Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Cena just needs to be tweaked though. They have the basic gimmick down well, he just needs to be more natural and less playing to the audience. Orton needs a complete overhaul. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 They could have a girl. A girl that's 12. Because the buyer is Jerry Lawler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wildpegasus Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Two bait and switches was too much especially considering all the bait and switches in the past as it comes off choregraphed when you do two of them in one night but anyway I still did like the ending. As Edge might say it was very cliffhangerish. I'm really looking forward to seeing what happens next week and like the finish or not - both ways people do seem to be looking forward to in next week. I'd have to rewatch but this might've been the best triple threat I've seen for managing to keep the 3rd man legitably out of the ring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 And what was with the Steven Richards stuff at the start of the show? Any reason for Vince to just bury a talent for no reason? I thought they were going with a "Underdog" sell with Stevie being in the final 5 but then he does the atrocious "IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!" dance that wasn't funny and gets hurled over. I couldn't agree more, as there is nothing like pointing out a member of YOUR roster that apparently isn't good enough to win the World title........real smart Vince. Dude, I like Stevie & all, but it's STEVIE RICHARDS. He's a jobber. He can't get any lower on the food chain, so I fail to see how he was "buried" when he hardly ever appears on Raw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 This had more bait-and-switch than Saturday morning on ESPN2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Cena just needs to be tweaked though. They have the basic gimmick down well, he just needs to be more natural and less playing to the audience. Orton needs a complete overhaul. I think Orton's a lost cause. HHH completely cut him off at the knees with the whole month of September. It ruined Orton by not staying in Evolution for a few months after winning the title. Just think how much better it would be if Orton had just been thrown out of Evolution after SurSeries and Orton/HHH was just happening for the first time at the next PPV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Dude, I like Stevie & all, but it's STEVIE RICHARDS. He's a jobber. He can't get any lower on the food chain, so I fail to see how he was "buried" when he hardly ever appears on Raw. Yeah he's a jobber, but you don't go out there and tell everyone that your wrestlers suck and that him winning would be a joke. If they were actually thinking of anything for Stevie, they would have had him do something like go up to Vince after the battle royal and tell him off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wildpegasus Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Does anyone know if HHH is going off to promote the Blade movie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Randy, I need to talk to you... it's IMPORTANT. Stacy Carter, The Kat? Is that you? What is it that you want? Oh Randy, I miss being a WWE Diva. I would do ANYTHING to be a DIVA again. ANYTHING. I'd let you violate me with wingtip shoe; I'd get one of my hot friends and let you fuck the both of us; I have no gag reflex Randy and I will suck you dry and swallow. Ha, ha. *Randy has a huge shit-eating grin* *crowd pops huge, freaking out over an X-rated RAW* Oh Stacy, you don't have to do that *crowd with a collective "HUH?" Not without me taking you to dinner first and meeting your parents *crowd comes unglued*. And even then, I think we're moving too fast. How about you just show me your bra? Oh Randy, you're so.... ROMANTIC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Dude, I like Stevie & all, but it's STEVIE RICHARDS. He's a jobber. He can't get any lower on the food chain, so I fail to see how he was "buried" when he hardly ever appears on Raw. Yeah he's a jobber, but you don't go out there and tell everyone that your wrestlers suck and that him winning would be a joke. It's not like he went out and buried a guy like Jericho. Stevie's winning *WOULD* be a joke, and everyone knows it, so it's not like it was some earth-shattering break of kayfabe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlaskanHero 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Like, fuck. "You're really pretty"??? Uh-huh. So, he actually said "You're really pretty"? To some supposedly ugly "divas"? Randy's officially a pussy. A pussy bitch. A pussy-ass bitch even. I mean, damn, he takes an occassional step forward then takes two steps forward. I try to like Randy, I really do, but when I hear him doing things like this, I start loosing all hope in him. Bah, The Pussy-Ass Bitch is disillusioning me and making me want to not watch wrestling anymore. I'm sticking with Smackdown until The Pussy-Ass Bitch disappears permanently or becomes just slightly cool. Whichever happens first. Besides, Smackdown has Rey-Rey. Rey can do no wrong. He's like Jesus. Just shorter. And Mexican. And wears a mask. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Like, fuck. "You're really pretty"??? Uh-huh. So, he actually said "You're really pretty"? To some supposedly ugly "divas"? Randy's officially a pussy. A pussy bitch. A pussy-ass bitch even. I mean, damn, he takes an occassional step forward then takes two steps forward. I try to like Randy, I really do, but when I hear him doing things like this, I start loosing all hope in him. Okay, right now, I'm going to tell the girl I like that's she's really pretty. I might have to duck and cover for the firestorm that ensues! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Randy Orton is such a tool. He'll never be over huge because unlike guys like Austin and Foley and Rock, Orton is not a cool guy. He's a douchebag tool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Where did they get that ugly skank Kitana...or Maleena, or whatever the fuck her name was? The Bargain Whore Supercenter? Remember the Diva Search losers? Well, she's a Diva Search reject. She was one of the ones booted on the casting special. