts.

 

Then there was a Bradshaw promo. He basically put down Indians and talked about how affirmitive action doesnt work. That was follows by a Rey Jr Promo with RVD talking about their tag title shot.

 

Match 2: Rob Van Dam over Kenzo Suzuki via DQ after Kenzo used Hiroko's scarf to choke RVD out. Torrie was the ring announcer and after the match, Kenzo went after her and RVD made the save.

 

Next was a Big Show Thanksgiving segment. He talked about how he ate his parents out of house and home and how his favorite holiday is Thanksgiving. Show invited everyone (Tazzzzz,Cole,Chimel etc) to the ring for a feast. Luther came out, pied that Diva Search chick and then there was a foodfight like every Thanksgiving. The Diva Search chick hit Show in the face with the pie to end the segment.

 

Match 3: Kurt Angle over Cody Steele. This was part of Kurt's invitational challenge. Steele said he was from Rochester, but a "Liar" chant rang out because we know he's from the Niagara Falls, Ontario area. Angle beat him with the ankle lock. Everyone thought it would be local favorite and Tough Enough winner Matt Cappotelli that was going to challenge Kurt. No dice though.

 

A video then aired talking about how WWE went to Iraq during the holidays last year and to support the troops. Then the video said that they'd be returning back again this year during the holidays. Good for them, pretty classy.

 

Match 4: Dawn Marie and Miss Jackie went to a no contest in some Thanksgiving costume gimmick type of match. Charlie Haas had to seperate the two of them after the match was thrown out.

 

Main Event Match 5: JBL & Orlando Jordan over Booker T & Eddy Guerrero after interference from who (I believe) were the Dudley Boyz or the Basham Brothers. It was hard to tell cause they were wearing masks and then did the reveal, so don't quote me on that. After the Match, the gong rang and the arena went dark. Out came the Undertaker to take out JBL and Orlando. Weeeee!

 

No Cena this week, which wasnt a suprise. I'd say most of the hard camera side was tarped off and the crowd was clumped together so it should look good on TV. Other than that, it wasnt a bad show since I got in free and all. Free wrestling is good wrestling!

 

Biggest Pops (in no order):

Puder

RVD

Eddy

Rey Jr

[JoeDirt 0]

London returns as a Velocity jobber! Yay!

[tekcop 0]

Wow... i usually try to defend the WWE and especially SD!, but... damn this looks like total crap.

[tekcop 0]

Wow... i usually try to defend the WWE and especially SD!, but... damn this looks like total crap.

[JoeDirt 0]

I'm kind of surprised Rodimer was eliminated from TE.

 

Looks like we might get Spike vs. Shannon Moore at Armageddon.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

SD looks blah although I wouldn't mind checking out Velocity.

 

Steele said he was from Rochester, but a "Liar" chant rang out because we know he's from the Niagara Falls, Ontario area

 

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Gay gay gay GAY GAY GAY.

 

Not watching.

[haws bah gawd 0]

I saw that "Dan" was eliminated, and, forgetting that there are two "Dan's" in the competition, immediately thought WWE had cut Puder. Smackdown sounds like bleh, but unless I missed it, Heidenreich was nowhere to be seen. Im going to the Smackdown tapings in Greenville, SC in 2 weeks, so hopefully that show will be decent.

[Art Sandusky 0]

It's the Thanksgiving show, I didn't expect a show that'd set the world on fire.

[NoCalMike 0]

Bradshaw insults indians?

[JoeDirt 0]

Bradshaw insults indians?

He might not get a chance to any other time.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Rodmier is gone? Thank christ and a bunch of turkeys lined up for slaughtering. A Cruiserweight Six-Man Tag on Velocity might be good, but Smackdown looks like complete crap this week.

 

So lets see, the final 4 for T.E. are Justice Smith, Dan Puder, Ryan...uh..Reeve? And that guy thats in every reality show known to man.

[Guest JohnnySwift]

Sounds like I didn't miss much, I'm glad I didn't go.

[res37618 0]

Meh, I was hoping for just a bit more, even though it is the Turkey Day show. I've got tickets to Armageddon, so I was at least hoping for one or two more match announcements to add to the whopping two-match card they've got right now. So in that regard, I'm disappointed. But in their defense, the Thanksgiving show is usually always a crap/placeholder show, expecting minimal ratings.

[res37618 0]

Rodmier is gone? Thank christ and a bunch of turkeys lined up for slaughtering. A Cruiserweight Six-Man Tag on Velocity might be good, but Smackdown looks like complete crap this week.

 

So lets see, the final 4 for T.E. are Justice Smith, Dan Puder, Ryan...uh..Reeve? And that guy thats in every reality show known to man.

MIZ!

 

Yeah, I flipped by reruns of Real World/Road Rules Challenge a couple of days ago, and he's on there this season too. Damn, he's getting more TV time than a lot of established celebs right now . . . .

 

He's not gonna win Tough Enough, unless the voting is rigged. I think Puder has got it, but damn, I hope Puder doesn't have to do many promos on the mic, he's dreadful. Let him be the "Silent Killer" or something of the sort.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

DARK MATCH:

Match 1: Chris Masters over Hardcore Holly (some Renee Dupree punishment possibly?) Masters is a developmental talent from OVW.

 

YES~! A jobber in a dark match! There is a God!

[Guest LooneyTune]

DARK MATCH:

Match 1: Chris Masters over Hardcore Holly (some Renee Dupree punishment possibly?) Masters is a developmental talent from OVW.

 

YES~! A jobber in a dark match! There is a God!