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Randy Orton is such a tool. He'll never be over huge because unlike guys like Austin and Foley and Rock, Orton is not a cool guy. He's a douchebag tool. And that is the difference between Orton and Batista (or Orton and Cena). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 It was paraphrased. Some chick asked him if what she was wearing was too slutty. He said "You look beautiful". And then didn't have her suck his cock. So, yeah, he's a lil bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RHR 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 That could be Orton's gimmick now. He's a completly useless, piece of shit pussy who even stops wrestling real matches, and stops using the RKO. He could just use boring restholds, and have girls follow him to and from the ring. Just a preppy piece of shit fuckwad. Then, have Foley show up and beat the hardcore back into him. Foley could come back and be Orton's manager, making Orton really CARE about something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shadow Behind You Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Dude, I like Stevie & all, but it's STEVIE RICHARDS. He's a jobber. He can't get any lower on the food chain, so I fail to see how he was "buried" when he hardly ever appears on Raw. Yeah he's a jobber, but you don't go out there and tell everyone that your wrestlers suck and that him winning would be a joke. It's not like he went out and buried a guy like Jericho. Stevie's winning *WOULD* be a joke, and everyone knows it, so it's not like it was some earth-shattering break of kayfabe. but there was ZERO need to go "Could you imagine someone like steven richards as the champion!?". The only thing that could have made it worthwhile was if Steven did the "underdog" sell and lasted as long as he did but with them building it up and maybe with a little blood going with him fighting to survive with the "big boys" and after a valient effort, he finally gets eliminated. Later that night, steven is in the trainer's room getting taped and Vince walks by and Steven gets intense and tells vince off and Vince steps back and gives him the "I guess I underestimated you Mr. Richards". and walks off. but that would never happen; thus rendering the whole "let's mock Richards for no reason" deal pointless and degrading to your of own workers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 That could be Orton's gimmick now. He's a completly useless, piece of shit pussy who even stops wrestling real matches, and stops using the RKO. He could just use boring restholds, and have girls follow him to and from the ring. Just a preppy piece of shit fuckwad. Then, have Foley show up and beat the hardcore back into him. Foley could come back and be Orton's manager, making Orton really CARE about something. "Forget this match, there's a sale at Express For Men!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shadow Behind You Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Where did they get that ugly skank Kitana...or Maleena, or whatever the fuck her name was? The Bargain Whore Supercenter? Remember the Diva Search losers? Well, she's a Diva Search reject. She was one of the ones booted on the casting special. that's what the whole thing was for. For whenever they want to a segment or two with skanks...instead of using the ringrats or the local strippers...They got a book of willing stanks with their contacts and such. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 It's only a matter of time before the males in the crowd completely turn on Orton. He'll still get the Jeff Hardy pop from the women, but the guys will turn on him. His babyface routine is so forced, is completely feels like pandering to the crowd, just begging them and saying "please like me! I'm cool because I'm having these chicks strip for you and give me lap dances!" Orton sucks. And THAT'S why the fans are 10 times more behind Batista right now, and Batista hasn't even completely turned yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 I like Randy Orton. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Orton can be the WWE's resident shoulder-to-cry-on. Trish: Oh Randy, that Chris Jericho called me names. *Trish puts her head on Randys lap* *Randy picks her head up and looks her in the eyes* Randy: Trish, you are a beautiful woman and a valued human being. I am happy to be your friend. Jericho is just saying that because he still likes you, but is afraid to get hurt again. Trish: You're so right Randy! Is there anything I can do to thank you? You... Me... Anal? Randy: Hmm... I like that idea Trish. I'd love to. *Trish starts to unzip her pants* *Randy grabs a tube of something out of a nearby dresser* *Randy squeezes it on to his hands and smiles as Trish is bent over* Randy: There, my hands are clean. Now for the rest of this room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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tominator89 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 I'm glad Orton said what he said. Anything juvenile, like others are suggesting, would have reinforced why anyone mainstream considers WWE to be a joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shadow Behind You Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Exactly. Batista is actually pimp and real pimps don't throw it in your face. Orton looks like the rich daddy's boy 16 year old trying to get in with the Popular crowd and failing miserably. Next week; He'll try to score weed and then throw a kegger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Because forcing women to strip to their panties is high class. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 How many random women have debuted in the WWE in the past few weeks now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 I'm far from mainstream, and I think WWE is a joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 I'm far from mainstream, and I think WWE is a joke. The WWE is always going to be thought of as a joke. No way around that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