Yup. Holly having to job to a no-name in a dark match is lower than Funaki on the jobber pole. I guess Shannon Moore is getting Holly's push.

[claydude14 0]

That person forgot one backstage promo. Heyman talked about how Heidenrich was a man just like all of us, a man with emotions and how they had gotten out of control. No Thanksgiving for Heidenrich apparently, because he's institutionalized. Heyman asked for our prayers and thoughts with Heidenrich this Thanksgiving.

[AndrewTS 0]

Bradshaw insults indians?

He might not get a chance to any other time.

What would they do in retaliation? They're all dead.

 

Lousy show, as expected.

 

DARK MATCH:

Match 1: Chris Masters over Hardcore Holly (some Renee Dupree punishment possibly?) Masters is a developmental talent from OVW.

 

Punishment to WWE is giving Holly more fresh meat and having him job in a match no one will see?

[iliketurtles 0]

Match 3: Kurt Angle over Cody Steele. This was part of Kurt's invitational challenge. Steele said he was from Rochester, but a "Liar" chant rang out because we know he's from the Niagara Falls, Ontario area. Angle beat him with the ankle lock. Everyone thought it would be local favorite and Tough Enough winner Matt Cappotelli that was going to challenge Kurt. No dice though.

Shit like this pisses me off.

 

HEY IDIOTS IN THE WWE...THIS WRITES ITSELF. Instant superstar could of been made before his hometown. INSTANTLY. And he's actually talented!

[AndrewTS 0]

HEY IDIOTS IN THE WWE...THIS WRITES ITSELF. Instant superstar could of been made before his hometown. INSTANTLY. And he's actually talented!

Letting a face win a match in their hometown? That's crazy talk.

[claydude14 0]

Kurt actually had his real olympic medal with him, carried by two cops. He said if Cody won he got it. There were Capatelli chants all night long, so we shat on Cody. I know it was the first match and he was the first known guy, but after losing the fucking first match Holly got a standing O and curtain call. He was walking down the aisle and we went nuts, so he came back to the ring and posed a bit. I couldn't believe it. At least most of the audience seemed into the product.

[Guest Anglesault]

How Can anyone justify keeping Justice Smith over ANYONE?

 

And these Angle skits bore me already.

[JoeDirt 0]

How Can anyone justify keeping Justice Smith over ANYONE?

 

And these Angle skits bore me already.

But what if somebody beats him? They'll get his OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS!!!!!

 

What if they put them down their PANTS like Benoit did!!!!!!!!!

 

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Nice! A1, Al Ralphs, Mr. Windsor himself got the try-out match my friend was telling me he was rumoured to have on the house shows last weekend but didn't.

 

He's not a great talent or anything (he kinda looks like a fusion between Lex Luger and Chuck Palumbo circa 2002) but he's a local guy so hooray for local pride, Border City Wrestling, the Can-Am Wrestling school, etc.

[Guest Anglesault]

How Can anyone justify keeping Justice Smith over ANYONE?

 

And these Angle skits bore me already.

But what if somebody beats him? They'll get his OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS!!!!!

 

What if they put them down their PANTS like Benoit did!!!!!!!!!

 

Then get to it already. The premise isn't NEARLY interesting enough to do more than one week of build. Angle beating some random jobber once would get the point across.

[Fro 0]

Chris Masters = roided up OVW hoss (Luger-esque roided).

 

The masked men were the Bashams. Hopefully they get a chance to show what they can do this time (Doug Basham's just as good as "Eugene"). They can both cut good promos too.

[JoeDirt 0]

Apparently Ryan Reeves, who has posted on the Rajah forums before, just posted telling people not to vote for Puder:

 

"Guys thanks for all the support. I have made the final four and I think I have a real shot of winning this thing especially after fridays one hour special is on and I expose Dan Puder for what he really is. The guy is here for the money and has had a shitload of luck on his side. He is just doing this to market himself for ultimate fighting and if he makes it he will not last. He was never even in UFC and has only had one real fight, his other 3 were nothing. I respect him as an athlete, but I love wrestling to much to let this guy win this thing. I have two broken ribs now, but I could care less cause I want this more than anything else in life. You do not have to vote for me, but please do not vote for that prick Puder. He won the sex test cause he kissed both Mae and Moolahs asses for 2 days straight when we have been told not to do that type of shit. They obviously liked it though and picked him on that. He went last against the Bashams and that is why he was able to do alright on them since they were so tired. Than last night you will see. He got very lucky again, but it is ok.

 

For all of you doubting me, thanks! I have more personality than these guys and I will show it more and more every week. I held back a little in the begining cause I wanted more of a serious character, but I see that will not be enough so just wait. Training is going great and I am learing a lot very fast and cannot wait to see how this all unfolds. Again thank you everyone for everything! I have been extremely busy and have very little to pretty much no time to post or even go on the internet so sorry for that. For those saying I came here for votes, why have I not posted anything on any other sites? I have been coming to the news and rumors section of this board for years so please do not think I came here just for that. Vote for who you truly want to have it, I am just telling you I want this more than anyone, thanks."

[Guest LooneyTune]

I'm voting for Puder now because he's begging people. Calling 2 real wrestlers tired by holding down a bunch of losers for 2 minutes combined is a poor excuse. Wrestlers are conditioned to wrestle for an hour+, how does 2 people holding down 200 lb. people for 30 second each drain energy?

[The Niggardly King 0]

How Can anyone justify keeping Justice Smith over ANYONE?

You can't beat a guy name Justice.

 

Now I'm hoping anyone wins over Ryan Reeves...the guy has no charisma, and sucks on all levels.